TET: What the TET?

[Valrifell]

I haven't checked my personal Email in about a fortnight and not taken a look at any other website social media thing in about the same amount of time. I'm now afraid to look at it and find out people desperately needed me for something 5 days ago.

If they needed you five days ago, then there's no reason to worry. You can't change the past after all.

You should feel guilty tho.

[Asherahan]

I haven't checked my personal Email in about a fortnight and not taken a look at any other website social media thing in about the same amount of time. I'm now afraid to look at it and find out people desperately needed me for something 5 days ago.

If they needed you five days ago, then there's no reason to worry. You can't change the past after all.

You should feel guilty tho.

You should feel guilty and give me money to alleviate said guilt.

[Heloin]

I haven't checked my personal Email in about a fortnight and not taken a look at any other website social media thing in about the same amount of time. I'm now afraid to look at it and find out people desperately needed me for something 5 days ago.

If they needed you five days ago, then there's no reason to worry. You can't change the past after all.

You should feel guilty tho.

Thanks, that really makes me want to actually check my emails or whatever else my family and friends try's to make use to talk with them.

Maybe I'll just delete it all and run off to the mountains, if anything I think that'd make Kannap happy.

[The Free Joy State]

I haven't checked my personal Email in about a fortnight and not taken a look at any other website social media thing in about the same amount of time. I'm now afraid to look at it and find out people desperately needed me for something 5 days ago.

The worst that is likely to happen is that you have to start a reply to an email with "forgive my late reply, I've been busy".

With genuine emergencies, people often call or text saying "check your emails, dammit" you if they don't get a reply within a short length of time. Otherwise, it's probably not desperate.

I wouldn't worry.

Going incommunicado can be a good way to recharge.

[Heloin]

I haven't checked my personal Email in about a fortnight and not taken a look at any other website social media thing in about the same amount of time. I'm now afraid to look at it and find out people desperately needed me for something 5 days ago.

The worst that is likely to happen is that you have to start a reply to an email with "forgive my late reply, I've been busy".

With genuine emergencies, people often call or text saying "check your emails, dammit" you if they don't get a reply within a short length of time. Otherwise, it's probably not desperate.

I wouldn't worry.

Going incommunicado can be a good way to recharge.

*opens gmail*
*130 unread emails*
"Well no one really needs to talk to me."
*closes gmail*

[The Free Joy State]

The worst that is likely to happen is that you have to start a reply to an email with "forgive my late reply, I've been busy".

With genuine emergencies, people often call or text saying "check your emails, dammit" you if they don't get a reply within a short length of time. Otherwise, it's probably not desperate.

I wouldn't worry.

Going incommunicado can be a good way to recharge.

*opens gmail*
*130 unread emails*
"Well no one really needs to talk to me."
*closes gmail*

Ah, I never promised you wouldn't have emails.

Just that they probably wouldn't be emergencies.

Enjoy writing 130 "forgive my late reply" messages (though mass deletion can work, too )

[The Blaatschapen]

If they needed you five days ago, then there's no reason to worry. You can't change the past after all.

You should feel guilty tho.

You should feel guilty and give me money to alleviate said guilt.

Is she catholic?

[Heloin]

You should feel guilty and give me money to alleviate said guilt.

Is she catholic?

I belong to the holy church of a King wanted to divorce his wife.

[Ethel mermania]

Is she catholic?

I belong to the holy church of a King wanted to divorce his wife.

Not enough institutional guilt. Please change sects.

[The Blaatschapen]

Is she catholic?

I belong to the holy church of a King wanted to divorce his wife.

And just when I started to like you

[Infected Mushroom]

Is she catholic?

I belong to the holy church of a King wanted to divorce his wife.

I thought you were a member of the Church of the Sable Antelope/Church of Heloin?

[Heloin]

I belong to the holy church of a King wanted to divorce his wife.

And just when I started to like you

But our Vicar is Cajun! He cooks jambalaya for church events

I was raised Catholic. Whether or not that increases or decreases points for or against me I'm not sure.

[The Blaatschapen]

And just when I started to like you

But our Vicar is Cajun! He cooks jambalaya for church events

I'm a herbivore. I can't eat that

[Heloin]

But our Vicar is Cajun! He cooks jambalaya for church events

I'm a herbivore. I can't eat that

Veggie jambalaya

Jambalaya, crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
For tonight, I'm-a gonna see my ma cher a mi-o
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou

[Pax Nerdvana]

I've got a job offer! My interview went well.

Congratulations, Pax!

Thanks!

I've got a job offer! My interview went well.

Good stuff. Are you taking it?

Of course.

[The Blaatschapen]

I'm a herbivore. I can't eat that

Veggie jambalaya

Jambalaya, crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
For tonight, I'm-a gonna see my ma cher a mi-o
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou

Crawfish is also not an option

[Infected Mushroom]

A part of me thinks it would be much much easier to hit top 5 world-wide for Pizza Delivery with the old issues system.

How many issues do we have now? Over 500?

Its getting really hard statistically to game the stats in obvious ways. I've been dismissing issues for entire days because my guess is that the options wouldn't reliably advance the Pizza Delivery stat.

Somehow doubling all the drugs into all of the waters throughout the nation increased Pizza Delivery by 1.5 percent.

But at this rate I'm not going to be able to break into the top 10 for another month and the nations still ahead don't spike up.

[Heloin]

A part of me thinks it would be much much easier to hit top 5 world-wide for Pizza Delivery with the old issues system.

How many issues do we have now? Over 500?

Its getting really hard statistically to game the stats in obvious ways. I've been dismissing issues for entire days because my guess is that the options wouldn't reliably advance the Pizza Delivery stat.

Somehow doubling all the drugs into all of the waters throughout the nation increased Pizza Delivery by 1.5 percent.

But at this rate I'm not going to be able to break into the top 10 for another month and the nations still ahead don't spike up.

That makes a lot more sense then you realise.

[The Free Joy State]

How many issues do we have now? Over 500?

We have 1225 issues currently. It's not unreasonable to suppose more will be added.

[Farnhamia]

A part of me thinks it would be much much easier to hit top 5 world-wide for Pizza Delivery with the old issues system.

How many issues do we have now? Over 500?

Its getting really hard statistically to game the stats in obvious ways. I've been dismissing issues for entire days because my guess is that the options wouldn't reliably advance the Pizza Delivery stat.

Somehow doubling all the drugs into all of the waters throughout the nation increased Pizza Delivery by 1.5 percent.

But at this rate I'm not going to be able to break into the top 10 for another month and the nations still ahead don't spike up.

That makes a lot more sense then you realise.

I would imagine that the lifting of all restrictions on pornography would increase pizza delivery even more.

[Ethel mermania]

That makes a lot more sense then you realise.

I would imagine that the lifting of all restrictions on pornography would increase pizza delivery even more.

Wouldnt that just take time away from pizza eating?

[Farnhamia]

I would imagine that the lifting of all restrictions on pornography would increase pizza delivery even more.

Wouldnt that just take time away from pizza eating?

Some people have no sense.

You undoubtedly heard about the guy the Mets called up from the minors who took an Uber ride from Philly to Shea (I know it's not called that anymore but fuck corporate sponsorship), got lost in the stadium trying to find the clubhouse, and then hit a three-run homer?

[Ethel mermania]

Wouldnt that just take time away from pizza eating?

Some people have no sense.

You undoubtedly heard about the guy the Mets called up from the minors who took an Uber ride from Philly to Shea (I know it's not called that anymore but fuck corporate sponsorship), got lost in the stadium trying to find the clubhouse, and then hit a three-run homer?

Shitifield is the name you are looking for.

[Ethel mermania]

Ooohhh. The union rat was at the trump building today.

[Hurdergaryp]

Ooohhh. The union rat was at the trump building today.

But Trump is the greatest job provider, the best there is!