China is the real Australia

[Upper Secundus]

This is even more whack than that one time I proved Lenin was an alien.

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Communists were aliens! They relieved China from Britain so they didn’t have to deal with accusations.

By the Gods you might just be right.

I always thought Lenin's head was too large and bald to be human.

Wait.

No.

Oh Gods no.

WE'RE TOO LATE

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

The Americans were in on the conspiracy, that’s why they nuked Japan before the Japanese could find ‘conclusive’ proof of the Illuminati and alien intervention.

[Bogan Laker]

They are putting chemicals in the water, turning the fricking Chinese into austrALIENS

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Communists were aliens! They relieved China from Britain so they didn’t have to deal with accusations.

By the Gods you might just be right right.

I always thought Lenin's head was too large and bald to be human.

Wait.

No.

Oh Gods no.

WE'RE TOO LATE

I wouldn’t be surprised if this thread got locked. The admin and mods must be in on it too.

[Annihitor the Incred]

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Edit: G.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Thanks for the ad revenue.

Edit: G.

Are you an alien/illuminato.

[Frostopia]

Plot twist: poster is Scott Morrison, mutiny-ing the government and revealing to the world the truth. Maybe some matrix stuff. I'm overthinking it. Perhaps, China without Manchuria is alluding to the Japanese occupation. OK, I'm leaving.

Coincidentally, I was watching a history show where Japan invaded Manchuria. It looked like Australia, that’s what this was inspired by.

Not all land looks unique and you should know that Asia and Australia were connected a long time ago, which is why Australian indigenous people look similar to the South Asian indigenous people. So does the land.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Coincidentally, I was watching a history show where Japan invaded Manchuria. It looked like Australia, that’s what this was inspired by.

Not all land looks unique and you should know that Asia and Australia were connected a long time ago, which is why Australian indigenous people look similar to the South Asian indigenous people. So does the land.

It doesn’t explain everything. Aliens had some involvement.

[Annihitor the Incred]

Thanks for the ad revenue.

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Are you an alien/illuminato.

I can neither [G] nor vehemently [G] the statement of this this.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Are you an alien/illuminato.

I can neither [G] nor vehemently [G] the statement of this this.

Ok?

[Christ Triumphant]

Reminds me of a favorite guilty pleasure "historical" topic of mine:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Chronology_(Fomenko)

https://allthatsinteresting.com/anatoly ... chronology

It's a real rabbit hole, but a fun and wild ride

[Hurdergaryp]

Story checks out.

Indeed. It does explain many things I always wondered about, and also a few things I never even heard about.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Story checks out.

Indeed. It does explain many things I always wondered about, and also a few things I never even heard about.

Exactly, like WW1 2 AND 3.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Btw, don’t forget to spread the word.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

We're doomed I tell you, doomed!!!!!!!!

[Hamramstan]

Notice how china without manchuria looks like Australia? Well so do i.
Now t hi is might seem random but it's not. Don't ya realize that Australia Nd china population numbers don't make sense? There's are reason and if you do the math you will realise that Chinas population should be less than Australia because less people have been left there. There's a reason_ auatralia is empty. China was really where prisoners and settlers from Europe went... that's why they people are so many. Auttalia is unpopulated and danger will kill anyone 2ho goes there. This iwnt coincides... its. Coverup by British and aliens to hide the Australian. It's not above the en flush to that. They are also hidden nukes in China's underground. But people like French waste resources looking for auatralia in the outback. 'Australia is a disguise to hide wmds and is operated by extreterresitals as well as the illuminati. Now the British conspiracy is revealed and the aLiens exposed. Ta keep tHt man eating potatoes. So don't visit Australia unless you are willing to mess with the biggest conspirators on the planet.
So what do you think about this? What should we do? How many people now about tbis?its obviously the freemasons all along.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EbwhPFDrHUQ
Excuse atrocious grammer. I am on phone.

Mate, i'll have some of whatever it is that you're taking

[Foxfound]

As someone with contacts on the inside, I think there's some truths that are best left in the shadows. Australia is one of them.

Anyone remember the Remembrance Day post? It didn't get too famous but it may be in the same vein.

I don't remember that. Do you have a link?

[Vetalia]

Alright guys, let's get down to brass tacks and tackle the real issue here - are the Jews responsible for this one or is this more of a Reptillian/Freemason affair?

[Lanorth]

I saw this thread title on my screen and thought;
'What sort of drugs have been sold on the Black Market today?'

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Alright guys, let's get down to brass tacks and tackle the real issue here - are the Jews responsible for this one or is this more of a Reptillian/Freemason affair?

The Jews never existed, so I’d say the reptilians or freemasons did it.

The idiot anti-semitics fell for lies fabricated by the conspirators and wasted time on innocents they were told were Jews instead of destroying the real threat.

Hitler fell for lies, that stupid fool.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Alright guys, let's get down to brass tacks and tackle the real issue here - are the Jews responsible for this one or is this more of a Reptillian/Freemason affair?

The Jews never existed, so I’d say the reptilians or freemasons did it.

The idiot anti-semitics fell for lies fabricated by the conspirators and wasted time on innocents they were told were Jews instead of destroying the real threat.

Hitler fell for lies, that stupid fool.

How must we stop them? Any ideas?

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

We're doomed I tell you, doomed!!!!!!!!

Yes w3 are! The aliens are coming! Independence Day 2 should happen!

I saw this thread title on my screen and thought;
'What sort of drugs have been sold on the Black Market today?'

If we’re being serious, I don’t do any harmful drugs.

But seriousness is an illuminato plot to pick off the people who know the truth one by one.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

The Jews never existed, so I’d say the reptilians or freemasons did it.

The idiot anti-semitics fell for lies fabricated by the conspirators and wasted time on innocents they were told were Jews instead of destroying the real threat.

Hitler fell for lies, that stupid fool.

How must we stop them? Any ideas?

By spreading the word. Tell everyone! They must know! Even the fish, but you don’t need to tell the dolphins, they’re always one step ahead.

[Foxfound]

I just hope I don't have to call up Mulder and Scully again. I don't think any of us are in the mood for this one tonight.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

This has to be the best thread ever. I'm surprised it didn't get locked.