What makes a good pizza?

[The South Falls]

Extra meat and cheese. Deep-fried. In butter.

[Cekoviu]

1. Get a good crust, cheese, tomato sauce, and all.
2. Slather/dump an entire jar of mayonnaise, undercooked peas, and bonito flakes on the mf.
3. Fry it (optional).

Fight me fam.

What disappoints me is that frying is merely optional according to you. It disappoints me immensely.

Fried crust is pretty gross. To be fair, step 2 was also gross.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

What disappoints me is that frying is merely optional according to you. It disappoints me immensely.

Fried crust is pretty gross. To be fair, step 2 was also gross.

Hold on, what's bonito flakes?

[Hurdergaryp]

What disappoints me is that frying is merely optional according to you. It disappoints me immensely.

Fried crust is pretty gross. To be fair, step 2 was also gross.

That. Is. Not. The. Point.

It is simple, really. When you go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!!!

[Mersdon]

Fried crust is pretty gross. To be fair, step 2 was also gross.

That. Is. Not. The. Point.

It is simple, really. When you go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!!!

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

[Hurdergaryp]

Fried crust is pretty gross. To be fair, step 2 was also gross.

Hold on, what's bonito flakes?

As always, there's a Wikipedia article about this specific type of food.

[Maineiacs]

Fried crust is pretty gross. To be fair, step 2 was also gross.

Hold on, what's bonito flakes?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katsuobushi


EDIT: Ninja'd

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

.....So that's what bonito flakes are.....

With reference to "bonito" I should have known its relation to fish, but huh...

With respect to Mersdon's opinions, I'm not sure if I'd want that on my pizza.
The smell, as well..

[Hurdergaryp]

That. Is. Not. The. Point.

It is simple, really. When you go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!!!

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

You are forgiven, for your English Breakfast Pizza pleases me.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

That. Is. Not. The. Point.

It is simple, really. When you go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!!!

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

[Fartsniffage]

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

(Image)

You are forgiven, for your English Breakfast Pizza pleases me.

They cheaped out on the sausage though. Should be slices of a decent cumberland, not hot dog.

[Hurdergaryp]

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

After Brexit (whenever the hell that will be), all food products sold in the United Kingdom are obliged to show distinct British culinary elements. This very picture is a vision of a future not even Doctor Who can rectify.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

After Brexit (whenever the hell that will be), all food products sold in the United Kingdom are obliged to show distinct British culinary elements. This very picture is a vision of a future not even Doctor Who can rectify.

bloody brill

[Cekoviu]

That. Is. Not. The. Point.

It is simple, really. When you go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!!!

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

[The Huskar Social Union]

That. Is. Not. The. Point.

It is simple, really. When you go all the way, GO ALL THE WAY!!!

I am sorry, my father, for I have failed you.

To atone for my sins, here you go.

This one does not spark joy

This one sparks cancer of the eyes and mouth

[Mersdon]

sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom
real og's like me butter their crumpets on the bottom and eat their pizza in the back of the local tesco
toodle-oo

[The Huskar Social Union]

sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom
real og's like me butter their crumpets on the bottom and eat their pizza in the back of the local tesco
toodle-oo

Your freedom to make abominations will soon be ended when the Pizza police come for your ass.

[Mersdon]

sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom
real og's like me butter their crumpets on the bottom and eat their pizza in the back of the local tesco
toodle-oo

Your freedom to make abominations will soon be ended when the Pizza police come for your ass.

*dons fursuit*
okay dad, I'm ready
~uwu~

[Hurdergaryp]

You are forgiven, for your English Breakfast Pizza pleases me.

They cheaped out on the sausage though. Should be slices of a decent cumberland, not hot dog.

As if the average British citizen will still be able to afford Cumberland sausages post-Brexit.

[Mersdon]

oh, and as a side note, the white on the pizza is either milk or... something else that has no business being on a pizza

[The Huskar Social Union]

Your freedom to make abominations will soon be ended when the Pizza police come for your ass.

*dons fursuit*
okay dad, I'm ready
~uwu~

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

oh, and as a side note, the white on the pizza is either milk or... something else that has no business being on a pizza

It could always be salt.

[Cekoviu]

oh, and as a side note, the white on the pizza is either milk or... something else that has no business being on a pizza

Calpis?

[Mersdon]

*dons fursuit*
okay dad, I'm ready
~uwu~

[Mersdon]

oh, and as a side note, the white on the pizza is either milk or... something else that has no business being on a pizza

Calpis?

calpico would be an improvement on what uncle cletus put on there for the toppings