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China is the real Australia

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Whose fault is it?

The ALIENS
8
8%
I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
16
16%
The AustrALIENS
16
16%
The Illuminati
10
10%
The Reptilians
7
7%
The British and Tea Companies
10
10%
The French
12
12%
The Frickin Commies
20
20%
 
Total votes : 99

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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China is the real Australia

Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:34 am

Notice how china without manchuria looks like Australia? Well so do i.
Now t hi is might seem random but it's not. Don't ya realize that Australia Nd china population numbers don't make sense? There's are reason and if you do the math you will realise that Chinas population should be less than Australia because less people have been left there. There's a reason_ auatralia is empty. China was really where prisoners and settlers from Europe went... that's why they people are so many. Auttalia is unpopulated and danger will kill anyone 2ho goes there. This iwnt coincides... its. Coverup by British and aliens to hide the Australian. It's not above the en flush to that. They are also hidden nukes in China's underground. But people like French waste resources looking for auatralia in the outback. 'Australia is a disguise to hide wmds and is operated by extreterresitals as well as the illuminati. Now the British conspiracy is revealed and the aLiens exposed. Ta keep tHt man eating potatoes. So don't visit Australia unless you are willing to mess with the biggest conspirators on the planet.
So what do you think about this? What should we do? How many people now about tbis?its obviously the freemasons all along.
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Excuse atrocious grammer. I am on phone.
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Postby Upper Secundus » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:36 am

Are you drunk or high?
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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:38 am

Upper Secundus wrote:Are you drunk or high?

Definitely at least one of those things.
Killer Queen has already touched this signature.

Telconi wrote:My point is that believing scientists is bad. And people ought not do this thing.

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:39 am

Upper Secundus wrote:Are you drunk or high?

Your just scared of the aliens. The aliens did it, there’s no way the English could make so many deadly animals by themselves.
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Postby Idiocarasia » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:40 am

bruh did ya find the wabajack or something.
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Postby Dresderstan » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:40 am

insert obligatory x-files theme music here.
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The media is into propaganda not actual news or journalism.
2020 is not "The worst year ever like oh my God" stop being so hyperbolic, you said this last year and the year before, trust me there are way worse years than 2020.

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Postby Dresderstan » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:41 am

Idiocarasia wrote:bruh did ya find the wabajack or something.

Hey! That's mine, I got it from Sheogorath to make cheese!
21 year old, male from Pennsylvania and proud of it. Love sports like baseball and hockey, enjoy video games and TV. Music is love, music is life. Formula 1 is better than NASCAR. Gay Centrist/Centre-Rightist Vague Rightist

The media is into propaganda not actual news or journalism.
2020 is not "The worst year ever like oh my God" stop being so hyperbolic, you said this last year and the year before, trust me there are way worse years than 2020.

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Postby Myrkvifiord » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:41 am

Dude...this is so fake. I mean, obviously, but, like, just, don't do this. Its a clickbait-y title, and probably just for views. ( which I don't think are tracked on the NS forum. Idk, tho.)

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Postby Upper Secundus » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:42 am

This is even more whack than that one time I proved Lenin was an alien.

Click link in sig for details. This is a shameless plug.
Rock and Roll Romans Bring thy Hard Rock Hedonism

"The world is one massive toilet, full of shit and waiting to be flushed."-Upper Secundus
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Postby Myrkvifiord » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:44 am

Anyone remember the Remembrance Day post? It didn't get too famous but it may be in the same vein.

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Postby Antarctica 3 » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:45 am

Myrkvifiord wrote:Dude...this is so fake. I mean, obviously, but, like, just, don't do this. Its a clickbait-y title, and probably just for views. ( which I don't think are tracked on the NS forum. Idk, tho.)


Dude, it's April 1st.
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Postby Myrkvifiord » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:46 am

oh damn I forgot lol

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Postby Frostopia » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:48 am

Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.

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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:50 am

Myrkvifiord wrote:Dude...this is so fake. I mean, obviously, but, like, just, don't do this. Its a clickbait-y title, and probably just for views. ( which I don't think are tracked on the NS forum. Idk, tho.)

Views are tracked, but they don't really mean anything.
Killer Queen has already touched this signature.

Telconi wrote:My point is that believing scientists is bad. And people ought not do this thing.

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Postby Upper Secundus » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:50 am

Frostopia wrote:Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.


What if you are an alien but you just don't know it yet?
Rock and Roll Romans Bring thy Hard Rock Hedonism

"The world is one massive toilet, full of shit and waiting to be flushed."-Upper Secundus
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:51 am

Upper Secundus wrote:This is even more whack than that one time I proved Lenin was an alien.

Click link in sig for details. This is a shameless plug.

Communists were aliens! They relieved China from Britain so they didn’t have to deal with accusations.
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:51 am

Frostopia wrote:AustrALIEN.

Good one. :rofl:
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:52 am

Story checks out.
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Postby Myrkvifiord » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:52 am

When he types "aLiens" maybe he is alluding to Lien being a stereotypical Chinese name.

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Postby Andsed » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:53 am

Frostopia wrote:Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.

Dude it's April 1st.

Also how do we know the OP is not an alien?
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Postby Dresderstan » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:54 am

Andsed wrote:
Frostopia wrote:Just because I'm AustrALIAN doesn't make me AustrALIEN. I've never seen aliens, I've never worked with them...no aliens have helped me tie my shoe laces, and I have created no alien half breeds.

I've lived in Sydney, Queensland and now Perth and I can honestly report back to you that nothing matching your description has been seen by me and I've got a good eye.

You need to delete this post when the acid wears off. You sound like a crazy person. It's not as clever as it was in your head while stoned.

Dude it's April 1st.

Also how do we know the OP is not an alien?

How do we know YOU'RE not an alien, you have a green flag after all.
21 year old, male from Pennsylvania and proud of it. Love sports like baseball and hockey, enjoy video games and TV. Music is love, music is life. Formula 1 is better than NASCAR. Gay Centrist/Centre-Rightist Vague Rightist

The media is into propaganda not actual news or journalism.
2020 is not "The worst year ever like oh my God" stop being so hyperbolic, you said this last year and the year before, trust me there are way worse years than 2020.

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Postby Myrkvifiord » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:54 am

Plot twist: poster is Scott Morrison, mutiny-ing the government and revealing to the world the truth. Maybe some matrix stuff. I'm overthinking it. Perhaps, China without Manchuria is alluding to the Japanese occupation. OK, I'm leaving.

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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:54 am

Myrkvifiord wrote:When he types "aLiens" maybe he is alluding to Lien being a stereotypical Chinese name.

Or because I accidentally capitalized things in the middle of a sentence. I hate typing on phones.
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:57 am

Myrkvifiord wrote:Plot twist: poster is Scott Morrison, mutiny-ing the government and revealing to the world the truth. Maybe some matrix stuff. I'm overthinking it. Perhaps, China without Manchuria is alluding to the Japanese occupation. OK, I'm leaving.

Coincidentally, I was watching a history show where Japan invaded Manchuria. It looked like Australia, that’s what this was inspired by.
NOT STORMTROOPERS
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Postby Andsed » Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:00 am

Dresderstan wrote:
Andsed wrote:Dude it's April 1st.

Also how do we know the OP is not an alien?

How do we know YOU'RE not an alien, you have a green flag after all.

Whaaaat? That is crazy talk my fellow human. I am totally human...

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