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Ethel mermania
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:17 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Direct the kids to do the chores. the sole point to having them is to have someone to take out the garbage and clean the cat litter.

Such a loving home, a prime example of the nuclear family.

That nuclear, it's a hell of a bomb
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--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Kannap
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kannap » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:20 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Direct the kids to do the chores. the sole point to having them is to have someone to take out the garbage and clean the cat litter.

Such a loving home, a prime example of the nuclear family.


Nuclear explosion of a great magnitude when kid #2 refuses to clean the litter box.
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Hurdergaryp
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:29 pm

Heloin wrote:
Kannap wrote:Probably wouldn't want to drunkenly drive hundreds of miles to get home.

Just point me southward after I'm down cleaning and top off my drink. I can walk home, it's only about 700 kilometres.

Surely Kannap is gentleman enough to provide you with a place to sleep, if only because we are watching and judging.


“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.”
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Heloin
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Ex-Nation

Postby Heloin » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:40 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Heloin wrote:Just point me southward after I'm down cleaning and top off my drink. I can walk home, it's only about 700 kilometres.

Surely Kannap is gentleman enough to provide you with a place to sleep, if only because we are watching and judging.

So long as there is something to drink and blankets then I'll do Kannap's dishes every day.
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Hurdergaryp
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:52 pm

Heloin wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Surely Kannap is gentleman enough to provide you with a place to sleep, if only because we are watching and judging.

So long as there is something to drink and blankets then I'll do Kannap's dishes every day.

Those things could be provided by me as well, come to think of it. Granted, it will take a bit longer for you to get here.


“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.”
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Ethel mermania
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:42 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Heloin wrote:So long as there is something to drink and blankets then I'll do Kannap's dishes every day.

Those things could be provided by me as well, come to think of it. Granted, it will take a bit longer for you to get here.

A maid?
A maid.
A Maid!

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a working girl
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful
Sweeping out
Sleeping in
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Hurdergaryp
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Founded: Jul 10, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hurdergaryp » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:51 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Those things could be provided by me as well, come to think of it. Granted, it will take a bit longer for you to get here.

A maid?
A maid.
A Maid!

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a working girl
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful
Sweeping out
Sleeping in

You have a musical ditty for every occasion, don't you?


“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.”
Mao Zedong
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Heloin
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Postby Heloin » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:56 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Those things could be provided by me as well, come to think of it. Granted, it will take a bit longer for you to get here.

A maid?
A maid.
A Maid!

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a working girl
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful
Sweeping out
Sleeping in

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Ethel mermania
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Founded: Aug 20, 2010
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:00 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A maid?
A maid.
A Maid!

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a working girl
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful
Sweeping out
Sleeping in

You have a musical ditty for every occasion, don't you?

You can only work with the material presented.
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Hurdergaryp
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Founded: Jul 10, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hurdergaryp » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:20 pm

Heloin wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A maid?
A maid.
A Maid!

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a working girl
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful
Sweeping out
Sleeping in

Image

Some collateral damage to be expected in case of reptiloid domestic personnel.


“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.”
Mao Zedong
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Founded: Feb 10, 2008
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:23 pm

Wicked little pleasure #472: buy a bottle of Squirt (grapefruit soda), watch husband take a sip mistaking it for Mountain Dew, and seeing him cringe at the taste. Teehee! :blush:
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Kvatchdom
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Kvatchdom » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:23 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Wicked little pleasure #472: buy a bottle of Squirt (grapefruit soda), watch husband take a sip mistaking it for Mountain Dew, and seeing him cringe at the taste. Teehee! :blush:

Better than accidentally drinking cigarette bum fanta.
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Kannap
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Founded: May 07, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kannap » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:24 pm

10 more pages, I'm dripping with anticipation.
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:24 pm

Kvatchdom wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Wicked little pleasure #472: buy a bottle of Squirt (grapefruit soda), watch husband take a sip mistaking it for Mountain Dew, and seeing him cringe at the taste. Teehee! :blush:

Better than accidentally drinking cigarette bum fanta.


What and the what? There’s a story here and I must hear it. O.o
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Kannap
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Postby Kannap » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:34 pm

Thinking after my associate's degree, I'll pursue a bachelor's in environmental studies but I'm unsure if I'd even be able to afford it or have time for it.
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy
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Ethel mermania
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:38 pm

Kannap wrote:Thinking after my associate's degree, I'll pursue a bachelor's in environmental studies but I'm unsure if I'd even be able to afford it or have time for it.


Accounting, it's a noble profession, it has count in its name.
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby Farnhamia » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:45 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Those things could be provided by me as well, come to think of it. Granted, it will take a bit longer for you to get here.

A maid?
A maid.
A Maid!

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a working girl
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful
Sweeping out
Sleeping in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8
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Hurdergaryp
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:47 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Kvatchdom wrote:Better than accidentally drinking cigarette bum fanta.

What and the what? There’s a story here and I must hear it. O.o

It probably goes something like this:

>be at a party
>not entirely sober anymore
>sudden thirst
>IT MUST BE QUENCHED!
>discover a can of Fanta amidst the rubble
>can almost taste the oranges
>already opened, still full
>take a vigorous gulp
>mygodwhyhastthouforsakenme.gif
>goddamn can was full of cig butts


“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.”
Mao Zedong
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:49 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:What and the what? There’s a story here and I must hear it. O.o

It probably goes something like this:

>be at a party
>not entirely sober anymore
>sudden thirst
>IT MUST BE QUENCHED!
>discover a can of Fanta amidst the rubble
>can almost taste the oranges
>already opened, still full
>take a vigorous gulp
>mygodwhyhastthouforsakenme.gif
>goddamn can was full of cig butts


Even drunk I avoid Fanta. Even drunk!
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Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
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Ethel mermania
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:50 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A maid?
A maid.
A Maid!

Everybody ought to have a maid
Everybody ought to have a working girl
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful
Sweeping out
Sleeping in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8


The old Roman's knew.
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Kannap
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Founded: May 07, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kannap » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:51 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Kannap wrote:Thinking after my associate's degree, I'll pursue a bachelor's in environmental studies but I'm unsure if I'd even be able to afford it or have time for it.


Accounting, it's a noble profession, it has count in its name.


Finishing my associate's in accounting in December 2020, if I've scheduled my classes right.
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Heloin
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Ex-Nation

Postby Heloin » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:54 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Kannap wrote:Thinking after my associate's degree, I'll pursue a bachelor's in environmental studies but I'm unsure if I'd even be able to afford it or have time for it.


Accounting, it's a noble profession, it has count in its name.

But Vampires are scary!
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Hurdergaryp
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Founded: Jul 10, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hurdergaryp » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:56 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:It probably goes something like this:

>be at a party
>not entirely sober anymore
>sudden thirst
>IT MUST BE QUENCHED!
>discover a can of Fanta amidst the rubble
>can almost taste the oranges
>already opened, still full
>take a vigorous gulp
>mygodwhyhastthouforsakenme.gif
>goddamn can was full of cig butts

Even drunk I avoid Fanta. Even drunk!

Can't remember when I last had any, must have been quite a while ago.


“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.”
Mao Zedong
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Founded: Feb 10, 2008
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:57 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Even drunk I avoid Fanta. Even drunk!

Can't remember when I last had any, must have been quite a while ago.


Too sugary. I think I may have been still a child when I last had Fanta.
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Postby Heloin » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:57 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Heloin wrote:Image

Some collateral damage to be expected in case of reptiloid domestic personnel.

You may call it a mistake. I call it a bonus.
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