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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:47 pm
by An Alan Smithee Nation
Before he was murdered, John Lennon's favourite band was the B52s.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 12:17 am
by The Blaatschapen
The New California Republic wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:I learned that some people will commit animal abuse just to prove me wrong :p

You wish sheep. ;)


I wish other things than sheep.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 1:13 am
by Yansu
I'm sure most of us know Dunkirk, right? The fleet of small boats saving English troops during WWII? Well, a tugboat that assisted in the operation had a tea boy. When he got back to England, his socks were so full of dirt and salt from not being washed they stood up like boots. The boy's mother kept the socks as ornaments and boasted to her friends and neighbors about the socks that went to the front.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 2:19 am
by The New California Republic
The blAAtschApen wrote:
The New California Republic wrote:You wish sheep. ;)


I wish other things than sheep.

Cheek. :p

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 2:33 am
by Alvecia
An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:Before he was murdered, John Lennon's favourite band was the B52s.

Afterwards he was more into the Dead Kennedys

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 2:36 am
by Danneskjoldstan
Humans have, on average, fewer than two arms.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 2:56 am
by Dazchan
Danneskjoldstan wrote:Humans have, on average, fewer than two arms.

I’ve never thought of it before, but that would be correct.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 3:02 am
by Hansdeltania
Danneskjoldstan wrote:Humans have, on average, fewer than two arms.

Can you explain? Is it because some people don't have two arms?

Also, the -oid suffix means "similar, but not same as", so "factoid" means "not exactly a fact."

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 3:09 am
by Ifreann
Hansdeltania wrote:
Danneskjoldstan wrote:Humans have, on average, fewer than two arms.

Can you explain? Is it because some people don't have two arms?

Exactly. The people with fewer than two arms brings down the average number of arms per person to slightly less than two.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 4:50 am
by Risottia
Danneskjoldstan wrote:Humans have, on average, fewer than two arms.

Fewer than ten fingers, too, even after accounting for polydactyly.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 7:39 am
by Evil Dictators Happyland
Danneskjoldstan wrote:Humans have, on average, fewer than two arms.

And because pregnant women exist, the average number of skeletons per human body is greater than one.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:06 am
by Chan Island
US president Calvin Coolidge used to play pranks on his bodyguards.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:06 am
by Chan Island
Hansdeltania wrote:
Danneskjoldstan wrote:Humans have, on average, fewer than two arms.

Can you explain? Is it because some people don't have two arms?

Also, the -oid suffix means "similar, but not same as", so "factoid" means "not exactly a fact."


Never heard of that. A factoid is just a small tidbit fact.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:23 am
by Yansu
Uno: The Movie(An unplanned two hour long video by Achievement Hunter) was rated higher than Lazer Team(A planned movie which one of the players in UNO: the Movie as a member of the main cast).

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:28 am
by Caleonia
Mike Skinner holds the record for most races won by a NASCAR driver in Japan, with two out of the three exhibition races run in Japan being won by him (1997 in Suzuka, 1998 in Twin Ring Motegi). Despite this, he has never got a points paying win in his career.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:38 am
by Shanhwa
When D-Day was being planned, the British came up with a monstrosity called the Panjandrum to break through the Atlantic Wall.

It was a giant, explosive cart that was rocket-propelled and was supposed to explode on contact.

It also wasn’t guided. Because you know, that’s safe n stuff.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:19 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Chan Island wrote:US president Calvin Coolidge used to play pranks on his bodyguards.

Such as?

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:24 am
by Evil Dictators Happyland
Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Chan Island wrote:US president Calvin Coolidge used to play pranks on his bodyguards.

Such as?

Pressing the panic button and then hiding under his desk so they couldn't find him.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:27 am
by Valrifell
Evil Dictators Happyland wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:Such as?

Pressing the panic button and then hiding under his desk so they couldn't find him.


The President we deserved.

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:58 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Evil Dictators Happyland wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:Such as?

Pressing the panic button and then hiding under his desk so they couldn't find him.

That is genius.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:18 pm
by Petrolheadia
When AC/DC guitarist Angus Young was asked about alleged backmasking in one of their songs, Night Prowler, he said that they didn't hide anything, they simply called the entire album Highway to Hell.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:31 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Lobsters molt.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:35 pm
by Kowani
Habsburg inbreeding was so extensive that Carlos II of Spain was simultaneously the son, great-nephew and first-cousin of his parents - who were uncle and niece; all eight of his great-grandparents were descendants of Joanna and Philip I of Castile. Carlos II was famously described as 'short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live'.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:37 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Kowani wrote:Habsburg inbreeding was so extensive that Carlos II of Spain was simultaneously the son, great-nephew and first-cousin of his parents - who were uncle and niece; all eight of his great-grandparents were descendants of Joanna and Philip I of Castile. Carlos II was famously described as 'short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live'.


You know what they say: the Habsburgs didn’t war, they screwed their way into other European royal houses. Isabella of Portugal was Charles V’s first cousin after all.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:38 pm
by Kowani
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Kowani wrote:Habsburg inbreeding was so extensive that Carlos II of Spain was simultaneously the son, great-nephew and first-cousin of his parents - who were uncle and niece; all eight of his great-grandparents were descendants of Joanna and Philip I of Castile. Carlos II was famously described as 'short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live'.


You know what they say: the Habsburgs didn’t war, they screwed their way into other European royal houses. Isabella of Portugal was Charles V’s first cousin after all.

The Hapsburgs were the first EU.