What makes a good pizza?

by **Cekoviu** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:19 pm

Mersdon wrote:
Cekoviu wrote:Calpis?

calpico would be an improvement on what uncle cletus put on there for the toppings

>using the american name
smh tbqchwy fam

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:22 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Mersdon wrote:
I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

This one does not spark joy

This one sparks cancer of the eyes and mouth

Not a fan of breakfast in general, I assume.

by **Mersdon** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:22 pm

Cekoviu wrote:
Mersdon wrote:calpico would be an improvement on what uncle cletus put on there for the toppings

>using the american name
smh tbqchwy fam

>nanda masuka fuzaken janee yo
>hai weeb-chan watashi za warudo
>anata wa koroshite yaru
haihaihai

calpico not calpis
and that's a fact

by **Cekoviu** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:24 pm

Mersdon wrote:
Cekoviu wrote:>using the american name
smh tbqchwy fam

>nanda masuka fuzaken janee yo
>hai weeb-chan watashi za warudo
>anata wa koroshite yaru
haihaihai

calpico not calpis
and that's a fact

I've forgotten so much Japanese that I can understand maybe 4 of the morphemes there (though to be fair, the grammar is obviously shit). Yikes.

by **Mersdon** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:25 pm

Cekoviu wrote:
Mersdon wrote:>nanda masuka fuzaken janee yo
>hai weeb-chan watashi za warudo
>anata wa koroshite yaru
haihaihai

calpico not calpis
and that's a fact

I've forgotten so much Japanese that I can understand maybe 4 of the morphemes there (though to be fair, the grammar is obviously shit). Yikes.

yeah, that was intentional

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:28 pm

Cekoviu wrote:
Mersdon wrote:>nanda masuka fuzaken janee yo
>hai weeb-chan watashi za warudo
>anata wa koroshite yaru
haihaihai

calpico not calpis
and that's a fact

I've forgotten so much Japanese that I can understand maybe 4 of the morphemes there (though to be fair, the grammar is obviously shit). Yikes.

Now don't be like that, please. Weeaboos need love too in this cold and unforgiving world. And pizza. They need pizza as well. We all do.

Mersdon wrote:
Cekoviu wrote:I've forgotten so much Japanese that I can understand maybe 4 of the morphemes there (though to be fair, the grammar is obviously shit). Yikes.

yeah, that was intentional

Nice save. You'll go far in the magic kingdom of NationStates General.

by **The South Falls** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:30 pm

If one slice doesn't have at least 400 calories, it's not pizza.

I'd like to get fat in peace.

by **Cekoviu** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:32 pm

Mersdon wrote:
Cekoviu wrote:I've forgotten so much Japanese that I can understand maybe 4 of the morphemes there (though to be fair, the grammar is obviously shit). Yikes.

yeah, that was intentional

My interpretation after reading it with a bit of effort translates it as (with [??] representing portions that I don't understand):
[??] -EMPH
yes *weeb-FRIENDLY I-POL/F *the *world
you-NOM [??]
yesyesyes

So it's even more nonsensical than I thought. Nice work.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:32 pm

Cekoviu wrote:
Mersdon wrote:yeah, that was intentional

My interpretation after reading it with a bit of effort translates it as (with [??] representing portions that I don't understand):
[??] -EMPH
yes *weeb-FRIENDLY I-POL/F *the *world
you-NOM [??]
yesyesyes

So it's even more nonsensical than I thought. Nice work.

If only you could put it on a pizza.

by **An Alan Smithee Nation** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:35 pm

The South Falls wrote:If one slice doesn't have at least 400 calories, it's not pizza.

I'd like to get fat in peace.

What you want is a Parmo

by **The South Falls** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:37 pm

An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:
The South Falls wrote:If one slice doesn't have at least 400 calories, it's not pizza.

I'd like to get fat in peace.

What you want is a Parmo

That pic looks delicious. It needs more meat though. And a thicker crust.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:39 pm

The South Falls wrote:
An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:
What you want is a Parmo

That pic looks delicious. It needs more meat though. And a thicker crust.

It should be easy enough to dump a Parmo on top of a pizza, providing you with the crust you so desperately crave.

by **Democratic Exodian Territories** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:46 pm

An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:
The South Falls wrote:If one slice doesn't have at least 400 calories, it's not pizza.

I'd like to get fat in peace.

What you want is a Parmo

That looks delicious and I want it and it'll destroy my body if I do.

That plate of food is amazing.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:48 pm

Mersdon wrote:
Cekoviu wrote:Calpis?

calpico would be an improvement on what uncle cletus put on there for the toppings

Calpis on pizza? What ratio, of course?

by **Risusol** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:48 pm

As I said before, pineapples.

by **Hatterleigh** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:56 pm

Mersdon wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:That. Is. Not. The. Point.

It is simple, really. When you go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!!!

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

Reminds me of this polandball comic

by **Jebslund** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:30 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:We make some home made pizzas here in the house whenever we dont order or get one from a store using either nan breads or tortillas, and they are not bad, i quite like them.

Throw some peppers, onions, salami, chorizo, pepperoni, cheese and ham on top and you got yourself a good time.

Sounds good except for the chorizo. No sandmeat on my pizza, please.

Risusol wrote:As I said before, pineapples.

Okay, edgelord, we get it. You like stirring the pot.

by **The South Falls** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:39 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The South Falls wrote:That pic looks delicious. It needs more meat though. And a thicker crust.

It should be easy enough to dump a Parmo on top of a pizza, providing you with the crust you so desperately crave.

I consume the crust first, after which I then manhandle the pizza and fully consume it.

by **Mersdon** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:44 pm

The South Falls wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:It should be easy enough to dump a Parmo on top of a pizza, providing you with the crust you so desperately crave.

I consume the crust first, after which I then manhandle the pizza and fully consume it.

Huzzah! A man of culture!

by **The South Falls** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:57 pm

Mersdon wrote:
The South Falls wrote:I consume the crust first, after which I then manhandle the pizza and fully consume it.

Huzzah! A man of culture!

At your service.

by **Nazi-PewDiePied Sweden** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:07 pm

Mersdon wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:That. Is. Not. The. Point.

It is simple, really. When you go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!!!

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

You know the feeling when your body part falls asleep, you just feel ‘pins and needles’ going at your skin like a hundred very angry urchins?

That is the feeling I feel right now when I look at this picture.

by **Mersdon** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:29 pm

Alright, I'm going to pull what's called an 'epic gamer moment'

MORE BEANS

by **Wallenburg** » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:11 pm

Mersdon wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:That. Is. Not. The. Point.

It is simple, really. When you go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!!!

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

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This violates the OSRS, reported for offensive material.
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by **FrechKing** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:35 am

Crispy crust, delicious sauce, pineapples and a lot of cheese. For me, these are the main criteria for great pizza.

by **Slongs** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:39 am

FrechKing wrote:Crispy crust, delicious sauce, pineapples and a lot of cheese. For me, these are the main criteria for great pizza.

What about the bacon?

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