Duterte Threatens War with Canada

[Impaled Nazarene]

I mean fuck Canada for dumping in the Philipines but I seriously doubt a criminal has the ability to beat the Canadian army. Especially considering that the Canadian army is a lot tougher than what you'd imagine from the stereotypes.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

I’m calling my family is Canada to see if they’re okay. Wish them luck please. I’m really nervous and I hope they are unharmed.

[Slotted Floppies]

No way NATO defends Trudeau.

Welcome to the future where a south East Asian island people conquer and rename a western nation.its perfectly fine turnabout.

Imagine thinking that the Philippines had an army to take on Canada.

It’s Trudeau, Phillipines sends over a bunch of women with guns and he will preemptively jail his own armed forces for violence against women.

[Likar]

MLG pro right here.

[Farnhamia]

Imagine thinking that the Philippines had an army to take on Canada.

It’s Trudeau, Phillipines sends over a bunch of women with guns and he will preemptively jail his own armed forces for violence against women.

That was a dumb joke back when George W. Bush was president.

[Slotted Floppies]

It’s Trudeau, Phillipines sends over a bunch of women with guns and he will preemptively jail his own armed forces for violence against women.

You have read too much Breitbart if you think he is that dumb.

Well I’ve read exactly zero Breitbart
And the fact he made his cabinet gender equal, which shows he is actually that dumb.

[Farnhamia]

I could just imagine a Canadian D-Day in Luzon. The memes write themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_Beach

[Likar]

It’s Trudeau, Phillipines sends over a bunch of women with guns and he will preemptively jail his own armed forces for violence against women.

That was a dumb joke back when George W. Bush was president.

This for some reason reminded me when Gaddafi visited italy, and hired models to attend his speech, in hopes of bringing immigrants.


Mama-mia!

[Bezkoshtovnya]

I hope we get another video like Duterte's Christmas commercial (I think that's what it was) where he threatens to murder all the drug users and proceeds to wish them all a happy new year or something, but this time with Canada.

[New Excalibus]

duterte: i-i'll fight you
canada: what
duterte: what

[Bezkoshtovnya]

You have read too much Breitbart if you think he is that dumb.

Well I’ve read exactly zero Breitbart
And the fact he made his cabinet gender equal, which shows he is actually that dumb.

This basically sounds like you are saying he is an idiot for having women in his cabinet in a relatively decent number. Class act.

[Slotted Floppies]

Well I’ve read exactly zero Breitbart
And the fact he made his cabinet gender equal, which shows he is actually that dumb.

Yes because (depending on point of view) pandering or political move or wanting genuine equality implies something on a level of stupidity far larger than that would be done.

It’s not that much more stupid than thinking giving people cabinet positions based on their Fuck organs is going to bring equality.

[The Benevolent Empire of America]

This is both amazing and surreal. The whole idea of it is like something out of a Paradox strategy game. Never a dull moment with this man.

[Slotted Floppies]

It’s not that much more stupid than thinking giving people cabinet positions based on their Fuck organs is going to bring equality.

Sure bud, forget identity politics exist and those people who support that move wouldn't support a dumb thing like you said he'd do and he would either.

Run along, let the adults talk.

Can’t really call yourself an adult and defend that move in the same breath.

[Deutschess Kaiserreich]

The Punisher vs the moose. 10/10 best movie fight scene ever.

[Andsed]

I’m calling my family is Canada to see if they’re okay. Wish them luck please. I’m really nervous and I hope they are unharmed.

I would not worry to much. Duterte ain’t gonna do shit. I mean declaring war on Canada would be just be stupid and sucidal. I mean even if the US does not intervene (which seeing as Canada is one of our closest allies I do not see why we would say out of it) Canada would easily be able to win.

[Farnhamia]

The Punisher vs the moose. 10/10 best movie fight scene ever.

Wolverine is Canadian, remember.

[Costa Fierro]

He should invade. It'd be fun to watch.

[Grimvall]

This is both amazing and surreal. The whole idea of it is like something out of a Paradox strategy game. Never a dull moment with this man.

Surely; I mean, what an absolute chad, literally a national leader exported from HOI4.

[Deutschess Kaiserreich]

The Punisher vs the moose. 10/10 best movie fight scene ever.

Wolverine is Canadian, remember.

Oh shit, he is? Well... you learn something new every day. But still. Is the punisher of young boys who take drugs really going to go to war with NATO? Is he that stupid? Actually, don't answer that. Answers pretty clear.

[Farnhamia]

In all honesty this move by Duterte is just political posturing.

Y'think, Lotharia?

[Bezkoshtovnya]

The Punisher vs the moose. 10/10 best movie fight scene ever.

The Filipinos do have deadly weapons up their sleeves, as shown in their vids.

[Bezkoshtovnya]

Wolverine is Canadian, remember.

Oh shit, he is? Well... you learn something new every day. But still. Is the punisher of young boys who take drugs really going to go to war with NATO? Is he that stupid? Actually, don't answer that. Answers pretty clear.

As well as Deadpool.

[Arkhastok]

Duterte is a bit too alpha for this world

[Farnhamia]

The Punisher vs the moose. 10/10 best movie fight scene ever.

The Filipinos do have deadly weapons up their sleeves, as shown in their vids.

It's too hot in the Philippines to wear long-sleeved anything.