TET: What the TET?

[Pasong Tirad]

I think we may have peaked out.

Generals is now as silent as Silent Hill.

It's just Thursday night in the west. It's always this quiet at this time. Nothing new.

[Farnhamia]

I think we may have peaked out.

Generals is now as silent as Silent Hill.

It comes and goes in waves. This time of night, half of America has been told to close that computer and go to sleep, the other half will as well in two hours. Europe lies slumbering, restless dreams of Brexit and nationalism and globalization dancing in her head. Asia is up and about, diligently working.

Edit: Ninja'd but mine's more poetic.

[Slotted Floppies]

The sign your Indian food is spicy enough- your nose gushes
Te sign your Indian food was unsafe to eat- other areas of your body gush.

[Dresderstan]

The sign your Indian food is spicy enough- your nose gushes
Te sign your Indian food was unsafe to eat- other areas of your body gush.

How's the curry?

[Pasong Tirad]

I think we may have peaked out.

Generals is now as silent as Silent Hill.

It comes and goes in waves. This time of night, half of America has been told to close that computer and go to sleep, the other half will as well in two hours. Europe lies slumbering, restless dreams of Brexit and nationalism and globalization dancing in her head. Asia is up and about, diligently working.

Edit: Ninja'd but mine's more poetic.

I couldn't make mine poetic, I'm busy working

[Ardrentt]

The sign your Indian food is spicy enough- your nose gushes
Te sign your Indian food was unsafe to eat- other areas of your body gush.

How's the curry?

Presumably gushing with curry, hopefully from the nose.

[Ausinia]

Hi, how’s it going, hope you’re having a great day, or night. I’m new to TET, so I just wanna see what happens around here

[Ethel mermania]

Hi, how’s it going, hope you’re having a great day, or night. I’m new to TET, so I just wanna see what happens around here

Welcome, Nothing much happens around here. Tet is an out of character chat thread, where we do try and keep the conversation not terribly political but more on a polite and friendly level. Sometimes it works,

[Duhon]

Hi, how’s it going, hope you’re having a great day, or night. I’m new to TET, so I just wanna see what happens around here

Welcome, Nothing much happens around here. Tet is an out of character chat thread, where we do try and keep the conversation not terribly political but more on a polite and friendly level. Sometimes it works,

... and sometimes it doesn't, as when I gaze down a quite fascinating tally of Japanese poetic epithets dating from the eighth century or earlier.

[The Blaatschapen]

Hi, how’s it going, hope you’re having a great day, or night. I’m new to TET, so I just wanna see what happens around here

Welcome, Nothing much happens around here. Tet is an out of character chat thread, where we do try and keep the conversation not terribly political but more on a polite and friendly level. Sometimes it works,

So how great has America become these last two years, yank?

[Andsed]

Welcome, Nothing much happens around here. Tet is an out of character chat thread, where we do try and keep the conversation not terribly political but more on a polite and friendly level. Sometimes it works,

So how great has America become these last two years, yank?

*Angry political noises*

[Gallade]

Hi, how’s it going, hope you’re having a great day, or night. I’m new to TET, so I just wanna see what happens around here

Welcome, Nothing much happens around here. Tet is an out of character chat thread, where we do try and keep the conversation not terribly political but more on a polite and friendly level. Sometimes it works,

Then the regulars arrive.

Let's talk budget deficit. With swords.

[Valrifell]

Welcome, Nothing much happens around here. Tet is an out of character chat thread, where we do try and keep the conversation not terribly political but more on a polite and friendly level. Sometimes it works,

Then the regulars arrive.

Let's talk budget deficit. With swords.

I was thinking tax policy with polearms, but that works too.

[Gallade]

Then the regulars arrive.

Let's talk budget deficit. With swords.

I was thinking tax policy with polearms, but that works too.

Too defensible a weapon, I don't think you're fully committed to the policy of blood for Ba'al.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Then the regulars arrive.

Let's talk budget deficit. With swords.

I was thinking tax policy with polearms, but that works too.

Land reform with pitchforks.

[New Visayan Islands]

Ah, this week was a full-on gauntlet!

See, there's this colleague at work I had a major crush on, and she easily got along with the family...we were supposed to go on a road trip down south after shift, but with the car we were supposed to used being awaiting service--busted brake lamps means a long-distance trip with possible night driving is an accident just waiting to happen--that plan went south.

Add a monumental clusterfuck involving bringing my son back to my ex's place, and all I could say was "Give me a frakking break!"

[Ethel mermania]

Welcome, Nothing much happens around here. Tet is an out of character chat thread, where we do try and keep the conversation not terribly political but more on a polite and friendly level. Sometimes it works,

So how great has America become these last two years, yank?

Unemployment is down to historic levels.
And finally the truth about wind turbines and cancer has come out.
Thanks to the Biden fiasco we now have a glorious picture of Joe Biden hugging al Franken, if you haven't seen it go find it. Joe has al from behind and al looks like he is about to be dragged off to a very unfriendly anal probing.

So the future is so bright, I gotta wear shades.

[Gallade]

So how great has America become these last two years, yank? :p

Unemployment is down to historic levels.
And finally the truth about wind turbines and cancer has come out.
Thanks to the Biden fiasco we now have a glorious picture of Joe Biden hugging al Franken, if you haven't seen it go find it. Joe has al from behind and al looks like he is about to be dragged off to a very unfriendly anal probing.

So the future is so bright, I gotta wear shades.

You believe in noise cancer?

[Heloin]

And finally the truth about wind turbines and cancer has come out.

Don Quixote was right to fear them.

[Ethel mermania]

Welcome, Nothing much happens around here. Tet is an out of character chat thread, where we do try and keep the conversation not terribly political but more on a polite and friendly level. Sometimes it works,

Then the regulars arrive.

Let's talk budget deficit. With swords.

Broad or epee?

[Dumb Ideologies]

So how great has America become these last two years, yank?

Unemployment is down to historic levels.
And finally the truth about wind turbines and cancer has come out.
Thanks to the Biden fiasco we now have a glorious picture of Joe Biden hugging al Franken, if you haven't seen it go find it. Joe has al from behind and al looks like he is about to be dragged off to a very unfriendly anal probing.

So the future is so bright, I gotta wear shades.

The shades are to dull the glare from the skin of the bad orange man and Ethel's guilt from his direct complicity in the mass murder of trigendered Mexican CNN reporters.

[Gallade]

Then the regulars arrive.

Let's talk budget deficit. With swords.

Broad or epee?

Actually, I'd very much like to switch weapons. Windmills at dawn, sir.

[Ethel mermania]

Unemployment is down to historic levels.
And finally the truth about wind turbines and cancer has come out.
Thanks to the Biden fiasco we now have a glorious picture of Joe Biden hugging al Franken, if you haven't seen it go find it. Joe has al from behind and al looks like he is about to be dragged off to a very unfriendly anal probing.

So the future is so bright, I gotta wear shades.

You believe in noise cancer?

It you had ever heard me play the saxophone, you would too.

[The Blaatschapen]

Unemployment is down to historic levels.
And finally the truth about wind turbines and cancer has come out.
Thanks to the Biden fiasco we now have a glorious picture of Joe Biden hugging al Franken, if you haven't seen it go find it. Joe has al from behind and al looks like he is about to be dragged off to a very unfriendly anal probing.

So the future is so bright, I gotta wear shades.

The shades are to dull the glare from the skin of the bad orange man and Ethel's guilt from his direct complicity in the mass murder of trigendered Mexican CNN reporters.

Orangemen? I know the NI situation is complicated, but did America get involved?

[The Blaatschapen]

Broad or epee?

Actually, I'd very much like to switch weapons. Windmills at dawn, sir.

I'll use the Kinderdijk defense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinderdijk