TET: What the TET?

[Ethel mermania]

I will take that liver, I need it.

Stop eating liver, you cat!

Eating??? I am hooking up that bad boy to my circulatory system. Never can have to many livers.

[Esternial]

You are assuming that these consequences are unintended ;)

To me they are D:

[Inmate Trump]

I have a solution for the Israel - Palestine crisis, just give every single person of the roughly 10 million people who live in the area their own little cottage sized country

Let them eat cake Cottage Cheese. The cake is a lie.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Someone went to New Zealand, hated the weather and tried to sell the country on eBay. Someone actually bid $3,000. eBay found out and ended the auction. The PM at the time was, understandable ticked off.

It's not worth the offer, he should have taken the money.

That’s what I thought. Take the money.

[Gallade]

They usually dont, I was working with a Scottish friend and he asked to borrow "my wee bit of a slotted one", I was about to punch him out till I realized he was asking to borrow my screwdriver.

I think I’d still be scratching my head trying to decipher what exactly he was asking for if I were you. Fudgin’ Scots English.

I'm rather thankful that my first practical introduction to English was the hiberno-english dialect, the intricacies of perfidious Albion proper lingo still sometimes perplexes me but learning to understand a Kerryman helps heaps with those up north, the Scots and the lads from the valleys.

[Luna Amore]

You still owe me for that sweet 'Forumer mod' subtitle.

Fine.

But now half of what I owe you should be paid by Esternial.

Ooh goody.

I have the perfect puppet for such an occasion.

[Gallade]

You are assuming that these consequences are unintended ;)

To me they are D:

I'm furious. Livid. Spitting with rage.

Where the hell is my bribe, like.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I think I’d still be scratching my head trying to decipher what exactly he was asking for if I were you. Fudgin’ Scots English.

I'm rather thankful that my first practical introduction to English was the hiberno-english dialect, the intricacies of perfidious Albion proper lingo still sometimes perplexes me but learning to understand a Kerryman helps heaps with those up north, the Scots and the lads from the valleys.

As someone who’s raging currently at learning Irish fadas (and I thought Spanish and French were the only anal languages there are with accents), I must say you’re ahead of me by strides. I can’t even follow a Dubliner unless I’m listening very very closely to what they say.

[Gallade]

I'm rather thankful that my first practical introduction to English was the hiberno-english dialect, the intricacies of perfidious Albion proper lingo still sometimes perplexes me but learning to understand a Kerryman helps heaps with those up north, the Scots and the lads from the valleys.

As someone who’s raging currently at learning Irish fadas (and I thought Spanish and French were the only anal languages there are with accents), I must say you’re ahead of me by strides. I can’t even follow a Dubliner unless I’m listening very very closely to what they say.

Enroll in a rural primary school for a year. Being surrounded by Muireanns, Aoifes, Maebhs, Ruaridhs, Tagdths, and Donnacadhs that you're required to be able to say the name of if you want friends really does a number on the tongue.

[Luna Amore]

To me they are D:

I'm furious. Livid. Spitting with rage.

Where the hell is my bribe, like.

I gave you beautiful music and you want more.

Some people!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

As someone who’s raging currently at learning Irish fadas (and I thought Spanish and French were the only anal languages there are with accents), I must say you’re ahead of me by strides. I can’t even follow a Dubliner unless I’m listening very very closely to what they say.

Enroll in a rural primary school for a year. Being surrounded by Muireanns, Aoifes, Maebhs, Ruaridhs, Tagdths, and Donnacadhs that you're required to be able to say the name of if you want friends really does a number on the tongue.

I bet. Like, Tormid is Norman. Norman! How are you supposed to say that or infer it’s Norman? How? ;__;

[Ameriganastan]

That's 5 job applications today. One of the motherfuckers better pay off. I want money.

[Gallade]

I'm furious. Livid. Spitting with rage.

Where the hell is my bribe, like.

I gave you beautiful music and you want more.

Some people!

Hey. Hey. I was sent to the headsman without brioche, I have every right to declare that heads will roll.

Er, more heads.

[Hurdergaryp]

I gave you beautiful music and you want more.

Some people!

Hey. Hey. I was sent to the headsman without brioche, I have every right to declare that heads will roll.

Er, more heads.

Enjoy your rights while you still have them, for they may not survive the grim darkness of the nearby future.

[DesAnges]

Hey. Hey. I was sent to the headsman without brioche, I have every right to declare that heads will roll.

Er, more heads.

Enjoy your rights while you still have them, for they may not survive the grim darkness of the nearby future.

Hey, it's Frankie Boyle

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Hey. Hey. I was sent to the headsman without brioche, I have every right to declare that heads will roll.

Er, more heads.

Enjoy your rights while you still have them, for they may not survive the grim darkness of the nearby future.

Dose of reality and doom. Right here. Let me see your tentacles. I know you have them.

[Gallade]

Enjoy your rights while you still have them, for they may not survive the grim darkness of the nearby future.

Hey, it's Frankie Boyle

Fatherhood really mellowed him, I agree.

[DesAnges]

Hey, it's Frankie Boyle

Fatherhood really mellowed him, I agree.

He's got a cracking head o hair as well

[Hurdergaryp]

Fatherhood really mellowed him, I agree.

He's got a cracking head o hair as well

In that case it can't be me, for I am more like Sir Patrick Stewart.

[DesAnges]

He's got a cracking head o hair as well

In that case it can't be me, for I am more like Sir Patrick Stewart.

Make it so

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

2007, Ernie Chambers from Omaha, Nebraska, sued God himself for causing several disasters. A ‘cease and desist order’ from terroristic activity. The case was tossed because of course. But I can’t stop laughing at reading about it. He said it was to make a point about frivolous lawsuits. Still, I just can’t stop laughing.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ketv.c ... od/7610332

[Hurdergaryp]

Enjoy your rights while you still have them, for they may not survive the grim darkness of the nearby future.

Dose of reality and doom. Right here. Let me see your tentacles. I know you have them.

Are you certain you want to see any tentacles I may or may not have, those slithering appendages glistening with purpose?

[Ethel mermania]

I'm furious. Livid. Spitting with rage.

Where the hell is my bribe, like.

I gave you beautiful music and you want more.

Some people!

Cash, we take cash. Euro's, sterling, dollars, yuan, .. and that's about it.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Dose of reality and doom. Right here. Let me see your tentacles. I know you have them.

Are you certain you want to see any tentacles I may or may not have, those slithering appendages glistening with purpose?

I’m of the mind that you’re part of Chthulu’s family. I want you to reveal yourself already.

[Ethel mermania]

He's got a cracking head o hair as well

In that case it can't be me, for I am more like Sir Patrick Stewart.

Would I pay serious money to listen to you read the phone book? I think not. Crackling head o hair it is.