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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:47 pm

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'Ark of the Covenant' about to be unveiled?
Ethiopian patriarch tells pope he will show artifact to world

The patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia says he will announce to the world Friday the unveiling of the Ark of the Covenant, perhaps the world's most prized archaeological and spiritual artifact, which he says has been hidden away in a church in his country for millennia, according to the Italian news agency Adnkronos.

Abuna Pauolos, in Italy for a meeting with Pope Benedict XVI this week, told the news agency, "Soon the world will be able to admire the Ark of the Covenant described in the Bible as the container of the tablets of the law that God delivered to Moses and the center of searches and studies for centuries."

The announcement is expected to be made at 2 p.m. Italian time from the Hotel Aldrovandi in Rome. Pauolos will reportedly be accompanied by Prince Aklile Berhan Makonnen Haile Sellassie and Duke Amedeo D'Acosta.

"The Ark of the Covenant is in Ethiopia for many centuries," said Pauolos. "As a patriarch I have seen it with my own eyes and only few highly qualified persons could do the same, until now."

He said a museum is being built in Axum, Ethiopia, where the Ark will be displayed. A foundation of D'Acosta will fund the project.

The Ark of the Covenant is the sacred container of the Ten Commandments as well as Aaron's rod and a sample of manna, the mysterious food that kept the Israelites alive while wandering in the wilderness during their journey to the promised land.

The Bible says the Ark was built to the specifications of God as He spoke to Moses. It was carried in advance of the people and their army by priests. It was also carried in a seven-day procession around the walled city of Jericho.

The idea that the Ark is presently in Ethiopia is a well-documented, albeit disputed, tradition dating back to at least 642 B.C. The tradition says it was moved to Elephantine Island in Egypt, then to Tana Kirkos Island in Ethiopia and finally to its present site at St. Mary's of Zion Church in Axum.

Ethiopians believe it is destined to be delivered to the Messiah when He reigns on Mount Zion – the Temple Mount in Jerusalem.

Jeremiah 3:16 points to a time when the Ark will vanish not only physically, but from the minds of the people: "And it shall come to pass, when ye be multiplied and increased in the land, in those days, saith the LORD, they shall say no more, The ark of the covenant of the LORD: neither shall it come to mind: neither shall they remember it; neither shall they visit it; neither shall that be done any more."

The Book of Revelation says the Ark is in the temple of God in heaven (Rev. 11:19). Muslim scholars say it will be found near the end of times by the Mahdi – a messianic figure in Islam.


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So will we finally see the fable Ark of the Covenant, or is this like a Nigerian Prince scam?

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Postby The South Islands » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:48 pm

There's actually a used condom and a box of playboys in the Ark.

Sorry.
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Postby Galloism » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:48 pm

I'm skeptical. Didn't they lose it in 607 B.C.E.?
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Postby Dragontide » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:52 pm

Wilgrove wrote:So will we finally see the fable Ark of the Covenant, or is this like a Nigerian Prince scam?


Good point. I look forward to comments from experts in the next few days to see what they think.
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:52 pm

Galloism wrote:I'm skeptical. Didn't they lose it in 607 B.C.E.?

"I thought you were bringing the Ark."
"No, you were supposed to bring it."
"No, you ... oh, man, we have to go back and get it."
"I don't really think these babylonian guys are going to agree to that."

I'm skeptical, too. Let's see it, and test it to see how old it is, if possible, then we'll decide.
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Postby Galloism » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:54 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Galloism wrote:I'm skeptical. Didn't they lose it in 607 B.C.E.?

"I thought you were bringing the Ark."
"No, you were supposed to bring it."
"No, you ... oh, man, we have to go back and get it."
"I don't really think these babylonian guys are going to agree to that."

I'm skeptical, too. Let's see it, and test it to see how old it is, if possible, then we'll decide.


Well, we could start by comparing it with the instructions on how it was supposed to be made. That would be the logical place to begin - make sure it's historically accurate first.
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Postby Gauthier » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:54 pm

The South Islands wrote:There's actually a used condom and a box of playboys in the Ark.

Sorry.


If that's the case then every Fundie in the United States would melt and explode like Nazis.

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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:57 pm

The only problem with studying the Ark is that according to the Old Testament, anyone who touches the Ark with their bare hands will die.

That's why it was carried by two wooden rods.
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:59 pm

Galloism wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:
Galloism wrote:I'm skeptical. Didn't they lose it in 607 B.C.E.?

"I thought you were bringing the Ark."
"No, you were supposed to bring it."
"No, you ... oh, man, we have to go back and get it."
"I don't really think these babylonian guys are going to agree to that."

I'm skeptical, too. Let's see it, and test it to see how old it is, if possible, then we'll decide.


Well, we could start by comparing it with the instructions on how it was supposed to be made. That would be the logical place to begin - make sure it's historically accurate first.

Yes, good idea. Kind of like Noah's Ark ...

William H. Cosby wrote:God: I want you to build an Ark
Noah: Right! Whats an Ark?
God: Get some wood build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
Noah: Right! Whats a cubit?
God: Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was ...
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Postby The South Islands » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:00 pm

Gauthier wrote:
The South Islands wrote:There's actually a used condom and a box of playboys in the Ark.

Sorry.


If that's the case then every Fundie in the United States would melt and explode like Nazis.

:D


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Postby Yootopia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:00 pm

DEAR SIRS/MADAMES

I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION AN ARK OF THE COVENANT, GIVEN TO ME BY THE PRINCE ROYAL MANY YEARS AGO. I NEED SOMEWHERE TO STORE THIS, DUE TO THE WAR GOING ON IN MY NATION. PLEASE REPLY TO ME GIVING YOUR HOME ADDRESSES AND ANY STORAGE UNITS YOU MAY HAVEE AVIALABLE.

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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:01 pm

Yootopia wrote:DEAR SIRS/MADAMES

I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION AN ARK OF THE COVENANT, GIVEN TO ME BY THE PRINCE ROYAL MANY YEARS AGO. I NEED SOMEWHERE TO STORE THIS, DUE TO THE WAR GOING ON IN MY NATION. PLEASE REPLY TO ME GIVING YOUR HOME ADDRESSES AND ANY STORAGE UNITS YOU MAY HAVEE AVIALABLE.

PATRIARCH ABUNA PAUOLOS


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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:03 pm

Comaack wrote::o
Oh, My God!

I doubt it.
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Postby Milks Empire » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:05 pm

Now, if I were to genuflect before the Ark of the Covenant, would that count as idolatry?

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Postby New Manvir » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:06 pm

Wilgrove wrote:The only problem with studying the Ark is that according to the Old Testament, anyone who touches the Ark with their bare hands will die.

That's why it was carried by two wooden rods.


We already know that. :p

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Postby Yootopia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:06 pm

Wilgrove wrote:The only problem with studying the Ark is that according to the Old Testament, anyone who touches the Ark with their bare hands will die.

That's why it was carried by two wooden rods.

Aye, gloves mate.
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Postby Heinleinites » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:07 pm

I wouldn't open it, otherwise you'll end up looking like this:
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Besides, the Bible says that God has struck people dead just for touching it.

...and when they came unto the threshingfloor of Chidon, Uzza put forth his hand to hold the ark; for the oxen stumbled. And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzza, and he smote him, because he put his hand to the ark: and there he died before God. (I Chron. 13:9-10)
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:09 pm

Yootopia wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:The only problem with studying the Ark is that according to the Old Testament, anyone who touches the Ark with their bare hands will die.

That's why it was carried by two wooden rods.

Aye, gloves mate.

Aye.
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Farnhamia wrote:
Yootopia wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:The only problem with studying the Ark is that according to the Old Testament, anyone who touches the Ark with their bare hands will die.

That's why it was carried by two wooden rods.

Aye, gloves mate.

Aye.
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Farnhamia wrote:
Yootopia wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:The only problem with studying the Ark is that according to the Old Testament, anyone who touches the Ark with their bare hands will die.

That's why it was carried by two wooden rods.

Aye, gloves mate.

Aye.
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Postby Brogavia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:12 pm

The ethiopians can't have it. Its locked away in some big warehouse.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:16 pm

Comaack wrote:That scene made me laugh. They scream like little girls.


They were liquefying. I wonder how manly your scream would be.
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Postby Brogavia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:20 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Comaack wrote:That scene made me laugh. They scream like little girls.


They were liquefying. I wonder how manly your scream would be.


Probably more of a gurgle, than a scream.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:22 pm

Brogavia wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Comaack wrote:That scene made me laugh. They scream like little girls.


They were liquefying. I wonder how manly your scream would be.


Probably more of a gurgle, than a scream.


I'd run around in circles for as long as physically able. Running around in circles is highly underrated.
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:24 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Brogavia wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:They were liquefying. I wonder how manly your scream would be.


Probably more of a gurgle, than a scream.


I'd run around in circles for as long as physically able. Running around in circles is highly underrated.

Unless you're a tiger, in which case you'd want to avoid it.
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