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Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 5:55 am**

Internationalist Bastard wrote:I’m going to start posting funny headlines I find every now and then
Like this
Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

That's a good idea. I kinda want to find this story now.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 6:51 am**

Internationalist Bastard wrote:I’m going to start posting funny headlines I find every now and then
Like this
Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

Who are they going to sue? God or the rain?

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 7:39 am**

Internationalist Bastard wrote:I’m going to start posting funny headlines I find every now and then
Like this
Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

Now if you dont post links to a story like that, we will say nasty things about you behind your back.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 7:40 am**

Heloin wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:I’m going to start posting funny headlines I find every now and then
Like this

Who are they going to sue? God or the rain?

The contractors who built the damm thing, you know, Noah.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 7:44 am**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Heloin wrote:Who are they going to sue? God or the rain?

The contractors who built the damm thing, you know, Noah.

The question of suing the rain, sky or Noah suing himself reminds me of the time I visited A&E, years ago now, after I'd tripped over the cat and badly sprained my wrist (I thought it might be broken).

The next day, I got a call from one of these "no-win-no-fee" firms (God knows how they got my number) saying that they understood I'd had an accident and they wanted to help me sue those responsible.

"Who would I sue?" I replied. "The cat or myself?"

Never heard from them again.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 8:04 am**

The Free Joy State wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:The contractors who built the damm thing, you know, Noah.

The question of suing the rain, sky or Noah suing himself reminds me of the time I visited A&E, years ago now, after I'd tripped over the cat and badly sprained my wrist (I thought it might be broken).

The next day, I got a call from one of these "no-win-no-fee" firms (God knows how they got my number) saying that they understood I'd had an accident and they wanted to help me sue those responsible.

"Who would I sue?" I replied. "The cat or myself?"

Never heard from them again.

The cat has excellent legal representation.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 8:55 am**

Internationalist Bastard wrote:I’m going to start posting funny headlines I find every now and then
Like this
Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

Sounds like a pretty poor replica.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 10:44 am**

Kannap wrote:Barely survived this week.

Don't worry, there is always next week. They'll get it right eventually.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 10:49 am**

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Kannap wrote:Barely survived this week.

Don't worry, there is always next week. They'll get it right eventually.

Now there is the hurde this thread needs.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 10:51 am**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Don't worry, there is always next week. They'll get it right eventually.

Now there is the hurde this thread needs.

Kannap sounded a bit dejected, so I decided to cheer him up in my own special way. I am no stranger to disappointment myself and therefore am capable of empathizing with the jaded young man.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 10:54 am**

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Now there is the hurde this thread needs.

Kannap sounded a bit dejected, so I decided to cheer him up in my own special way. I am no stranger to disappointment myself and therefore am capable of empathizing with the jaded young man.

And I thought you were lauding the superiority of well tested and self correcting systems inevitably getting its goals achieved.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 11:01 am**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Kannap sounded a bit dejected, so I decided to cheer him up in my own special way. I am no stranger to disappointment myself and therefore am capable of empathizing with the jaded young man.

And I thought you were lauding the superiority of well tested and self correcting systems inevitably getting its goals achieved.

Now that's a nice thought when you're an artificial intelligence with bright hopes for the future.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 12:42 pm**

School email tossed an invitation to an honor society into the spam folder so either it's super fake or the universe wants me to fail.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 12:42 pm**

So… uh… I was taking a shower and saw a massive spider crawling over the shower head

I’m arachnophobic, and spiders are quite rare this far up North, so let’s say this scared the shit out of me

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:08 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
The Free Joy State wrote:The question of suing the rain, sky or Noah suing himself reminds me of the time I visited A&E, years ago now, after I'd tripped over the cat and badly sprained my wrist (I thought it might be broken).

The next day, I got a call from one of these "no-win-no-fee" firms (God knows how they got my number) saying that they understood I'd had an accident and they wanted to help me sue those responsible.

"Who would I sue?" I replied. "The cat or myself?"

Never heard from them again.

The cat has excellent legal representation.

Naturally. I've heard that Ruth Bader Ginsberg has gained one life from the cat for previous services. It's why, and bless her, she is able to stay on the Supreme Court.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:10 pm**

Life is crazy but things are good. I'm happy.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:11 pm**

The Holy Therns wrote:Life is crazy but things are good. I'm happy.

Hello happy, I'm DI.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:13 pm**

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:Life is crazy but things are good. I'm happy.

Hello happy, I'm DI.

Yo. We'll get along better than you'll admit.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:17 pm**

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:The cat has excellent legal representation.

Naturally. I've heard that Ruth Bader Ginsberg has gained one life from the cat for previous services. It's why, and bless her, she is able to stay on the Supreme Court.

Just one?

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:23 pm**

The Holy Therns wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Hello happy, I'm DI.

Yo. We'll get along better than you'll admit.

Imagine having so many friends you could be shy about admitting one of them!

I need a lie down.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:28 pm**

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
Yo. We'll get along better than you'll admit.

Imagine having so many friends you could be shy about admitting one of them!

I need a lie down.

Your snarkiness won't stop me from getting along with you. You can try. You will fail.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:34 pm**

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
Yo. We'll get along better than you'll admit.

Imagine having so many friends you could be shy about admitting one of them!

I need a lie down.

And I was thinking falafel

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:38 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Imagine having so many friends you could be shy about admitting one of them!

I need a lie down.

And I was thinking falafel

Didn't figure you for a Malmö person.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:43 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Imagine having so many friends you could be shy about admitting one of them!

I need a lie down.

And I was thinking falafel

I'd rather have a chocolate muffin please.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 3:45 pm**

The Holy Therns wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And I was thinking falafel

Didn't figure you for a Malmö person.

Aren't those more into scones?

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