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Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:33 pm**

The Free Joy State wrote:
Heloin wrote:You can't tell me what to do! Attica! Attica!

May I distract you before the riot begins with some calming kittens:

That kitten on the right corner. My heart is melting.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:34 pm**

The Free Joy State wrote:
Heloin wrote:You can't tell me what to do! Attica! Attica!

May I distract you before the riot begins with some calming kittens:

They’re going to wake up anytime and probably start the riot.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:37 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Heloin wrote:You can't tell me what to do! Attica! Attica!

You were one of those kids, were you?

You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be televised

The Free Joy State wrote:
Heloin wrote:You can't tell me what to do! Attica! Attica!

May I distract you before the riot begins with some calming kittens:

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:39 pm**

Heloin wrote:
The Free Joy State wrote:May I distract you before the riot begins with some calming kittens:

This one. This one is melting my heart.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:39 pm**

Heloin wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:You were one of those kids, were you?

You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be televised

The Free Joy State wrote:May I distract you before the riot begins with some calming kittens:

I’m kidnapping that pic.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:43 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Heloin wrote:You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be televised

I’m kidnapping that pic.

It’s in the place where it belongs now. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:44 pm**

Bluelight-R006 wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I’m kidnapping that pic.

It’s in the place where it belongs now.

Press F for respect.

Tardar Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat: gone but NEVER forgotten.

F

My spirit animal. ;_;

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:46 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:It’s in the place where it belongs now.

Press F for respect.

Tardar Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat: gone but NEVER forgotten.

F

My spirit animal. ;_;

ƒ

Long live Nyet.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:47 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:It’s in the place where it belongs now.

Press F for respect.

Tardar Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat: gone but NEVER forgotten.

F

My spirit animal. ;_;

F

o7

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:10 pm**

Galloism wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I need to ask your missus to lend you to us for a bit. The hubby even burns milk, I tell you. Good with numbers, sucks with the spatula.

I resent that. I’m just fine with a spatula.

I once killed a spider with your spatula.

Good to see the helmet does not impact dexterity.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:32 pm**

Bluelight-R006 wrote:
Abserdia wrote:I mean, where else are you gonna put it?

The toilet? Tissue paper? They don’t exist there‽

It's a fully equited Western Style 21st Century toilet which is quite clean and regularly maintained with plenty of toilet paper. In fact, I remember when they were renovated a few years ago

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:37 pm**

Australian rePublic wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:The toilet? Tissue paper? They don’t exist there‽

It's a fully equited Western Style 21st Century toilet which is quite clean and regularly maintained with plenty of toilet paper. In fact, I remember when they were renovated a few years ago

And some people thought that ”it would be a shame if I were to smear poop on the walls...”?

What a shame.

In my primary school, they didn’t have toilet paper inside the cubicals. You’re supposed to get them outside before you enter the toilet. Imagine you have to shit and you realise there ain’t any toilet paper in the cubical. They’re just asking for it, really.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:38 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Galloism wrote:I resent that. I’m just fine with a spatula.

I once killed a spider with your spatula.

Good to see the helmet does not impact dexterity.

Don’t lie to him. He has two left feet.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:40 pm**

Bluelight-R006 wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:I saw a sign in the toilet of a rural train station telling people not to deliberately smear poo all over the toilet walls.
I know that this shit (no pun intended) happens in the city (I live in a big city), but to see such a sign in a tiny rural country town is slowly is an other nail nail in the coffin of my faith in humanity

I didn’t know people would go the extra mile just to smear poo on the toilet walls. Sounds horrifying.

I am fully aware of the fact that there are people who actively go out of the way to smear poo all over toilet walls. I've seen poo all over the place heaps of times. That's not the surprising part. The surprising part is that it happens in a well-maintained toilet in a small country town. That's the surprising part

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:40 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Good to see the helmet does not impact dexterity.

Don’t lie to him. He has two left feet.

I am trying to give you hope, work with me

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:41 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Don’t lie to him. He has two left feet.

I am trying to give you hope, work with me

I don’t have that anymore. ;_;

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:41 pm**

Just finished my last day at my old job. Now I can continue at my new place.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:41 pm**

Australian rePublic wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:I didn’t know people would go the extra mile just to smear poo on the toilet walls. Sounds horrifying.

I am fully aware of people who actively go out of the way to smear poo all over toilet walls. I've seen it heaps of times before. That's not the surprising part. The surprising part is that it happens in a well-maintained toilet in a small country town. That's the surprising part

If you know people who enjoy smearing shit on walls, it might be time to meet new people...

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:42 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Good to see the helmet does not impact dexterity.

Don’t lie to him. He has two left feet.

As a left footed person, I don't see how that's supposed to be an insult (I'm right handed, though)

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:43 pm**

Australian rePublic wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:I didn’t know people would go the extra mile just to smear poo on the toilet walls. Sounds horrifying.

I am fully aware of the fact that there are people who actively go out of the way to smear poo all over toilet walls. I've seen poo all over the place heaps of times. That's not the surprising part. The surprising part is that it happens in a well-maintained toilet in a small country town. That's the surprising part

What a shame... I don’t see the need to do so. If anything they should smear it on their faces. I feel sorry for the janitors.

Jolthig wrote:Just finished my last day at my old job. Now I can continue at my new place.

Congratulations.

I hope your new place is better.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:44 pm**

Australian rePublic wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Don’t lie to him. He has two left feet.

As a left footed person, I don't see how that's supposed to be an insult (I'm right handed, though)

It’s a common joke. *shrug*

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:44 pm**

The Free Joy State wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:I am fully aware of people who actively go out of the way to smear poo all over toilet walls. I've seen it heaps of times before. That's not the surprising part. The surprising part is that it happens in a well-maintained toilet in a small country town. That's the surprising part

If you know people who enjoy smearing shit on walls, it might be time to meet new people...

I don't know these disgusting pigs. What I meant was I've seen poo smeared all over toilet walls. I don't actually who did it, I only found it there...

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:45 pm**

Australian rePublic wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Don’t lie to him. He has two left feet.

As a left footed person, I don't see how that's supposed to be an insult (I'm right handed, though)

Generally speaking one of each is better

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:46 pm**

Australian rePublic wrote:
The Free Joy State wrote:If you know people who enjoy smearing shit on walls, it might be time to meet new people...

I don't know these disgusting pigs. What I meant was I've seen poo smeared all over toilet walls. I don't actually who did it, I only found it there...

‘Twould be messed up if a Friend asked you to help him smear poop all over the walls.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:47 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:As a left footed person, I don't see how that's supposed to be an insult (I'm right handed, though)

Generally speaking one of each is better

Never thought I had to explain that joke but eh: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/two-left-feet--have

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