Hawaiian Pizza wrote:Quaeg wrote:Pineapple. Lots and lots of pineapple. Frankly, if you put some melted cheese on a pineapple and told me it was a pizza, I wouldn't argue with you about it because I just love pineapple so much. I would eat it all without a word. If you put some rings of pineapple on a piece of warm bread and told me it was pineapple pizza i'd eat that too because of how tasty pineapple is. Pizza's good, but pineapple pizza is the best pizza. The sweetness and sharpness of the pineapple are the best flavours to accompany the cheese and tomato sauce. I like stuffed crust pizzas, but the stuffing on the crust that's my favourite is pineapple jam. I stuff it in the crusts so that when I bite down the hot pineapple slime explodes into my mouth like a tangy firework. What make's a good pizza? L'ananas. That's French for pineapple. It's so good on pizza.
I feel strangely very honored by your kind words.
Quick, somebody get this talking "pizza" out of here before it force-feeds us pineapple!