Hundreds quarantined for measles in 2 CA universities.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

We are officially in danger of having our measles elimination status removed, CDC says

Just so y’all now know the measles outbreak is now the worst outbreak since 1994. If the trend continues measles will no longer be eliminated in the US.

We need to get on the mandatory vaccination train asap.

[Gormwood]

We are officially in danger of having our measles elimination status removed, CDC says

Just so y’all now know the measles outbreak is now the worst outbreak since 1994. If the trend continues measles will no longer be eliminated in the US.

Papa Nurgle is happy. Thanks Wakefield, you worthless menstruation.

[Thermodolia]

We are officially in danger of having our measles elimination status removed, CDC says

Just so y’all now know the measles outbreak is now the worst outbreak since 1994. If the trend continues measles will no longer be eliminated in the US.

We need to get on the mandatory vaccination train asap.

And enforce it with an M1A2 Abrams

[Tetradimensional Overworld]

We need to get on the mandatory vaccination train asap.

And enforce it with an M1A2 Abrams

and gulags

[Gormwood]

We need to get on the mandatory vaccination train asap.

And enforce it with an M1A2 Abrams

Loaded with Giant Vaccine Syringe Shells.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

We need to get on the mandatory vaccination train asap.

And enforce it with an M1A2 Abrams

And flood the streets with thousands of these bois.

[Dooom35796821595]

And enforce it with an M1A2 Abrams

And flood the streets with thousands of these bois.

Low resolution NPCs?

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

And flood the streets with thousands of these bois.

Low resolution NPCs?

The neon yellow hazmat suits and low poly M16s will ensure efficient vaccination of the populace.

[Dooom35796821595]

Low resolution NPCs?

The neon yellow hazmat suits and low poly M16s will ensure efficient vaccination of the populace.

I didn’t know rifles could be retrofitted to fire vaccines.

[Duhon]

We are officially in danger of having our measles elimination status removed, CDC says

Just so y’all now know the measles outbreak is now the worst outbreak since 1994. If the trend continues measles will no longer be eliminated in the US.

*twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch*

[Nazi-PewDiePied Sweden]

The neon yellow hazmat suits and low poly M16s will ensure efficient vaccination of the populace.

I didn’t know rifles could be retrofitted to fire vaccines.

It’ll work.

[Valentine Z]

Everyone gotta wear these bad boys sooner or later.

[Hurtful Thoughts]

And enforce it with an M1A2 Abrams

and gulags

Wouldn't a tight-packed gulag of malnourished immunocompromised people become a de-facto deathcamp?

[Katganistan]

From my experience its quite the other way around.

Your experience is wrong. The two largest outbreaks in the last 10 years were in 2014 and this year.

The 2014 outbreak was concentrated in the Amish community which did not vaccinate, and the current outbreak is concentrated in the Orthodox Jewish community, which did not vaccinate.
https://www.cdc.gov/measles/cases-outbreaks.html

AND the 2014 outbreak was limited when the Amish community basically vaccinated by the THOUSANDS to stop the spread.

[Thermodolia]

Your experience is wrong. The two largest outbreaks in the last 10 years were in 2014 and this year.

The 2014 outbreak was concentrated in the Amish community which did not vaccinate, and the current outbreak is concentrated in the Orthodox Jewish community, which did not vaccinate.
https://www.cdc.gov/measles/cases-outbreaks.html

AND the 2014 outbreak was limited when the Amish community basically vaccinated by the THOUSANDS to stop the spread.

I’m shocked I tell you shocked!!

[Gormwood]

AND the 2014 outbreak was limited when the Amish community basically vaccinated by the THOUSANDS to stop the spread.

I’m shocked I tell you shocked!!

Your vaccine, sir.

[Thermodolia]

I’m shocked I tell you shocked!!

Your vaccine, sir.

Thank you very much.

[Rojava Free State]

Damn I hope that's not what I have now

Mr. Valentine I don't feel so good

[Aclion]

The neon yellow hazmat suits and low poly M16s will ensure efficient vaccination of the populace.

I didn’t know rifles could be retrofitted to fire vaccines.

Can't get sick if you're dead.

[DARGLED]

I am advocating for justice.
His BS study has lead to the deaths of many people, mostly children.

What if Wakefield is already dead?

He still lives.

Trail.
Found guilty.
Death.

[Valentine Z]

I didn’t know rifles could be retrofitted to fire vaccines.

Can't get sick if you're dead.

*Taps forehead*

Damn I hope that's not what I have now

Mr. Valentine I don't feel so good

Umm... might want to get a second opinion. I'm not a doc, doc.

[Bahktar]

Clearly, we need mandatory vaccinations.

I can't fathom how the idiocy of some people has spread their stupid disease so far over the internet because of social media - then they endanger their own kids' lives and proceed to endanger herd immunity - thus endangering the lives of the people who can't even vaccinate themselves for certain reasons.
Too bad we don't have a vaccine for "stupid". Because you can't cure stupid.

[Nanocyberia]

Too bad we don't have a vaccine for "stupid". Because you can't cure stupid.

That where rifles could come in--the standard-issue ones of course, not the retrofitted ones to fire vaccines.

[Duhon]

We are officially in danger of having our measles elimination status removed, CDC says

Just so y’all now know the measles outbreak is now the worst outbreak since 1994. If the trend continues measles will no longer be eliminated in the US.

But their freedom!

But my brain cells and blood vessels!

[Vistulange]

Clearly, we need mandatory vaccinations.

I can't fathom how the idiocy of some people has spread their stupid disease so far over the internet because of social media - then they endanger their own kids' lives and proceed to endanger herd immunity - thus endangering the lives of the people who can't even vaccinate themselves for certain reasons.
Too bad we don't have a vaccine for "stupid". Because you can't cure stupid.

"B-but the state can't infringe on m-my r-right to m-my body!"

It's only in America where something as ludicrous as anti-vaxxer movements can be either in the mainstream, or so loud that it's impossible to tell if they're a fringe minority or not.