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Postby The Holy Therns » Wed May 01, 2019 1:06 pm

The shrimps have the good stuff.
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Postby Inkopolitia » Wed May 01, 2019 1:08 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Valrifell wrote:What's next? Crab and heroin?

Squid and speed :p

Did someone summon the [WOOMY]?
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Postby Munkcestrian Republic » Wed May 01, 2019 1:22 pm

Wouldn't happen up here in Northumbria. Our rivers are clean.

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Postby Fartsniffage » Wed May 01, 2019 1:28 pm

Munkcestrian Republic wrote:Wouldn't happen up here in Northumbria. Our rivers are clean.


I would have thought Northumbrians would be looking for any escape from their banal existence that they can find?

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Postby Munkcestrian Republic » Wed May 01, 2019 1:29 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Munkcestrian Republic wrote:Wouldn't happen up here in Northumbria. Our rivers are clean.


I would have thought Northumbrians would be looking for any escape from their banal existence that they can find?

Hilarious

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Postby Ifreann » Wed May 01, 2019 1:32 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Munkcestrian Republic wrote:Wouldn't happen up here in Northumbria. Our rivers are clean.


I would have thought Northumbrians would be looking for any escape from their banal existence that they can find?

Exactly. Don't let any of it escape into the waterways.
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Postby Petrolheadia » Wed May 01, 2019 2:32 pm

BRB, gotta go to Lidl and buy some shrimp.
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Postby Scomagia » Wed May 01, 2019 2:42 pm

Wait, you mean people actually eat their shrimp without cocaine?

Pfft, peasants.
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Postby Esternial » Wed May 01, 2019 2:42 pm

I once found cocaine in a blood sample from lab mice.

I'm going to assume those scientists performed a more accurate analysis than I did.

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Postby Scomagia » Wed May 01, 2019 2:44 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Valrifell wrote:What's next? Crab and heroin?

Squid and speed :p

Sharks and PCP!
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Postby Fartsniffage » Wed May 01, 2019 2:45 pm

Esternial wrote:I once found cocaine in a blood sample from lab mice.

I'm going to assume those scientists performed a more accurate analysis than I did.


Why did you think lab mice have those red eyes? Hardcore sniff-heads the lot of 'em.

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Postby Digital Planets » Wed May 01, 2019 3:04 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Esternial wrote:I once found cocaine in a blood sample from lab mice.

I'm going to assume those scientists performed a more accurate analysis than I did.


Why did you think lab mice have those red eyes? Hardcore sniff-heads the lot of 'em.


Yeah, but they’re usually on their arms and legs and not their eyes.
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed May 01, 2019 3:05 pm

Man, Brexit is going worse than I thought it would.

The shrimp are resorting to cocaine smuggling.

Cut to a UKIP shrimp talking to a Moor security officer who detains them for a cavity search: "It's because I'm pink, isn't it."
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Postby Bombadil » Wed May 01, 2019 5:59 pm

Digital Planets wrote:2. It's Suffolk. While cocaine isn't such a problem, more harder drugs such as ketamine and Irish potatoes make for a possible conclusion that when Doug the Dealer wakes up after coming down from Smarties, he goes to find his bag of cocaine and asks, "Dude, where's my crack?"


Suffolk's a major traffic route for drugs from the continent through to London, so not too surprising shrimp are getting in on the act, the Suffolk Shrimp Posse are well known for hustling in on any action passing through their county.
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