MAGAThread XVI: Raising the Barr

[Cannot think of a name]

Look man, if the best you got for your guy is he barely won an election three years ago...

But seriously. It's 2019. Trump is embroiled in an impeachment scandal. He's just left an ally behind to be attacked. I can get why you don't want to deal with current events, but...there are current events. You can't keep rubbing the Clinton lamp to get out of the shit this dude is in. It's over. He won. Now we have to deal with the numerous giant piles of shit he keeps leaving everywhere. Keep up.

You wanna talk 2019? Let's talk 2019.

He's embroiled in an impeachment scandal because the Democrats have been conjuring up bullshit 'Scandals' since day one. When he's actually impeached. It will be worth talking about, until then? It's political bullshit.

How many associates of his have been indicted so far? Is he just shitty at making friends?

He's just left an 'Ally' who's being attacked by another ally. What the fuck do you want us to do? Fight Turkey over the Kurds? Turkey is part of NATO. The Kurds aren't. It sucks but it is what it is.

Good news! We never had to do that! We just had to leave less than a thousand people nearby giving advice to prevent the whole thing.

[Stamp Out Trump]

Look man, if the best you got for your guy is he barely won an election three years ago...

But seriously. It's 2019. Trump is embroiled in an impeachment scandal. He's just left an ally behind to be attacked. I can get why you don't want to deal with current events, but...there are current events. You can't keep rubbing the Clinton lamp to get out of the shit this dude is in. It's over. He won. Now we have to deal with the numerous giant piles of shit he keeps leaving everywhere. Keep up.

You wanna talk 2019? Let's talk 2019.

He's embroiled in an impeachment scandal because the Democrats have been conjuring up bullshit 'Scandals' since day one. When he's actually impeached. It will be worth talking about, until then? It's political bullshit.

He's just left an 'Ally' who's being attacked by another ally. What the fuck do you want us to do? Fight Turkey over the Kurds? Turkey is part of NATO. The Kurds aren't. It sucks but it is what it is.

He should have left well enough alone and not pulled our troops in No. Syria. Probably did it as part of some secret dealings (quid pro quo) to Putin/Erdogan. We know how he operates.

Can't wait to see his taxes from the last 10 years finally come out. That fake corruption he's been trying to find is not there in his taxes. That's the real deal. It's gonna finish him.

[Uiiop]

How do you know it has an effect at all?

Presumably every politician holding rallies indicates rallies are good. If they were bad, they probably would have stopped.

What if they're bad but not bad enough to stop him winning?
That and Why you trust Politicians to be competent?

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

What has he done that is great?

Prevented Hillary Clinton from being president for starters. Driven the Democratic party literally insane for second.

>Supporting an absolute monarchy to own the American liberals.

[The Emerald Legion]

You wanna talk 2019? Let's talk 2019.

He's embroiled in an impeachment scandal because the Democrats have been conjuring up bullshit 'Scandals' since day one. When he's actually impeached. It will be worth talking about, until then? It's political bullshit.

How many associates of his have been indicted so far? Is he just shitty at making friends?

He's just left an 'Ally' who's being attacked by another ally. What the fuck do you want us to do? Fight Turkey over the Kurds? Turkey is part of NATO. The Kurds aren't. It sucks but it is what it is.

Good news! We never had to do that! We just had to leave less than a thousand people nearby giving advice to prevent the whole thing.

Huh, it's almost like politics is generally full of criminals. If you investigate literally anyone in politics I'd bet you'd find several associates who've committed crimes. That's not abnormal. That's not new.

We.... just moved 50-ish people out of Turkey's Warpath because Turkey was going in with or without our approval.

[Gravlen]

“Trump is bringing our troops home!” says the Trump supporter as three times as many troops are being sent to Saudi Arabia as are called back from Syria.

[Cannot think of a name]

How many associates of his have been indicted so far? Is he just shitty at making friends?

Good news! We never had to do that! We just had to leave less than a thousand people nearby giving advice to prevent the whole thing.

Huh, it's almost like politics is generally full of criminals. If you investigate literally anyone in politics I'd bet you'd find several associates who've committed crimes. That's not abnormal. That's not new.

Man, you know you're guy is shit when you gotta resort to this.

We.... just moved 50-ish people out of Turkey's Warpath because Turkey was going in with or without our approval.

The great negotiator.

[Gravlen]

How many associates of his have been indicted so far? Is he just shitty at making friends?

Good news! We never had to do that! We just had to leave less than a thousand people nearby giving advice to prevent the whole thing.

Huh, it's almost like politics is generally full of criminals. If you investigate literally anyone in politics I'd bet you'd find several associates who've committed crimes. That's not abnormal. That's not new.

We.... just moved 50-ish people out of Turkey's Warpath because Turkey was going in with or without our approval.

50? Try 1000.

And Turkey would never have acted without US approval.

[The Emerald Legion]

“Trump is bringing our troops home!” says the Trump supporter as three times as many troops are being sent to Saudi Arabia as are called back from Syria.

He's... not bringing any troops home. He moved like fifty dudes to a different part of Syria.

[Juristonia]

Dun dun dun. Another one bites the dust.
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/11/politics/mcaleenan-resigns-homeland-security-secretary/index.html

[Stamp Out Trump]

“Trump is bringing our troops home!” says the Trump supporter as three times as many troops are being sent to Saudi Arabia as are called back from Syria.

Yeah, they do say the darnedest things.

Speaking of which, I wonder how they really do like the political quicksand they're in? Lots of cursing I bet.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

Dun dun dun. Another one bites the dust.
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/11/politics/mcaleenan-resigns-homeland-security-secretary/index.html

At this rate are we going to have any secretaries that are not acting in their station by 20th of Jan 2021?

[Gravlen]

“Trump is bringing our troops home!” says the Trump supporter as three times as many troops are being sent to Saudi Arabia as are called back from Syria.

He's... not bringing any troops home. He moved like fifty dudes to a different part of Syria.

Piffle, Trump would certainly not lie about such things!

“We have no soldiers in the area, you know. We’re getting out of the endless wars. We have to do it,” Trump said Wednesday in the Oval Office. “We are out of there. We’ve been out of there for a while. No soldiers whatsoever.” He added on Thursday, “We have no soldiers in Syria.”

[The Emerald Legion]

He's... not bringing any troops home. He moved like fifty dudes to a different part of Syria.

Piffle, Trump would certainly not lie about such things!

“We have no soldiers in the area, you know. We’re getting out of the endless wars. We have to do it,” Trump said Wednesday in the Oval Office. “We are out of there. We’ve been out of there for a while. No soldiers whatsoever.” He added on Thursday, “We have no soldiers in Syria.”

Trump Lies constantly. Why the fuck would you take ANYTHING he says at face value?

[Gormwood]

More Potential Whistleblowers Are Contacting Congress

The House Democrats should vet them to be sure they're not right wing douchebags like James O'Keefe or Jacob Wohl trying some shit to discredit the impeachment inquiry.

[Gravlen]

Piffle, Trump would certainly not lie about such things!

“We have no soldiers in the area, you know. We’re getting out of the endless wars. We have to do it,” Trump said Wednesday in the Oval Office. “We are out of there. We’ve been out of there for a while. No soldiers whatsoever.” He added on Thursday, “We have no soldiers in Syria.”

Trump Lies constantly. Why the fuck would you take ANYTHING he says at face value?

Yeah, why am I doing your job for you?

[Cannot think of a name]

More Potential Whistleblowers Are Contacting Congress

The House Democrats should vet them to be sure they're not right wing douchebags like James O'Keefe or Jacob Wohl trying some shit to discredit the impeachment inquiry.

Like half that article is about that.

Congressional investigators are currently vetting the new accounts they’ve received for credibility. Accordingly, knowledgeable sources would not discuss where in the government these new would-be whistleblowers come from, nor what they purport to have to say.

It’s also unknown if their accounts are as significant as that of the intelligence whistleblower whose alarm over President Trump’s July 25 phone call sparked the impeachment probe. Investigators often encounter cranks as well as those with genuine knowledge of wrongdoing. Nor is it clear if these new ostensible whistleblowers have contacted any inspectors general, as the original two whistleblowers did.

“There are clearly numerous whistleblowers out there and many people who possess firsthand relevant information who could come forward, and I expect some will,” said attorney Mark Zaid

[Telconi]

Trump Lies constantly. Why the fuck would you take ANYTHING he says at face value?

Yeah, why am I doing your job for you?

Pretty sure folks would notice a chainsaw penguin wandering about their workplace.

[Gravlen]

I kinda like how it’s not seen as a scandal that the President is very obviously lying constantly and is bereft of any credibility. Actively denied, even. But at least he’s not a woman, I guess.

[Gravlen]

Yeah, why am I doing your job for you?

Pretty sure folks would notice a chainsaw penguin wandering about their workplace.

You’d be surprised. A lot of the time they very conspicuously does not notice it or anything at all close to it and oh my look at the time it’s my lunch break very far away from here right now excuse me I’ll take the stairs

[Farnhamia]

I kinda like how it’s not seen as a scandal that the President is very obviously lying constantly and is bereft of any credibility. Actively denied, even. But at least he’s not a woman, I guess.

1. The Democrats lie, too.
2. All politicians lie.
4. Do we want a president who has blood coming out of her wherever?
5. Her emails!

[Telconi]

I kinda like how it’s not seen as a scandal that the President is very obviously lying constantly and is bereft of any credibility. Actively denied, even. But at least he’s not a woman, I guess.

It is a scandal, the operative question is rather such a scandal lowers Trump's fitness for presidency below that of his opponents.

Also, the woman thing is just nonsense at this point. Pretending people voted because of what is in Clinton's pantsuit and not because of what is in her head and on her agenda is foolish. Even you're better than that.

[Gormwood]

I kinda like how it’s not seen as a scandal that the President is very obviously lying constantly and is bereft of any credibility. Actively denied, even. But at least he’s not a woman, I guess.

1. The Democrats lie, too.
2. All politicians lie.
4. Do we want a president who has blood coming out of her wherever?
5. Her emails!

Who wants to grab a bloody whatever?

[The Emerald Legion]

I kinda like how it’s not seen as a scandal that the President is very obviously lying constantly and is bereft of any credibility. Actively denied, even. But at least he’s not a woman, I guess.

Well, let's compare.

Trump - Lies Constantly. Self Serving. Accused of taking and soliciting foreign aid.

Hillary Clinton - Lies Constantly. Self Serving. Proven to have taken and solicited foreign aid. Followed by a trail of murders of inconvenient political opponents. Covered up her husbands rapist tendencies.

[Stamp Out Trump]

I kinda like how it’s not seen as a scandal that the President is very obviously lying constantly and is bereft of any credibility. Actively denied, even. But at least he’s not a woman, I guess.

1. The Democrats lie, too.
2. All politicians lie.
4. Do we want a president who has blood coming out of her wherever?
5. Her emails!

You forgot... 3. Shep Smith commits large paycheck suicide.