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China is the real Australia

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:34 am
by The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Notice how china without manchuria looks like Australia? Well so do i.
Now t hi is might seem random but it's not. Don't ya realize that Australia Nd china population numbers don't make sense? There's are reason and if you do the math you will realise that Chinas population should be less than Australia because less people have been left there. There's a reason_ auatralia is empty. China was really where prisoners and settlers from Europe went... that's why they people are so many. Auttalia is unpopulated and danger will kill anyone 2ho goes there. This iwnt coincides... its. Coverup by British and aliens to hide the Australian. It's not above the en flush to that. They are also hidden nukes in China's underground. But people like French waste resources looking for auatralia in the outback. 'Australia is a disguise to hide wmds and is operated by extreterresitals as well as the illuminati. Now the British conspiracy is revealed and the aLiens exposed. Ta keep tHt man eating potatoes. So don't visit Australia unless you are willing to mess with the biggest conspirators on the planet.
So what do you think about this? What should we do? How many people now about tbis?its obviously the freemasons all along.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EbwhPFDrHUQ
Excuse atrocious grammer. I am on phone.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:36 am
by Upper Secundus
Are you drunk or high?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:38 am
by Evil Dictators Happyland
Upper Secundus wrote:Are you drunk or high?

Definitely at least one of those things.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:39 am
by The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Upper Secundus wrote:Are you drunk or high?

Your just scared of the aliens. The aliens did it, there’s no way the English could make so many deadly animals by themselves.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:40 am
by Idiocarasia
bruh did ya find the wabajack or something.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:40 am
by Dresderstan
insert obligatory x-files theme music here.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:41 am
by Dresderstan
Idiocarasia wrote:bruh did ya find the wabajack or something.

Hey! That's mine, I got it from Sheogorath to make cheese!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:41 am
by Myrkvifiord
Dude...this is so fake. I mean, obviously, but, like, just, don't do this. Its a clickbait-y title, and probably just for views. ( which I don't think are tracked on the NS forum. Idk, tho.)

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:42 am
by Upper Secundus
This is even more whack than that one time I proved Lenin was an alien.

Click link in sig for details. This is a shameless plug.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:44 am
by Myrkvifiord
Anyone remember the Remembrance Day post? It didn't get too famous but it may be in the same vein.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:45 am
by Antarctica 3
Myrkvifiord wrote:Dude...this is so fake. I mean, obviously, but, like, just, don't do this. Its a clickbait-y title, and probably just for views. ( which I don't think are tracked on the NS forum. Idk, tho.)


Dude, it's April 1st.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:46 am
by Myrkvifiord
oh damn I forgot lol

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:48 am
by Frostopia
Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:50 am
by Evil Dictators Happyland
Myrkvifiord wrote:Dude...this is so fake. I mean, obviously, but, like, just, don't do this. Its a clickbait-y title, and probably just for views. ( which I don't think are tracked on the NS forum. Idk, tho.)

Views are tracked, but they don't really mean anything.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:50 am
by Upper Secundus
Frostopia wrote:Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.


What if you are an alien but you just don't know it yet?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:51 am
by The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Upper Secundus wrote:This is even more whack than that one time I proved Lenin was an alien.

Click link in sig for details. This is a shameless plug.

Communists were aliens! They relieved China from Britain so they didn’t have to deal with accusations.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:51 am
by The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Frostopia wrote:AustrALIEN.

Good one. :rofl:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:52 am
by Dumb Ideologies
Story checks out.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:52 am
by Myrkvifiord
When he types "aLiens" maybe he is alluding to Lien being a stereotypical Chinese name.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:53 am
by Andsed
Frostopia wrote:Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.

Dude it's April 1st.

Also how do we know the OP is not an alien?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:54 am
by Dresderstan
Andsed wrote:
Frostopia wrote:Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.

Dude it's April 1st.

Also how do we know the OP is not an alien?

How do we know YOU'RE not an alien, you have a green flag after all.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:54 am
by Myrkvifiord
Plot twist: poster is Scott Morrison, mutiny-ing the government and revealing to the world the truth. Maybe some matrix stuff. I'm overthinking it. Perhaps, China without Manchuria is alluding to the Japanese occupation. OK, I'm leaving.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:54 am
by The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Myrkvifiord wrote:When he types "aLiens" maybe he is alluding to Lien being a stereotypical Chinese name.

Or because I accidentally capitalized things in the middle of a sentence. I hate typing on phones.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:57 am
by The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Myrkvifiord wrote:Plot twist: poster is Scott Morrison, mutiny-ing the government and revealing to the world the truth. Maybe some matrix stuff. I'm overthinking it. Perhaps, China without Manchuria is alluding to the Japanese occupation. OK, I'm leaving.

Coincidentally, I was watching a history show where Japan invaded Manchuria. It looked like Australia, that’s what this was inspired by.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:00 am
by Andsed
Dresderstan wrote:
Andsed wrote:Dude it's April 1st.

Also how do we know the OP is not an alien?

How do we know YOU'RE not an alien, you have a green flag after all.

Whaaaat? That is crazy talk my fellow human. I am totally human...

*Writes down name on list*