China is the real Australia

[Valrifell]

Reppy why did you spare this thread.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Reppy why did you spare this thread.

Maybe he knows the truth!!!!!!!!

[Dresderstan]

Farn be like: Nah this is fun, I'll join in on these April Fools joke threads, why not.

Reppy be like: What, people making joke threads on April Fools Day, not on my watch.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Last minute of April Fools!

[Foxfound]

Last minute of April Fools!

Aw man.

Now we actually have to find a topic to stick to so they don't lock this work of art.

[Risottia]

Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.

Dude it's April 1st.

Also how do we know the OP is not an alien?

I would know because I'm ItALIEN.

[Forsher]

Having been to Australia. Can confirm. It's empty.

On the other hand, China is an airport so I still disagree with the OP.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

My contacts assure me that the evidence overwhelmingly states that the Jewish race and religion has nothing to do with the Conspiracy. In other words, let's leave them out of this, m'kay?

Part Jew, aka part Grey...unless you can tell me where the secret tunnels are under Denver International Airport that lead to your main base I don't believe you for a second. I'm on to you Zeta Reticulians.

My late uncle was a pilot that flew out of Denver International... if anyone in my family could have told me the story there, it would have been him. Maybe my ex-Air Force granddad has some knowledge...

Seriously, my late grandfather was an air traffic controller, he and others saw some weird stuff. I won't tell the stories though.

[The Archregimancy]

This is likely the finest thread in the history of NSG, and I fully endorse its continued existence.

[Australian rePublic]

Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.

Dude, the aliens are in Alice Springs... That's we have Pine Gap...

[Forsher]

This is likely the finest thread in the history of NSG, and I fully endorse its continued existence.

Archaeologist endorses crackpot thread. News at 11.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

This is likely the finest thread in the history of NSG, and I fully endorse its continued existence.

Thank you. I hope the other mods are just as smart and see its potential.

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

Can confirm. If I run too fast, the simulation glitches a bit, and I can see the Chinese countryside behind the fake Australian land. Why do you think 90% of Australians live in the top 10 cities? It's a massive conspiracy and we're all being conned. We're all Chinese sleeper agents falsely believing we're western bourgeois liberals.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Can confirm. If I run too fast, the simulation glitches a bit, and I can see the Chinese countryside behind the fake Australian land. Why do you think 90% of Australians live in the top 10 cities? It's a massive conspiracy and we're all being conned. We're all Chinese sleeper agents falsely believing we're western bourgeois liberals.

Kangaroos

[Hurdergaryp]

Can confirm. If I run too fast, the simulation glitches a bit, and I can see the Chinese countryside behind the fake Australian land. Why do you think 90% of Australians live in the top 10 cities? It's a massive conspiracy and we're all being conned. We're all Chinese sleeper agents falsely believing we're western bourgeois liberals.

Kangaroos

Advanced Chinese bioweapons, actually. Once their true power level is unlocked, kangaroos can actually defeat tanks in melee combat.

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

Can confirm. If I run too fast, the simulation glitches a bit, and I can see the Chinese countryside behind the fake Australian land. Why do you think 90% of Australians live in the top 10 cities? It's a massive conspiracy and we're all being conned. We're all Chinese sleeper agents falsely believing we're western bourgeois liberals.

Kangaroos

Retarded little animals! You ever driven through a snowy mountains highway? Tons of kangaroo carcasses as far as the eye can see, because they don't watch where they're going.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Kangaroos

Advanced Chinese bioweapons, actually. Once their true power level is unlocked, kangaroos can actually defeat tanks in melee combat.

Crocs too. They are the armor divisions and salties took on the IJA in a stunning victory.

[Koguria]

This sound like an aLien propaganda...
Aren't you these comrade aLiens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9sFyY9LN0M

[Foxfound]

This is likely the finest thread in the history of NSG, and I fully endorse its continued existence.

...We're not that low are we?

Of course we are.

I now declare it to be our duty as NSers to keep this thread alive until the next April Fools' Day, at which point it shall be reborn like a phoenix rising from the ashes.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

This is likely the finest thread in the history of NSG, and I fully endorse its continued existence.

...We're not that low are we?

Compared to the aliens no we’ren’t.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Of course we are.

I now declare it to be our duty as NSers to keep this thread alive until the next April Fools' Day, at which point it shall be reborn like a phoenix rising from the ashes.

We are the Guardians of Truth.

...wait wrong line.

Crack, we're the Guardians of Crack.

It’s been said that a cracking sound will happen when you unravel the deeper conspiracies. Then you will black out and find yourself in a dark place. That’s a sign the Illuminati has erased your memory, very few are strong enough to keep any recollection.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

...We're not that low are we?

Of course we are.

I now declare it to be our duty as NSers to keep this thread alive until the next April Fools' Day, at which point it shall be reborn like a phoenix rising from the ashes.

Thank you. At least one post per week for each of us, put it on your calendar.
I’m bookmarking this page.

[Foxfound]

Of course we are.

I now declare it to be our duty as NSers to keep this thread alive until the next April Fools' Day, at which point it shall be reborn like a phoenix rising from the ashes.

Thank you. At least one post per week for each of us, put it on your calendar.

We might have to decide on some *shudder* rules, if we want to keep the mods at bay. A set theme or topic would help, in this case probably conspiracy theories.

Or... wait. We could have a new random topic every week. The next week's topic could be voted on over the weekend in a poll.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Thank you. At least one post per week for each of us, put it on your calendar.

We might have to decide on some *shudder* rules, if we want to keep the mods at bay. A set theme or topic would help, in this case probably conspiracy theories.

Or... wait. We could have a new random topic every week. The next week's topic could be voted on over the weekend in a poll.

Let’s keep talking about aliens and the Illuminati, that’s still on topic.

Also, since I’m the creator behind this masterpiece, I declare that any conspiracies that are at least a bit relevant are not at all threadjacking if they follow the natural lines of conversation.

Technically it is looking at more evidence on the topic that will help us make an informed conclusion.

It was them all along.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Poll is up.