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North Korea fires ICBM at Shanghai

Postby Hammer Britannia » Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:54 am

Yes, I am being Serious
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-477643916
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/military/article/3004169/shanghai-bombed-by-north-korean-icbm
At 9 AM (GMT), the People's Republic of China has confirmed a nuclear strike on Chinese soil. Kim Jong Un has made an official statement saying that he bombed the city of Shanghai after China's trade relations quietly broke down.

It is estimated over 200 thousand have died within the first hour of the explosion. Chinese sources Claim that retaliation is near and that the rogue country will suffer for murdering Chinese Citizens.

Xi Jinping has yet to make an official report on the situation. More information will come in at a later time


I mean, holy shit guys. I didn't know North Korea would bomb anyone, especially the Chinese. I can imagine that the consequences for Kim will be dire. But what would drive a man to do such a thing? I mean, it's one thing to nuke us (The people they hate), but the Chinese? The Chinese were North Korea's "ally". They bit the hand that fed them for lack of a better term.

Let's just hope this war stays in North Korea and Putin doesn't get involved.
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Postby Grater Tovakia » Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:55 am

April fools?
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Postby Vassenor » Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:56 am

Grater Tovakia wrote:April fools?


When an article about North Korea includes a BBC article with a URL about something in Europe, it's pretty obvious.
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Postby Northern Jackaia » Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:59 am

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Postby Valentine Z » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:02 am

N. Korea, what the hell? Wow, they really just went there, don't they? Though, I wonder why the distinct lack of fire? Maybe the ICBM was a dud? Hoping for more development!

Shoooooot, I've been bamboozled.
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Postby Comradeistan » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:08 am

Ffs, this gave me a panic attack. Should've checked the links first
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:09 am

I was going to have a go at you over that daft gnome meme but you had my man rick astley in there so it evens out.
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Postby The Saruvian Empire » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:13 am

A more appropriate video
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Postby Valentine Z » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:15 am

The Saruvian Empire wrote:A more appropriate video


I scrubbed through the entire video to make sure that it wasn't a freaking jumpscare. :blush:
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Postby O bama » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:15 am

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Postby Valrifell » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:18 am

You got me excited for the end of the world. Boo.
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Postby Valentine Z » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:18 am

O bama wrote:You are welcome.


Thanks a lot, Obama! :P

Valrifell wrote:You got me excited for the end of the world. Boo.


End of the world is when you get to fuck all your schedules, and watch the biggest explosion that will wipe the world while you chill there with a popcorn with your hand... and maybe someone in the background riffing on the electric guitar.
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Postby South Acren » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:21 am

Jesus christ...
You almost had me but i clicked the link
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Postby Dresderstan » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:21 am

Valentine Z wrote:
O bama wrote:You are welcome.


Thanks a lot, Obama! :P

Valrifell wrote:You got me excited for the end of the world. Boo.


End of the world is when you get to fuck all your schedules, and watch the biggest explosion that will wipe the world while you chill there with a popcorn with your hand... and maybe someone in the background riffing on the electric guitar.

They'd be playing Final Countdown.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:22 am

Shit! We need to run around and spread the word!
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Postby The Saruvian Empire » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:23 am

Valentine Z wrote:
The Saruvian Empire wrote:A more appropriate video


I scrubbed through the entire video to make sure that it wasn't a freaking jumpscare. :blush:


Well, it wasn't that bad. More of a jumpstartle than a jumpscare.
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Postby Razarija » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:24 am

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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:25 am

The Saruvian Empire wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:
I scrubbed through the entire video to make sure that it wasn't a freaking jumpscare. :blush:


Well, it wasn't that bad. More of a jumpstartle than a jumpscare.

Idk, the gnome was pretty old for a meme.
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Postby Nihon koku » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:25 am

Maybe mass-death April Fools jokes aren't funny. I have friends in Shanghai and this was unreasonably frightening.
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Postby Valrifell » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:26 am

Dresderstan wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:
Thanks a lot, Obama! :P



End of the world is when you get to fuck all your schedules, and watch the biggest explosion that will wipe the world while you chill there with a popcorn with your hand... and maybe someone in the background riffing on the electric guitar.

They'd be playing Final Countdown.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!


It's the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine.

(Time I had some time alone)
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:27 am

Nihon koku wrote:Maybe mass-death April Fools jokes aren't funny. I have friends in Shanghai and this was unreasonably frightening.

Relax, if it were real they would have all been dead long before this hit the internet.
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Postby New Excalibus » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:30 am

Hello, I'd like a flight to Shanghai.
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Postby Proctopeo » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:31 am

Sounds like they got Shanghai'd!
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Greater Loegria wrote:FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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