Cocaine Found in Shrimp in UK, No One Surprised

[Munkcestrian Republic]

Wouldn't happen up here in Northumbria. Our rivers are clean.

[Fartsniffage]

Wouldn't happen up here in Northumbria. Our rivers are clean.

I would have thought Northumbrians would be looking for any escape from their banal existence that they can find?

[Munkcestrian Republic]

Wouldn't happen up here in Northumbria. Our rivers are clean.

I would have thought Northumbrians would be looking for any escape from their banal existence that they can find?

Hilarious

[Ifreann]

Wouldn't happen up here in Northumbria. Our rivers are clean.

I would have thought Northumbrians would be looking for any escape from their banal existence that they can find?

Exactly. Don't let any of it escape into the waterways.

[Petrolheadia]

BRB, gotta go to Lidl and buy some shrimp.

[Scomagia]

Wait, you mean people actually eat their shrimp without cocaine?

Pfft, peasants.

[Esternial]

I once found cocaine in a blood sample from lab mice.

I'm going to assume those scientists performed a more accurate analysis than I did.

[Scomagia]

What's next? Crab and heroin?

Squid and speed

Sharks and PCP!

[Fartsniffage]

I once found cocaine in a blood sample from lab mice.

I'm going to assume those scientists performed a more accurate analysis than I did.

Why did you think lab mice have those red eyes? Hardcore sniff-heads the lot of 'em.

[Digital Planets]

I once found cocaine in a blood sample from lab mice.

I'm going to assume those scientists performed a more accurate analysis than I did.

Why did you think lab mice have those red eyes? Hardcore sniff-heads the lot of 'em.

Yeah, but they’re usually on their arms and legs and not their eyes.

[The Rich Port]

Man, Brexit is going worse than I thought it would.

The shrimp are resorting to cocaine smuggling.

Cut to a UKIP shrimp talking to a Moor security officer who detains them for a cavity search: "It's because I'm pink, isn't it."

[Bombadil]

2. It's Suffolk. While cocaine isn't such a problem, more harder drugs such as ketamine and Irish potatoes make for a possible conclusion that when Doug the Dealer wakes up after coming down from Smarties, he goes to find his bag of cocaine and asks, "Dude, where's my crack?"

Suffolk's a major traffic route for drugs from the continent through to London, so not too surprising shrimp are getting in on the act, the Suffolk Shrimp Posse are well known for hustling in on any action passing through their county.