TET: What the TET?

[Jolthig]

I'll probably do one of my log-off-for-while things again as I've been overdoing social media again. So peace out, guys!

[Heloin]

If a mother figure is someone who keeps her children in line with the use of armed guards, sure.

Yes.

If someone every try's to nominate me for moderation I'll be instantly kicked from the site when I try to suggest making Farnhamian Guards my Mod account.

I'll probably do one of my log-off-for-while things again as I've been overdoing social media again. So peace out, guys!

Ta-ta, see you around then!

[Farnhamia]

Yes.

If someone every try's to nominate me for moderation I'll be instantly kicked from the site when I try to suggest making Farnhamian Guards my Mod account.

You could do what William F. Buckley said he would do if he found himself elected Mayor of New York City, "Call for an immediate recount."

[Heloin]

If someone every try's to nominate me for moderation I'll be instantly kicked from the site when I try to suggest making Farnhamian Guards my Mod account.

You could do what William F. Buckley said he would do if he found himself elected Mayor of New York City, "Call for an immediate recount."

Very rarely do I break down laughing when I read something online

[Ethel mermania]

I need to ask your missus to lend you to us for a bit. The hubby even burns milk, I tell you. Good with numbers, sucks with the spatula.

Milk is easy to burn and he probably can't smell it with that helmet on.

He did it to convince nana to do all the cooking. It's part of the evil plan.

[Farnhamia]

Milk is easy to burn and he probably can't smell it with that helmet on.

He did it to convince nana to do all the cooking. It's part of the evil plan.

Of this I have no doubt at all.

[Australian rePublic]

I saw a sign in the toilet of a rural train station telling people not to deliberately smear poo all over the toilet walls.
I know that this shit (no pun intended) happens in the city (I live in a big city), but to see such a sign in a tiny rural country town is slowly is an other nail nail in the coffin of my faith in humanity

[The Free Joy State]

Can anyone agree with me that Farnhamia is like a mother figure to all of us?

If a mother figure is someone who keeps her children in line with the use of armed guards, sure.

You mean, it's not normal for a battalion of armed guards to be stationed in the house?

When I next see my mother, I need to ask her some questions...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I need to ask your missus to lend you to us for a bit. The hubby even burns milk, I tell you. Good with numbers, sucks with the spatula.

Milk is easy to burn and he probably can't smell it with that helmet on.

I told him not to cook with that thing on. But, does he listen? No. The helmet either makes him hard of hearing or selective of it.

[Farnhamia]

I saw a sign in the toilet of a rural train station telling people not to deliberately smear poo all over the toilet walls.
I know that this shit (no pun intended) happens in the city (I live in a big city), but to see such a sign in a tiny rural country town is slowly is an other nail nail in the coffin of my faith in humanity

That does seem excessive but you have to think that they thought there was a need for it. After all, we live in a time when people need to be warned that hot coffee is hot and that you shouldn't ingest laundry detergent, so ... yeah.

[The Free Joy State]

I saw a sign in the toilet of a rural train station telling people not to deliberately smear poo all over the toilet walls.
I know that this shit (no pun intended) happens in the city (I live in a big city), but to see such a sign in a tiny rural country town is slowly is an other nail nail in the coffin of my faith in humanity

That does seem excessive but you have to think that they thought there was a need for it. After all, we live in a time when people need to be warned that hot coffee is hot and that you shouldn't ingest laundry detergent, so ... yeah.

And, packages of celery contain... celery.

While there are few people more in favour of labelling allergens than I am, there are some things that you'd think would be self-explanatory. But, I assume -- at some point -- someone either asked the question, or didn't and tragedy occurred, and that's why the warnings exist.

[Farnhamia]

That does seem excessive but you have to think that they thought there was a need for it. After all, we live in a time when people need to be warned that hot coffee is hot and that you shouldn't ingest laundry detergent, so ... yeah.

And, packages of celery contain... celery.

While there are few people more in favour of labelling allergens than I am, there are some things that you'd think would be self-explanatory. But, I assume -- at some point -- someone either asked the question, or didn't and tragedy occurred, and that's why the warnings exist.

Oh, I know, I wasn't suggesting there shouldn't be warnings when a legitimate danger exists. The "Please refrain from smearing shite on the walls" sign, though ...

[The Free Joy State]

And, packages of celery contain... celery.

While there are few people more in favour of labelling allergens than I am, there are some things that you'd think would be self-explanatory. But, I assume -- at some point -- someone either asked the question, or didn't and tragedy occurred, and that's why the warnings exist.

Oh, I know, I wasn't suggesting there shouldn't be warnings when a legitimate danger exists. The "Please refrain from smearing shite on the walls" sign, though ...

I guess the site's had problems, to need precautionary measures.

But, best not dwell on that too much...

[Bluelight-R006]

I saw a sign in the toilet of a rural train station telling people not to deliberately smear poo all over the toilet walls.
I know that this shit (no pun intended) happens in the city (I live in a big city), but to see such a sign in a tiny rural country town is slowly is an other nail nail in the coffin of my faith in humanity

I didn’t know people would go the extra mile just to smear poo on the toilet walls. Sounds horrifying.

[Galloism]

Hey, I am a pretty good cook.

I need to ask your missus to lend you to us for a bit. The hubby even burns milk, I tell you. Good with numbers, sucks with the spatula.

I resent that. I’m just fine with a spatula.

I once killed a spider with your spatula.

[Abserdia]

I saw a sign in the toilet of a rural train station telling people not to deliberately smear poo all over the toilet walls.
I know that this shit (no pun intended) happens in the city (I live in a big city), but to see such a sign in a tiny rural country town is slowly is an other nail nail in the coffin of my faith in humanity

I didn’t know people would go the extra mile just to smear poo on the toilet walls. Sounds horrifying.

I mean, where else are you gonna put it?

[Bluelight-R006]

I didn’t know people would go the extra mile just to smear poo on the toilet walls. Sounds horrifying.

I mean, where else are you gonna put it?

The toilet? Tissue paper? They don’t exist there‽

[Heloin]

Oh, I know, I wasn't suggesting there shouldn't be warnings when a legitimate danger exists. The "Please refrain from smearing shite on the walls" sign, though ...

I guess the site's had problems, to need precautionary measures.

But, best not dwell on that too much...

I had no intention of ever smearing shite onto a wall, but now that I sign is telling me I can't smear it on the wall...

[Bluelight-R006]

I guess the site's had problems, to need precautionary measures.

But, best not dwell on that too much...

I had no intention of ever smearing shite onto a wall, but now that I sign is telling me I can't smear it on the wall...

Don’t you dare do it.

[The Free Joy State]

I guess the site's had problems, to need precautionary measures.

But, best not dwell on that too much...

I had no intention of ever smearing shite onto a wall, but now that I sign is telling me I can't smear it on the wall...

I'm sure there are alternative outlets for your rebellious instincts.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I need to ask your missus to lend you to us for a bit. The hubby even burns milk, I tell you. Good with numbers, sucks with the spatula.

I resent that. I’m just fine with a spatula.

I once killed a spider with your spatula.

Dear, that’s not what a spatula is for. Bless your heart.

Hard of hearing, sucky sense of smell, burns milk and doesn’t know what a spatula is for. Tsk. Back to preschool for you it is! Damn Jedi can’t school padawans properly. Pft.

[Heloin]

I had no intention of ever smearing shite onto a wall, but now that I sign is telling me I can't smear it on the wall...

Don’t you dare do it.

You can't tell me what to do! Attica! Attica!

[Farnhamia]

Don’t you dare do it.

You can't tell me what to do! Attica! Attica!

You were one of those kids, were you?

[The Free Joy State]

Don’t you dare do it.

You can't tell me what to do! Attica! Attica!

May I distract you before the riot begins with some calming kittens:

[Bluelight-R006]

Don’t you dare do it.

You can't tell me what to do! Attica! Attica!

Guards, arrest him.