TET: What the TET?

by **Gallade** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:57 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The shades are to dull the glare from the skin of the bad orange man and Ethel's guilt from his direct complicity in the mass murder of trigendered Mexican CNN reporters.

Orangemen? I know the NI situation is complicated, but did America get involved? :blink: :p

Yes, but legions say a lot of shit on St. Paddy's that they never follow through on.

by **Heloin** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:58 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The shades are to dull the glare from the skin of the bad orange man and Ethel's guilt from his direct complicity in the mass murder of trigendered Mexican CNN reporters.

Orangemen? I know the NI situation is complicated, but did America get involved?

America got involved plenty in the Trouble over there but that was back when they didn't like Orangemen.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:58 am

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Broad or epee?

Actually, I'd very much like to switch weapons. Windmills at dawn, sir.

With my back and knees? Could we go with something a little lighter?

by **The Blaatschapen** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:58 am

Gallade wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
Orangemen? I know the NI situation is complicated, but did America get involved?

Yes, but legions say a lot of shit on St. Paddy's that they never follow through on.

I'll do better next time :blush:

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:00 am

Heloin wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And finally the truth about wind turbines and cancer has come out.

Don Quixote was right to fear them.

They are weapons of mass destruction.

by **Gallade** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:00 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Actually, I'd very much like to switch weapons. Windmills at dawn, sir.

With my back and knees? Could we go with something a little lighter?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to-AARGH, my hip!

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:03 am

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:With my back and knees? Could we go with something a little lighter?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to-AARGH, my hip!

How did you get ahold of my audition tape?

by **Gallade** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:18 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to-AARGH, my hip!

How did you get ahold of my audition tape?

You should really stop using my witch closet for storage.

by **New Visayan Islands** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:22 am

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:How did you get ahold of my audition tape?

You should really stop using my witch closet for storage.

Whoop, whoop! That's the sound of the ~~Police~~ Witch Hunters!

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:28 am

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:How did you get ahold of my audition tape?

You should really stop using my witch closet for storage.

It was dark and full of big hairy spiders. I thought it was safe.

by **Andsed** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:29 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:You should really stop using my witch closet for storage.

It was dark and full of big hairy spiders. I thought it was safe.

That is understandable. I mean honestly spiders are fucking scary.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:33 am

Andsed wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
It was dark and full of big hairy spiders. I thought it was safe.

That is understandable. I mean honestly spiders are fucking scary.

Especially the big hairy ones

by **Gallade** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:40 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Andsed wrote:That is understandable. I mean honestly spiders are fucking scary.

Especially the big hairy ones

Huge, technicolour, and bird sized. Especially those that shouldn't be in my witch closet.

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:15 am

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Especially the big hairy ones

Huge, technicolour, and bird sized. Especially those that shouldn't be in my witch closet.

You have a witch closet?

by **The Blaatschapen** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:17 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Gallade wrote:Huge, technicolour, and bird sized. Especially those that shouldn't be in my witch closet.

You have a witch closet?

Yes, it's for people who did not come out as lesbian witches yet.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:18 am

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Especially the big hairy ones

Huge, technicolour, and bird sized. Especially those that shouldn't be in my witch closet.

They were pretty till I saw those eyes, millions of millions of eyes, always staring, never blinking........

by **Gallade** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:19 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:You have a witch closet?

Yes, it's for people who did not come out as lesbian witches yet.

It's as terrifying as it sounds, but for once the path is not fraught with bears.

by **Jetan** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:20 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Huge, technicolour, and bird sized. Especially those that shouldn't be in my witch closet.

They were pretty till I saw those eyes, millions of millions of eyes, always staring, never blinking........

Finnish spiders are benign. At most they'll wink at you. Without blinking.

by **Duhon** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:21 am

Aureumterra wrote:
Duhon wrote:So I had my breakfast to the news that my country's gonna get invaded, soon, by an actual military.

I need a drink.

China needs to fuck off

I'm just returning to this because my glorious leader seems to regard me as filling.

by **Jetan** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:21 am

Gallade wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
Yes, it's for people who did not come out as lesbian witches yet.

It's as terrifying as it sounds, but for once the path is not fraught with bears.

Yes, those are all getting busy in the gay wizard closet.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:21 am

Gallade wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
Yes, it's for people who did not come out as lesbian witches yet.

It's as terrifying as it sounds, but for once the path is not fraught with bears.

And lions and tigers, oh my.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:23 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:It's as terrifying as it sounds, but for once the path is not fraught with bears.

And lions and tigers, oh my.

The cougars however, are not stuck in the closet, instead, they are on the prowl.

by **Gallade** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:23 am

Jetan wrote:
Gallade wrote:It's as terrifying as it sounds, but for once the path is not fraught with bears.

Yes, those are all getting busy in the gay wizard closet.

At this rate we'll have nowhere to store towels at all.

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:It's as terrifying as it sounds, but for once the path is not fraught with bears.

And lions and tigers, oh my.

Rather fascinated with the carpeting.

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:25 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:You have a witch closet?

Yes, it's for people who did not come out as lesbian witches yet.

Ok...

by **Jetan** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:28 am

Gallade wrote:
Jetan wrote:Yes, those are all getting busy in the gay wizard closet.

At this rate we'll have nowhere to store towels at all.

We could hang them from the brooms and just let them float in the bathroom?

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