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Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 7:45 am**

Kannap wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
That's an interesting function your heart has. Did you consult a doctor?

He said it was a normal side effect of Jesus living in that organ rent free.

Make him pay rent, then. Dude's a demigod, if he can't pay up then no one can.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 7:47 am**

The mountains keep calling me, but I hate international phone calls.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 7:47 am**

Kannap wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
That's an interesting function your heart has. Did you consult a doctor?

He said it was a normal side effect of Jesus living in that organ rent free.

If he stays longer than three days, be careful, necrosis might be taking place.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 8:57 am**

Pax Nerdvana wrote:The mountains keep calling me, but I can't go.

Donald Fagen & Walter Becker wrote:Well I hear the whistle but I can't go, I'm gonna
Take her down to Mexico, she said oh no
Guadalajara won't do

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 9:48 am**

Farnhamia wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:The mountains keep calling me, but I can't go.

Donald Fagen & Walter Becker wrote:Well I hear the whistle but I can't go, I'm gonna
Take her down to Mexico, she said oh no
Guadalajara won't do

I hope they don't know my email.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 9:49 am**

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:

I hope they don't know my email.

The mountains know everything but they slowly forget it all as they are worn down by wind and rain and snow.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 10:00 am**

Farnhamia wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I hope they don't know my email.

The mountains know everything but they slowly forget it all as they are worn down by wind and rain and snow.

The power of erosion.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 10:01 am**

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:The mountains know everything but they slowly forget it all as they are worn down by wind and rain and snow.

The power of erosion.

Indeed. Keep that in mind as you grow older, it will make more and more sense.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 10:17 am**

Farnhamia wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:The power of erosion.

Indeed. Keep that in mind as you grow older, it will make more and more sense.

I see.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 11:04 am**

Farnhamia wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:The power of erosion.

Indeed. Keep that in mind as you grow older, it will make more and more sense.

Probably why I need shoulder surgery

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 11:09 am**

Farnhamia wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:The power of erosion.

Indeed. Keep that in mind as you grow older, it will make more and more sense.

That sounds like a depressing riddle.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 12:55 pm**

Guess who has to retake multivariable calculus because he got a D

That's right, it's ya boi right here.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 12:56 pm**

Valrifell wrote:Guess who has to retake multivariable calculus because he got a D

That's right, it's ya boi right here.

Oof. Sorry to hear that. That sounds like a nightmare to take once, much less multiple times.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 12:58 pm**

Valrifell wrote:Guess who has to retake multivariable calculus because he got a D

That's right, it's ya boi right here.

That sucks.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 1:02 pm**

Valrifell wrote:Guess who has to retake multivariable calculus because he got a D

That's right, it's ya boi right here.

Build a time machine and kill Newton and Leibniz. Then there won't be a calculus to fail.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 1:06 pm**

Idzequitch wrote:
Valrifell wrote:Guess who has to retake multivariable calculus because he got a D

That's right, it's ya boi right here.

Oof. Sorry to hear that. That sounds like a nightmare to take once, much less multiple times.

Hard to say what was the material being difficult and me being a really bad student.

I didn't have the best of years.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 1:07 pm**

Heloin wrote:
Valrifell wrote:Guess who has to retake multivariable calculus because he got a D

That's right, it's ya boi right here.

Build a time machine and kill Newton and Leibniz. Then there won't be a calculus to fail.

Calculus was independently discovered twice, if I kill Newton and Leibniz there will just be more.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 1:11 pm**

Valrifell wrote:
Heloin wrote:Build a time machine and kill Newton and Leibniz. Then there won't be a calculus to fail.

Calculus was independently discovered twice, if I kill Newton and Leibniz there will just be more.

Every person killed pushes the invention of calculus closer to us, and once someone discoveries it a only a few years ago then it won't be one of the courses you have to take

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 1:46 pm**

Heloin wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
Calculus was independently discovered twice, if I kill Newton and Leibniz there will just be more.

Every person killed pushes the invention of calculus closer to us, and once someone discoveries it a only a few years ago then it won't be one of the courses you have to take

Or I could memorize the fundamental theorems of Calculus, go back in time, kill everyone who invented calculus, and then invent calculus. Yesss, this is a good plan.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 3:16 pm**

Valrifell wrote:Guess who has to retake multivariable calculus because he got a D

That's right, it's ya boi right here.

Yay!

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 3:26 pm**

Valrifell wrote:
Heloin wrote:Every person killed pushes the invention of calculus closer to us, and once someone discoveries it a only a few years ago then it won't be one of the courses you have to take

Or I could memorize the fundamental theorems of Calculus, go back in time, kill everyone who invented calculus, and then invent calculus. Yesss, this is a good plan.

A dangerous game you'd be playing there. You'd get students from the future coming back in time trying to kill you to get out of calculus on a regular basis.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 3:40 pm**

Wow its costing me $450 to have Geek Squad replace my laptop screen.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 4:06 pm**

Valrifell wrote:
Heloin wrote:Build a time machine and kill Newton and Leibniz. Then there won't be a calculus to fail.

Calculus was independently discovered twice, if I kill Newton and Leibniz there will just be more.

More people killed yeah alright let's do that then.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 4:12 pm**

Kannap wrote:Wow its costing me $450 to have Geek Squad replace my laptop screen.

I'm not up on what these things cost but I would expect replacing the screen to be a bit pricey. That sucks.

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2019 4:22 pm**

Kannap wrote:Wow its costing me $450 to have Geek Squad replace my laptop screen.

$550 for my new motherboard.

It's been ~2 weeks and I still don't know if it's done.

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