TET: What the TET?

[Hurdergaryp]

Just, please, tell us what happened to the real judge. We just want closure.

He's gone. They're all gone. We're back. The obvious psychopaths inexplicably put in charge of tribunals in revolutions across the land, the pure of heart who know that proper closure only comes through cleansing the population of counter-revolutionary scum! We will have order and we will have blood!

That would explain the armored columns in the streets.

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

"DI, there is no executioner. This is a civil case for a workplace compensation dispute, and the death penalty was abolished 54 years ago, and the person you're calling to be hung is a member of the jury, not the defendant."

KILL! KILL! KILL!

"It is at this point, observing the National Bolshevik in the corner relegated to a blood lust induced state of incoherence wherein the only words she can utter comprise the catchphrase for the enemy of the week from an unwatchable Doctor Who Christmas special, we are reminded not only of why we banned her from jury duty, but why we discontinued the death penalty so many years ago. Barring of course crimes such as high treason. God save the Queen."

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

Just, please, tell us what happened to the real judge. We just want closure.

He's gone. They're all gone. We're back. The obvious psychopaths inexplicably put in charge of tribunals in revolutions across the land, the pure of heart who know that proper closure only comes through cleansing the population of counter-revolutionary scum! We will have order and we will have blood!

"Not if Chiang Kai Shek has anything to say about it, and I do. To the fields with ye, peasant scum."

[Hurdergaryp]

He's gone. They're all gone. We're back. The obvious psychopaths inexplicably put in charge of tribunals in revolutions across the land, the pure of heart who know that proper closure only comes through cleansing the population of counter-revolutionary scum! We will have order and we will have blood!

"Not if Chiang Kai Shek has anything to say about it, and I do. To the fields with ye, peasant scum."

"Dost thou truly believe thou art capable of stemming the blood-red tide of HARDCORE STALINISM?"

[Pax Nerdvana]

KILL! KILL! KILL!

"It is at this point, observing the National Bolshevik in the corner relegated to a blood lust induced state of incoherence wherein the only words she can utter comprise the catchphrase for the enemy of the week from an unwatchable Doctor Who Christmas special, we are reminded not only of why we banned her from jury duty, but why we discontinued the death penalty so many years ago. Barring of course crimes such as high treason. God save the Queen."

What about heresy?

[Hurdergaryp]

"It is at this point, observing the National Bolshevik in the corner relegated to a blood lust induced state of incoherence wherein the only words she can utter comprise the catchphrase for the enemy of the week from an unwatchable Doctor Who Christmas special, we are reminded not only of why we banned her from jury duty, but why we discontinued the death penalty so many years ago. Barring of course crimes such as high treason. God save the Queen."

What about heresy?

Nothing wrong with it, organized religion could use a bit more opposition.

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

"Not if Chiang Kai Shek has anything to say about it, and I do. To the fields with ye, peasant scum."

"Dost thou truly believe thou art capable of stemming the blood-red tide of HARDCORE STALINISM?"

"Aye. I use the blood of Stalinists to bathe."

[Pax Nerdvana]

What about heresy?

Nothing wrong with it, organized religion could use a bit more opposition.

So I can't start an inqusition or crusade?

[Andsed]

"Not if Chiang Kai Shek has anything to say about it, and I do. To the fields with ye, peasant scum."

"Dost thou truly believe thou art capable of stemming the blood-red tide of HARDCORE STALINISM?"

Yes for I am an american you filthy commie!

[Hurdergaryp]

"Dost thou truly believe thou art capable of stemming the blood-red tide of HARDCORE STALINISM?"

Yes for I am an american you filthy commie!

Would that be the same Reagan whose administration actively supported islamist terrorists, rebranding them as "freedom fighters" in the process?

[Valentine Z]

Oh no, oh Gott, oh JEEZ... I went for a hike yesterday at Botanic Gardens and now I realised why my legs were so itchy.

Insect bites! Granted, it's been more than 24 hours, so if I get bitten by something nefarious, I would have kicked the bucket yesterday. And knowing Singapore, most of the insects you see around are more or less harmless apart from irritations.

I counted... 4 spots on my left leg... 8 ITCHY RED SPOTS on my right leg. Why do the insects love my right leg like I love KFC's chicken?

[Hurdergaryp]

Oh no, oh Gott, oh JEEZ... I went for a hike yesterday at Botanic Gardens and now I realised why my legs were so itchy.

Insect bites! Granted, it's been more than 24 hours, so if I get bitten by something nefarious, I would have kicked the bucket yesterday. And knowing Singapore, most of the insects you see around are more or less harmless apart from irritations.

I counted... 4 spots on my left leg... 8 ITCHY RED SPOTS on my right leg. Why do the insects love my right leg like I love KFC's chicken?

You are what you eat, much to the delight of the insect empire.

[Andsed]

Nothing wrong with it, organized religion could use a bit more opposition.

So I can't start an inqusition or crusade?

Depends on how many times you yell Deus Vult and if the Inquisition is Spanish and unexpected.

Yes for I am an american you filthy commie!

Would that be the same Reagan whose administration actively supported islamist terrorists, rebranding them as "freedom fighters" in the process?

TBH I did not really consider the politics behind it. I just copied and paste it for the who merican stereotype I was trying to emulate and joke around with.

[Hurdergaryp]

Would that be the same Reagan whose administration actively supported islamist terrorists, rebranding them as "freedom fighters" in the process?

TBH I did not really consider the politics behind it. I just copied and paste it for the who merican stereotype I was trying to emulate and joke around with.

Now with more raptors, too!

[Valentine Z]

Oh no, oh Gott, oh JEEZ... I went for a hike yesterday at Botanic Gardens and now I realised why my legs were so itchy.

Insect bites! Granted, it's been more than 24 hours, so if I get bitten by something nefarious, I would have kicked the bucket yesterday. And knowing Singapore, most of the insects you see around are more or less harmless apart from irritations.

I counted... 4 spots on my left leg... 8 ITCHY RED SPOTS on my right leg. Why do the insects love my right leg like I love KFC's chicken?

You are what you eat, much to the delight of the insect empire.

True... guess I gotta cut down on the sweets.

TBH I did not really consider the politics behind it. I just copied and paste it for the who merican stereotype I was trying to emulate and joke around with.

Now with more raptors, too!

I read that as "rapists". Valentine, what the fuck, man...

I swear, I don't have dyslexia; just tired minds?

[The Blaatschapen]

Oh no, oh Gott, oh JEEZ... I went for a hike yesterday at Botanic Gardens and now I realised why my legs were so itchy.

Insect bites! Granted, it's been more than 24 hours, so if I get bitten by something nefarious, I would have kicked the bucket yesterday. And knowing Singapore, most of the insects you see around are more or less harmless apart from irritations.

I counted... 4 spots on my left leg... 8 ITCHY RED SPOTS on my right leg. Why do the insects love my right leg like I love KFC's chicken?

You are what you eat, much to the delight of the insect empire.

I do not eat sheep

[Ethel mermania]

"DI, there is no executioner. This is a civil case for a workplace compensation dispute, and the death penalty was abolished 54 years ago, and the person you're calling to be hung is a member of the jury, not the defendant."

She just wants a hung jury.

So does mrs mermania.


<==== runs away.

[The Blaatschapen]

She just wants a hung jury.

So does mrs mermania.


<==== runs away.

And here I was keeping the joke clean for once

[Pax Nerdvana]

Oh no, oh Gott, oh JEEZ... I went for a hike yesterday at Botanic Gardens and now I realised why my legs were so itchy.

Insect bites! Granted, it's been more than 24 hours, so if I get bitten by something nefarious, I would have kicked the bucket yesterday. And knowing Singapore, most of the insects you see around are more or less harmless apart from irritations.

I counted... 4 spots on my left leg... 8 ITCHY RED SPOTS on my right leg. Why do the insects love my right leg like I love KFC's chicken?

Is it time to get the powered armor?

So I can't start an inqusition or crusade?

Depends on how many times you yell Deus Vult and if the Inquisition is Spanish and unexpected.

Would that be the same Reagan whose administration actively supported islamist terrorists, rebranding them as "freedom fighters" in the process?

TBH I did not really consider the politics behind it. I just copied and paste it for the who merican stereotype I was trying to emulate and joke around with.

I'm not Spanish, but I could yell Dues Vult.

[Heloin]

Depends on how many times you yell Deus Vult and if the Inquisition is Spanish and unexpected.


TBH I did not really consider the politics behind it. I just copied and paste it for the who merican stereotype I was trying to emulate and joke around with.

I'm not Spanish, but I could yell Dues Vult.

Well the phrase is Latin so you should be fine.

[Pax Nerdvana]

I'm not Spanish, but I could yell Dues Vult.

Well the phrase is Latin so you should be fine.

Ok. Where can I get a pike?

[Ardrentt]

Oh no, oh Gott, oh JEEZ... I went for a hike yesterday at Botanic Gardens and now I realised why my legs were so itchy.

Insect bites! Granted, it's been more than 24 hours, so if I get bitten by something nefarious, I would have kicked the bucket yesterday. And knowing Singapore, most of the insects you see around are more or less harmless apart from irritations.

I counted... 4 spots on my left leg... 8 ITCHY RED SPOTS on my right leg. Why do the insects love my right leg like I love KFC's chicken?

Is it time to get the powered armor?

Depends on how many times you yell Deus Vult and if the Inquisition is Spanish and unexpected.


TBH I did not really consider the politics behind it. I just copied and paste it for the who merican stereotype I was trying to emulate and joke around with.

I'm not Spanish, but I could yell Dues Vult.

Is that where all the library fines get kept away?

[Heloin]

Well the phrase is Latin so you should be fine.

Ok. Where can I get a pike?

They'll be on your left on your way out the door. After that join the queue waiting to be blessed by the Bishop.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Is it time to get the powered armor?
I'm not Spanish, but I could yell Dues Vult.

Is that where all the library fines get kept away?

Possibly.

[Hurdergaryp]

Ok. Where can I get a pike?

They'll be on your left on your way out the door. After that join the queue waiting to be blessed by the Bishop.

This is a Mother Church-free zone, thank you very much. No papist belligerence shall be tolerated in this realm.