What makes a good pizza?

[Sidesh0w B0b]

HERESY?

Not at all. Pineapple on pizza is a fucking mockery of pizza.

No sir. That is false and unAmerican. You are engaging in a form of topping discrimination.

Hawaiian Pizza now, Hawaiian Pizza tomorrow, Hawaiian Pizza FOREVER!!!!

Try it... a small amount of pineapple tidbits with either pepperoni or ham then some copious amounts of bacon (plus maybe a few onions to taste) makes for a very tasty pie.

[Catsfern]

Not at all. Pineapple on pizza is a fucking mockery of pizza.

No sir. That is false and unAmerican. You are engaging in a form of topping discrimination.

Hawaiian Pizza now, Hawaiian Pizza tomorrow, Hawaiian Pizza FOREVER!!!!

Try it... a small amount of pineapple tidbits with either pepperoni or ham then some copious amounts of bacon (plus maybe a few onions to taste) makes for a very tasty pie.

yes officer hes over there

[Porkronia]

detroit deep dish

[Sidesh0w B0b]

No sir. That is false and unAmerican. You are engaging in a form of topping discrimination.

Hawaiian Pizza now, Hawaiian Pizza tomorrow, Hawaiian Pizza FOREVER!!!!

Try it... a small amount of pineapple tidbits with either pepperoni or ham then some copious amounts of bacon (plus maybe a few onions to taste) makes for a very tasty pie.

yes officer hes over there

Little Caesars pizza is the best and o you cat change my mind

Little Caesars? Et tu Brutus ...cum ferro pizza?

[Unia Ante]

What do you all think makes a good pizza? I am from new york so I treat good pizzas with high regards. Here are my main tenants.
•The bread is crisp, very thin, and you can tell it has been baked in a wood oven. One of the ones where you can slide it in, and the bottom comes out all charcoaled.
•The sauce is not clumpy or grainy. It is very smooth and it's as if it wasn't cooked and hardened. It must be sweet and acidic, that is by far the most important part of the sauce.
•There shouldn't have to be much cheese if the sauce is good. The way the cheese is integrated depends on how well and in what style you are making your pizza. It shouldn't be greasy, although browning is good.

You sound like a pizza connoisseur! My perfect pizza would have extra gooey cheese, vodka mixed in the tomato sauce (yum), stuffed crust, bacon (more of the fatty parts, less of the meaty parts), white onions, tomatoes and easy jalapeños.

[Jebslund]

What do you all think makes a good pizza? I am from new york so I treat good pizzas with high regards. Here are my main tenants.
•The bread is crisp, very thin, and you can tell it has been baked in a wood oven. One of the ones where you can slide it in, and the bottom comes out all charcoaled.
•The sauce is not clumpy or grainy. It is very smooth and it's as if it wasn't cooked and hardened. It must be sweet and acidic, that is by far the most important part of the sauce.
•There shouldn't have to be much cheese if the sauce is good. The way the cheese is integrated depends on how well and in what style you are making your pizza. It shouldn't be greasy, although browning is good.

You sound like a pizza connoisseur! My perfect pizza would have extra gooey cheese, vodka mixed in the tomato sauce (yum), stuffed crust, bacon (more of the fatty parts, less of the meaty parts), white onions, tomatoes and easy jalapeños.

Easy jalapeños? As opposed to normal, hard, or insane jalapeños?


On a more serious note, I've never really liked jalapeños or other hot peppers on pizza. I find that they overpower everything else and throw off the flavor.

[The Liberated Territories]

Best pizza is New York style pizza. Anything else is degenerate.

[Kowani]

Little Caesars pizza is the best and o you cat change my mind

In what world does Little Caesar’s even approach quality?

[Risottia]

I napoletani hanno davvero conquistato l'Italia (blame Google). I didn't think people from south of the Volturno were even considered Italians and yet here you are making like Cicero condemning Catiline.

Other way around. "Italia" (or Witalia, depends on how much you like the digamma) was originally just Calabria, which is south of the Volturno.

[Risottia]

Not at all. Pineapple on pizza is a fucking mockery of pizza.

No sir. That is false and unAmerican.

Pizza is unAmerican anyway. Stick to your warm canides.

[Risottia]

Lazagna

1."Lasagne".
2.Pizza=/=lasagne.

[Cekoviu]

Little Caesars pizza is the best and o you cat change my mind

In what world does Little Caesar’s even approach quality?

I mean, it's probably your best option at that price point, and it's palatable. The issue is that you should not be getting a pizza at that price point in the first place.

[The Underestimated Ones]

quality meat and mozarella makes a good pizza in my opinion

[The Emerald Legion]

Jalapeno peppers.

[Farnhamia]

I napoletani hanno davvero conquistato l'Italia (blame Google). I didn't think people from south of the Volturno were even considered Italians and yet here you are making like Cicero condemning Catiline.

Other way around. "Italia" (or Witalia, depends on how much you like the digamma) was originally just Calabria, which is south of the Volturno.

Still living in the past, I see.

The Volturno is so winding that an American soldier advancing up the peninsula during WW2 was heard to wonder if every river in Italy was called "Volturno" because he seemed to have crossed it dozens of times.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Depends on the country I have it in. A nice Margarita pizza (over baked, mozzarella and pesto) is quite good in Italy, while a Chicago deep dish pizza is nice too. NYC’s big slices are delicious.

[Little Caesars Hawaiian Pizza]

Little Caesars pizza is the best and o you cat change my mind

Pineapple. Lots and lots of pineapple. Frankly, if you put some melted cheese on a pineapple and told me it was a pizza, I wouldn't argue with you about it because I just love pineapple so much. I would eat it all without a word. If you put some rings of pineapple on a piece of warm bread and told me it was pineapple pizza i'd eat that too because of how tasty pineapple is. Pizza's good, but pineapple pizza is the best pizza. The sweetness and sharpness of the pineapple are the best flavours to accompany the cheese and tomato sauce. I like stuffed crust pizzas, but the stuffing on the crust that's my favourite is pineapple jam. I stuff it in the crusts so that when I bite down the hot pineapple slime explodes into my mouth like a tangy firework. What make's a good pizza? L'ananas. That's French for pineapple. It's so good on pizza.

Now, what if we combined these 2 statements and created Little Caesars Hawaiian pizza? Naturally I'd expect at least one person to eat it (seeing that bananas on pizza is a thing apparently), but who'd eat it?

I'd do so if I got bribed by one of my buddies

[The Blaatschapen]

A good pizza contains pineapple

[Risottia]

Other way around. "Italia" (or Witalia, depends on how much you like the digamma) was originally just Calabria, which is south of the Volturno.

Still living in the past, I see.

The Volturno is so winding that an American soldier advancing up the peninsula during WW2 was heard to wonder if every river in Italy was called "Volturno" because he seemed to have crossed it dozens of times.

Eh, you wouldn't expect things to be linear in Italy, maybe except for Roman roads.

[Cekoviu]

Little Caesars pizza is the best and o you cat change my mind

Pineapple. Lots and lots of pineapple. Frankly, if you put some melted cheese on a pineapple and told me it was a pizza, I wouldn't argue with you about it because I just love pineapple so much. I would eat it all without a word. If you put some rings of pineapple on a piece of warm bread and told me it was pineapple pizza i'd eat that too because of how tasty pineapple is. Pizza's good, but pineapple pizza is the best pizza. The sweetness and sharpness of the pineapple are the best flavours to accompany the cheese and tomato sauce. I like stuffed crust pizzas, but the stuffing on the crust that's my favourite is pineapple jam. I stuff it in the crusts so that when I bite down the hot pineapple slime explodes into my mouth like a tangy firework. What make's a good pizza? L'ananas. That's French for pineapple. It's so good on pizza.

Now, what if we combined these 2 statements and created Little Caesars Hawaiian pizza? Naturally I'd expect at least one person to eat it (seeing that bananas on pizza is a thing apparently), but who'd eat it?

I'd do so if I got bribed by one of my buddies

IIRC that exists, but nobody really buys any pizza from Little Caesar's that's not either meat, pepperoni, or cheese.

[Partybus]

As far as I'm concerned it's all about the sauce...

Little Ceasars? a friend of mine made a mock video of the "Noid" interviewing with Santa Clause for a job as an elf LOL

[Chan Island]

Pineapple.

Otherwise... I suppose cheese, a crust that is actually solid (or stuffed with cheese to compensate) and some other topping to work as a taste contrast.

[Cekoviu]

Pineapple.

Why do so many people love filling their mouths with garbage?

[Chan Island]

Pineapple.

Why do so many people love filling their mouths with garbage?

Why do so many people have such a problem with contrasting tastes?

[Hurdergaryp]

Deep Dish. Lots of cheese, lots of sauce, and a shit ton of toppings.

If it’s not deep dish than nothing is better than a nice greasy piece of NYC style pizza

The deep dish does superficially look like a pizza, but it is actually a pie camouflaged as one. Tasty? Yes. A proper pizza? Highly debatable.