TET: What the TET?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Uh oh. Dolores Hurdebridge is back.

That's a bit harsh. Is there some history between you or something?

Mostly geography I think.

[Ethel mermania]

No wonder you now wear the marks of punishment, the cane is a cruel correctional tool.

You have to be cruel to be kind. Spare the rod, spoil the child.

I dont know why everyone wants to spare the rod, what did it ever do to deserve such leniency?

[Hurdergaryp]

Uh oh. Dolores Hurdebridge is back.

That's a bit harsh. Is there some history between you or something?

Imagine, if you will, a bitter enmity blossoming amidst the ruins of the collapsed empires that were so common in the dismal past.

[Ethel mermania]

*angry bleeding heart noises*

Anger leads to nothing. Consider being kind instead. Be extremely kind. Kill them with kindness.

Stab them again and again with the pointy kindness sticks.

Huzzah!

[Heloin]

You have to be cruel to be kind. Spare the rod, spoil the child.

I dont know why everyone wants to spare the rod, what did it ever do to deserve such leniency?

People love the Rod.

[Ethel mermania]

That's a bit harsh. Is there some history between you or something?

Imagine, if you will, a bitter enmity blossoming amidst the ruins of the collapsed empires that were so common in the dismal past.

Between those ruffians who put mayonnaise on their freedom fries, and those who do not.

[Ethel mermania]

I dont know why everyone wants to spare the rod, what did it ever do to deserve such leniency?

People love the Rod.

Fucking marketing.

[Gallade]

That's a bit harsh. Is there some history between you or something?

Imagine, if you will, a bitter enmity blossoming amidst the ruins of the collapsed empires that were so common in the dismal past.

No, I get to cause centuries of misery and bloodshed throughout entire continents. Back off.

[Hurdergaryp]

Anger leads to nothing. Consider being kind instead. Be extremely kind. Kill them with kindness.

Stab them again and again with the pointy kindness sticks.

Huzzah!

Attached to the assault rifle of gentle caring for maximum effect.

[Ethel mermania]

Stab them again and again with the pointy kindness sticks.

Huzzah!

Attached to the assault rifle of gentle caring for maximum effect.

Why not just use the rocket grenade of love?

[Hurdergaryp]

Imagine, if you will, a bitter enmity blossoming amidst the ruins of the collapsed empires that were so common in the dismal past.

No, I get to cause centuries of misery and bloodshed throughout entire continents. Back off.

You should have trademarked the practice while you still had the chance, but you failed to do so. Now it is public domain instead of intellectual property.

[Gallade]

Attached to the assault rifle of gentle caring for maximum effect.

Why not just use the rocket grenade of love?

Diplomats tend to see suspiciously potent cocktails coming a mile off. Especially molotovs.

[Hurdergaryp]

Attached to the assault rifle of gentle caring for maximum effect.

Why not just use the rocket grenade of love?

Too phallic. We wouldn't want things to become awkward, now would we?

[Heloin]

Attached to the assault rifle of gentle caring for maximum effect.

Why not just use the rocket grenade of love?

This military tribunal is called against the defendant a Mr. Ethel Mermania for Crimes of Love, Friendship, and Caring, and the detention of a Happiness Bomb over Holland. How does the defendant plead.

[Gallade]

No, I get to cause centuries of misery and bloodshed throughout entire continents. Back off.

You should have trademarked the practice while you still had the chance, but you failed to do so. Now it is public domain instead of intellectual property.

Oh, there's always a plan B. We won't call it a hostile takeover, we'll just call it a reinterpretation of the borders.

[Ethel mermania]

Why not just use the rocket grenade of love?

This military tribunal is called against the defendant a Mr. Ethel Mermania for Crimes of Love, Friendship, and Caring, and the detention of a Happiness Bomb over Holland. How does the defendant plead.

The blue meanies made me do it.

[Ethel mermania]

You should have trademarked the practice while you still had the chance, but you failed to do so. Now it is public domain instead of intellectual property.

Oh, there's always a plan B. We won't call it a hostile takeover, we'll just call it a reinterpretation of the borders.

Europe needs a new 9 dash line anyway.

[Gallade]

Oh, there's always a plan B. We won't call it a hostile takeover, we'll just call it a reinterpretation of the borders.

Europe needs a new 9 dash line anyway.

Give it thirty years, China's own will expand this way eventually.

[Pax Nerdvana]

That sucks. Don't give up, you can make it to summer.

Yeah it is not entirely hopeless. I think I might be able to get a short extension on some of these projects along with some extra credit. I mean I was missing for two months thanks to surgery. Besides if worse comes to worse I can always redo a course or two over the summer.

Let's hope you can get that extension.

[Hurdergaryp]

Europe needs a new 9 dash line anyway.

Give it thirty years, China's own will expand this way eventually.

The future belongs to the Eurasian Union. All hail the EAU!

[Pax Nerdvana]

Give it thirty years, China's own will expand this way eventually.

The future belongs to the Eurasian Union. All hail the EAU!

Are you expecting them to take over the world?

[Nick Danger]

Herman Melville had the same problem once. Then he made a Dick move.

Call me izzy.

Ah, from the beginning... now to the end.

A coffin as a life preservers, Izzy. Now that was some top notch writing!

Meanwhile... it seems no one else here has heard of Herm Melville or his Dick. Tragic.

[Ethel mermania]

The future belongs to the Eurasian Union. All hail the EAU!

Are you expecting them to take over the world?

As a much smarter man than me said.

In German or English I know how to count down,
And I am learning Chinese says Werner von braun.

[Ethel mermania]

Call me izzy.

Ah, from the beginning... now to the end.

A coffin as a life preservers, Izzy. Now that was some top notch writing!

Meanwhile... it seems no one else here has heard of Herm Melville or his Dick. Tragic.

They didnt call that little pasty son of a bitch the great white whale for nothing.

[Luziyca]

Nah, if the sock looks good and the sandal looks good, it's fine.

It's good to have opinions. It's fine. Ignore the angry mob baying for your blood. It's fine.

Good one.