Operation Big Dog

[Caracasus]

IM, do you happen to have 3000 hungry rottweilers that need feeding on overconfident videogame experts or something?

[Memelandia Major]

We dont have to worry about flanks, it's just us vs some dogs. Lets say 20 a wave, If the space is 10 meters wide, and I have 6 people each cover 2 meters, with every other person laying down surpression fire. We could defeat them quite easily.

[Cerinda]

So the choices are winning 2 million dollars or dying in a blaze of glory fighting ravenous dogs? Sign me up!

[The New California Republic]

We dont have to worry about flanks, it's just us vs some dogs. Lets say 20 a wave, If the space is 10 meters wide, and I have 6 people each cover 2 meters, with every other person laying down surpression fire. We could defeat them quite easily.

The waves are of varying number, so there could literally be a few with a few dozen dogs, and then one big wave of a thousand dogs at once.

[Caracasus]

We dont have to worry about flanks, it's just us vs some dogs. Lets say 20 a wave, If the space is 10 meters wide, and I have 6 people each cover 2 meters, with every other person laying down surpression fire. We could defeat them quite easily.

The waves are of varying number, so there could literally be a few with a few dozen dogs, and then one big wave of a thousand dogs at once.

Wave 1. 2 dogs.

Wave 2. 2998 dogs.

[Infected Mushroom]

God no. There's 3000 bloodthirsty dogs each of which only has to get lucky once. Even with a few days training or whatever I'm not at all confident in my ability to shoot that much, that accurately for that long.

okay but can it actually be done is what I'm wondering

if you gave this mission to 6 Russian elite special forces operators, could they do it under these conditions?

[Galloism]

The waves are of varying number, so there could literally be a few with a few dozen dogs, and then one big wave of a thousand dogs at once.

Wave 1. 2 dogs.

Wave 2. 2998 dogs.

Doesn't matter overmuch if you can get to the top of the wall.

Other than the barking noise will be deafening - probably even drowning out the gunfire.

[Infected Mushroom]

IM, do you happen to have 3000 hungry rottweilers that need feeding on overconfident videogame experts or something?

I don't own dogs

I tend to keep my distance

[The New California Republic]

Wave 1. 2 dogs.

Wave 2. 2998 dogs.

Doesn't matter overmuch if you can get to the top of the wall.

Other than the barking noise will be deafening - probably even drowning out the gunfire.

I'm guessing that almost 3,000 doggos pressing their feeties against the wall might bring it down...

[Caracasus]

God no. There's 3000 bloodthirsty dogs each of which only has to get lucky once. Even with a few days training or whatever I'm not at all confident in my ability to shoot that much, that accurately for that long.

okay but can it actually be done is what I'm wondering

if you gave this mission to 6 Russian elite special forces operators, could they do it under these conditions?

I don't know IM. I've never had to mow down waves of viscious dogs with an assault rifle. It doesn't seem like it would be easy though seeing as they're intent on killing and can't be scared off etc.

[Andsed]

IM, do you happen to have 3000 hungry rottweilers that need feeding on overconfident videogame experts or something?

i think this is more to do with him wanting to ban dogs. (Currently reading that thread because it was so funny.)

[Memelandia Major]

what kinda dogs are we talking here?
are we talking puppy Pomeranians that will tickle
or demon spawn chihuahuas?

[Conserative Morality]

Five allies, ez money. Let's get this bread.

[Caracasus]

IM, do you happen to have 3000 hungry rottweilers that need feeding on overconfident videogame experts or something?

I don't own dogs

I tend to keep my distance

Dogs are alright really. The viscious ones tend to be so for a reason. Usually the way they have been trained or raised.

[The New California Republic]

The waves are of varying number, so there could literally be a few with a few dozen dogs, and then one big wave of a thousand dogs at once.

Wave 1. 2 dogs.

Wave 2. 2998 dogs.

Wave 1 is over: "Huh, this isn't so bad..."
Wave 2 approaches: "..."

[Infected Mushroom]

what kinda dogs are we talking here?
are we talking puppy Pomeranians that will tickle
or demon spawn chihuahuas?

insanely psychotic killer dogs used by the military from experiments

[Washington Resistance Army]

okay but can it actually be done is what I'm wondering

if you gave this mission to 6 Russian elite special forces operators, could they do it under these conditions?

I don't know IM. I've never had to mow down waves of viscious dogs with an assault rifle. It doesn't seem like it would be easy though seeing as they're intent on killing and can't be scared off etc.

It wouldn't be that hard tbh. One 7.62x39 is gonna take a doggo out of the fight, even if it doesn't die outright it'll be too wounded to continue. Load em up with some Norinco drums and you're good to go.

[Galloism]

Doesn't matter overmuch if you can get to the top of the wall.

Other than the barking noise will be deafening - probably even drowning out the gunfire.

I'm guessing that almost 3,000 doggos pressing their feeties against the wall might bring it down...

Oh that's a fairly good callout.

You'd also want to make sure you didn't lay down indiscriminate fire too close to the wall, it wouldn't do any good to have the rising bodies of dogs to meet you. You'd want to leave those living dogs that were already at the foot of the wall alive.

[Caracasus]

Wave 1. 2 dogs.

Wave 2. 2998 dogs.

Wave 1 is over: "Huh, this isn't so bad..."
Wave 2 approaches: "..."

Yeah the random wave numbers is going to fuck over a lot of contestants.

[Jebslund]

God no. There's 3000 bloodthirsty dogs each of which only has to get lucky once. Even with a few days training or whatever I'm not at all confident in my ability to shoot that much, that accurately for that long.

okay but can it actually be done is what I'm wondering

if you gave this mission to 6 Russian elite special forces operators, could they do it under these conditions?

Depends on the size of the waves and the size of the area. In less than 20 meters, they're fucked.

[Jebslund]

I'm guessing that almost 3,000 doggos pressing their feeties against the wall might bring it down...

Oh that's a fairly good callout.

You'd also want to make sure you didn't lay down indiscriminate fire too close to the wall, it wouldn't do any good to have the rising bodies of dogs to meet you. You'd want to leave those living dogs that were already at the foot of the wall alive.

...

Any time a dog is shot down, its body instantly vanishes into thin air (so that a wall of dead bodies cannot be formed).

[Alvecia]

How high?

How large?

I don't know. Let's say as high as the Berlin Wall.

That's alright, a dog can't jump that high, so you only need to really worry about the entrance to this little bunker

As for the shooting distance in front of you (with the two sides by walls) let's say... 2/3 of the length and width of an average high school gymnasium (where they play basketball)

is that fair?

I was thinking more the area of this 3 sided bunker of ours. How long would you say each side would be? How long are each of the walls?

[Heloin]

Wave 1. 2 dogs.

Wave 2. 2998 dogs.

Doesn't matter overmuch if you can get to the top of the wall.

Other than the barking noise will be deafening - probably even drowning out the gunfire.

Don't forget to bring ear plugs.

[Ifreann]

Doesn't matter overmuch if you can get to the top of the wall.

Other than the barking noise will be deafening - probably even drowning out the gunfire.

I'm guessing that almost 3,000 doggos pressing their feeties against the wall might bring it down...

I figure that if the dogs can't get you then they'd all start eating each other.

[Galloism]

Oh that's a fairly good callout.

You'd also want to make sure you didn't lay down indiscriminate fire too close to the wall, it wouldn't do any good to have the rising bodies of dogs to meet you. You'd want to leave those living dogs that were already at the foot of the wall alive.

...

Any time a dog is shot down, its body instantly vanishes into thin air (so that a wall of dead bodies cannot be formed).

Oh I missed that part.

Then even that little tidbit is no problem.