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by Cerinda » Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:26 am
Esheaun Stroakuss wrote:As always, she and her inbred minions will be fine whilst the rest of us get our arseholes annexed by the might of the Tory thundercock.

by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:30 am
Heloin wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
She was sending you away from the capital so she could make moves here to increase her power base and influence the King
And then she allowed the army back into the capital. An Army that she thinks is loyal only because once she threatened it's highest ranking general and I didn't try to arrest her then. She should have killed me off or kept me busy in the pointless war.
You and also Purgatio keep thinking as the general I'm doing this coup on a whim. The moment she threatened me to reaffirm my loyalty I would have begun moving troops, started replacing Royal Guards in the Capital with soldiers from the army, and set up the planes to find a scapegoat for this coup. The Nobles trying to over through her first is great cause they've just made themselves the perfect scapegoats.

by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:36 am
Terruana wrote:Isn't this basically just a twist on (spoiler alert) what happened to that one guy in Game of Thrones?
...

by Heloin » Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:58 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:Heloin wrote:And then she allowed the army back into the capital. An Army that she thinks is loyal only because once she threatened it's highest ranking general and I didn't try to arrest her then. She should have killed me off or kept me busy in the pointless war.
You and also Purgatio keep thinking as the general I'm doing this coup on a whim. The moment she threatened me to reaffirm my loyalty I would have begun moving troops, started replacing Royal Guards in the Capital with soldiers from the army, and set up the planes to find a scapegoat for this coup. The Nobles trying to over through her first is great cause they've just made themselves the perfect scapegoats.
the scenario is written so that you have to make an off the cuff decision, no preparations in advance of it
before that happened, you're just a regular commander generally doing their job
if you coup the lord now, it has to be ad hoc (as in, if you suddenly kill them, you'd have to work with what you've got there)
the royal army as it currently stands, is largely experimental and has troops who are more primarily loyal to the local lords
in fact, if a war breaks out the royal army is expected to be supplemented by local lords raising banners
if you kill the other lords, there is a high chance that the relatives of those lords would start a war against you and that many in the royal army would leave because they are loyal first and foremost to the local lords
the best option, if you want to grab power, is to work with the lords (or Felicie) depending on who you want to back
trying to coup everyone just makes you the next big target


by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:04 am
Heloin wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
the scenario is written so that you have to make an off the cuff decision, no preparations in advance of it
You just say that cause I think outside the box![]()
Again the second I was threatened I would start the plans for my coup.before that happened, you're just a regular commander generally doing their job
Which was leading the Army in a war I knew was pointless.if you coup the lord now, it has to be ad hoc (as in, if you suddenly kill them, you'd have to work with what you've got there)
The lords coup is the best chance I have of having a scapegoat. If I attempt to take over in a few years time that'll only lead to a nation wide civil war. The other lords who didn't know about the coup will condemn what will be portrayed as a coup against the King as everyone quietly forgets Felicie ever existed. The Houses of the lords who killed Felicie either condemn there traitorous family members, fall apart to internal striff with there leader dead, and a few may try and revolt only to be crushed by the Royal Army and loyal Houses.the royal army as it currently stands, is largely experimental and has troops who are more primarily loyal to the local lords
Who the hell am I if not the leader of the Royal army? How is this kingdom able to fight pointless wars without a proper Royal Army? What kind of idiot am I letting people in the Royal Army who aren't more loyal to the King then there stupid home counties?in fact, if a war breaks out the royal army is expected to be supplemented by local lords raising banners
If that's the case why if there a royal army in the first place?if you kill the other lords, there is a high chance that the relatives of those lords would start a war against you and that many in the royal army would leave because they are loyal first and foremost to the local lords
More likely they'd start internal civil wars with each other to try and take over there houses and lands.the best option, if you want to grab power, is to work with the lords (or Felicie) depending on who you want to back
trying to coup everyone just makes you the next big target
But I didn't coup, I protected the king from a few traitorous nobles

by Heloin » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:13 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:Heloin wrote:You just say that cause I think outside the box![]()
Again the second I was threatened I would start the plans for my coup.
Which was leading the Army in a war I knew was pointless.
The lords coup is the best chance I have of having a scapegoat. If I attempt to take over in a few years time that'll only lead to a nation wide civil war. The other lords who didn't know about the coup will condemn what will be portrayed as a coup against the King as everyone quietly forgets Felicie ever existed. The Houses of the lords who killed Felicie either condemn there traitorous family members, fall apart to internal striff with there leader dead, and a few may try and revolt only to be crushed by the Royal Army and loyal Houses.
Who the hell am I if not the leader of the Royal army? How is this kingdom able to fight pointless wars without a proper Royal Army? What kind of idiot am I letting people in the Royal Army who aren't more loyal to the King then there stupid home counties?
If that's the case why if there a royal army in the first place?
More likely they'd start internal civil wars with each other to try and take over there houses and lands.
But I didn't coup, I protected the king from a few traitorous nobles
so there is a royal army, but its an experimental national army comprised most of troops with regional loyalties to various lords
its not intended to be a huge standing modern army, the royal army is in fact relatively small and is expected to be supplemented by local armies which are then called in from the various houses sworn to the king
so in your foreign war, you would have your royal army, and then the troops independently commanded by the other lords but coordinating with you
...
I'm saying you can more safely rule the country WITHOUT killing the lords (since they already largely support you)
killing them is a risk because the surviving lords and their relatives would likely side against you

by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:27 am
Heloin wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
so there is a royal army, but its an experimental national army comprised most of troops with regional loyalties to various lords
its not intended to be a huge standing modern army, the royal army is in fact relatively small and is expected to be supplemented by local armies which are then called in from the various houses sworn to the king
so in your foreign war, you would have your royal army, and then the troops independently commanded by the other lords but coordinating with you
...
I'm saying you can more safely rule the country WITHOUT killing the lords (since they already largely support you)
killing them is a risk because the surviving lords and their relatives would likely side against you
Good job IM, it's taken you 8 pages, the removal of my army, and a whole lot of bullshit, but I'm not going to kill the other noble lords, yet.
Then I reform the Royal army, call it something like oh I don't know, the New Model Army. Once we have a well trained, effective fight force we can slowly centralise the state and start removing these pesky lords and there houses from power. Raise the Burghers, Merchants, and Earls into higher positions of society, end serfdom, and adopt this exploding powder from the east into new weapons for our army.

by The Free Joy State » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:29 am
Heloin wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
so there is a royal army, but its an experimental national army comprised most of troops with regional loyalties to various lords
its not intended to be a huge standing modern army, the royal army is in fact relatively small and is expected to be supplemented by local armies which are then called in from the various houses sworn to the king
so in your foreign war, you would have your royal army, and then the troops independently commanded by the other lords but coordinating with you
...
I'm saying you can more safely rule the country WITHOUT killing the lords (since they already largely support you)
killing them is a risk because the surviving lords and their relatives would likely side against you
Good job IM, it's taken you 8 pages, the removal of my army, and a whole lot of bullshit, but I'm not going to kill the other noble lords, yet.
Then I reform the Royal army, call it something like oh I don't know, the New Model Army. Once we have a well trained, effective fight force we can slowly centralise the state and start removing these pesky lords and there houses from power. Raise the Burghers, Merchants, and Earls into higher positions of society, end serfdom, and adopt this exploding powder from the east into new weapons for our army.

by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:33 am
The Free Joy State wrote:Heloin wrote:Good job IM, it's taken you 8 pages, the removal of my army, and a whole lot of bullshit, but I'm not going to kill the other noble lords, yet.
Then I reform the Royal army, call it something like oh I don't know, the New Model Army. Once we have a well trained, effective fight force we can slowly centralise the state and start removing these pesky lords and there houses from power. Raise the Burghers, Merchants, and Earls into higher positions of society, end serfdom, and adopt this exploding powder from the east into new weapons for our army.
So... (after some finagling) the powerful commander in the King's army... erm... no longer has an army?
The army will no longer obey your every command and back your every decision?
Business as usual here, I see.
In that case, I must resort to my business as usual: free the serfs and empower the peasants! Vive la Republique!

by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:38 am

by The Free Joy State » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:51 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:So... (after some finagling) the powerful commander in the King's army... erm... no longer has an army?
The army will no longer obey your every command and back your every decision?
Business as usual here, I see.
In that case, I must resort to my business as usual: free the serfs and empower the peasants! Vive la Republique!
But why?
The current system favors you and your family’s interests

by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 5:56 am
The Free Joy State wrote:
My plan was always to overthrow the current system for a better one. Originally -- with an army to support me -- I planned to do this by removing the nobles, letting Delacroix have an accident and keeping the King as a puppet monarch (while deeply sedated and powerless) until the people realised they didn't need a monarch (when the monarch would be allowed to retire somewhere rural, as just a normal man, perhaps run a hobby farm).
Now, I no longer have my army, so... I guess I must do this the old-fashioned way.
As for why... my character truly believes it's better for the country to not have a fairer society. My character could have stayed and lived a lazy, cushy life, but my character can't see people suffer being deprived under serfdom and live in poverty as peasants.
And, back to RL, there is historical precedent for nobles helping the serfs -- some members of the gentry joined the 1381 Peasants' Revolt, Elizabeth I freed all remaining serfs in 1574 and Tsar Nicholas II emancipated all serfs in Russia in 1861.
There's more to life than what directly impacts (general) you.

by The Free Joy State » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:03 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:My plan was always to overthrow the current system for a better one. Originally -- with an army to support me -- I planned to do this by removing the nobles, letting Delacroix have an accident and keeping the King as a puppet monarch (while deeply sedated and powerless) until the people realised they didn't need a monarch (when the monarch would be allowed to retire somewhere rural, as just a normal man, perhaps run a hobby farm).
Now, I no longer have my army, so... I guess I must do this the old-fashioned way.
As for why... my character truly believes it's better for the country to not have a fairer society. My character could have stayed and lived a lazy, cushy life, but my character can't see people suffer being deprived under serfdom and live in poverty as peasants.
And, back to RL, there is historical precedent for nobles helping the serfs -- some members of the gentry joined the 1381 Peasants' Revolt, Elizabeth I freed all remaining serfs in 1574 and Tsar Nicholas II emancipated all serfs in Russia in 1861.
There's more to life than what directly impacts (general) you.
You have a very bleak view of life as a peasant/serf
As with slaves, serfs could be bought, sold, or traded (with some limitations as they generally could be sold only together with land, with the exception of the kholops in Russia and villeins in gross in England who could be traded like regular slaves), abused with no rights over their own bodies, and could not leave the land they were bound to. Serfs who occupied a plot of land were required to work for the lord of the manor who owned that land. In return they were entitled to protection, justice, and the right to cultivate certain fields within the manor to maintain their own subsistence.
In addition to service, a serf was required to pay certain taxes and fees. [...] Fees were usually paid in the form of agricultural produce rather than cash. The best ration of wheat from the serf's harvest often went to the landlord. [...]On Easter Sunday the peasant family perhaps might owe an extra dozen eggs, and at Christmas a goose was perhaps required too. When a family member died, extra taxes were paid to the lord as a form of feudal relief to enable the heir to keep the right to till what land he had. Any young woman who wished to marry a serf outside of her manor was forced to pay a fee for the right to leave her lord, and in compensation for her lost labour.
Often there were arbitrary tests to judge the worthiness of their tax payments. A chicken, for example, might be required to be able to jump over a fence of a given height to be considered old enough or well enough to be valued for tax purposes.

by Heloin » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:11 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:My plan was always to overthrow the current system for a better one. Originally -- with an army to support me -- I planned to do this by removing the nobles, letting Delacroix have an accident and keeping the King as a puppet monarch (while deeply sedated and powerless) until the people realised they didn't need a monarch (when the monarch would be allowed to retire somewhere rural, as just a normal man, perhaps run a hobby farm).
Now, I no longer have my army, so... I guess I must do this the old-fashioned way.
As for why... my character truly believes it's better for the country to not have a fairer society. My character could have stayed and lived a lazy, cushy life, but my character can't see people suffer being deprived under serfdom and live in poverty as peasants.
And, back to RL, there is historical precedent for nobles helping the serfs -- some members of the gentry joined the 1381 Peasants' Revolt, Elizabeth I freed all remaining serfs in 1574 and Tsar Nicholas II emancipated all serfs in Russia in 1861.
There's more to life than what directly impacts (general) you.
You have a very bleak view of life as a peasant/serf

by The Free Joy State » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:16 am

by Wunderstrafanstalt » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:18 am
The Free Joy State wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
You have a very bleak view of life as a peasant/serf
So does history. I'll be lazy and pull up the wiki:As with slaves, serfs could be bought, sold, or traded (with some limitations as they generally could be sold only together with land, with the exception of the kholops in Russia and villeins in gross in England who could be traded like regular slaves), abused with no rights over their own bodies, and could not leave the land they were bound to. Serfs who occupied a plot of land were required to work for the lord of the manor who owned that land. In return they were entitled to protection, justice, and the right to cultivate certain fields within the manor to maintain their own subsistence.
Some right when people could be literally traded like cattle.
Economically:In addition to service, a serf was required to pay certain taxes and fees. [...] Fees were usually paid in the form of agricultural produce rather than cash. The best ration of wheat from the serf's harvest often went to the landlord. [...]On Easter Sunday the peasant family perhaps might owe an extra dozen eggs, and at Christmas a goose was perhaps required too. When a family member died, extra taxes were paid to the lord as a form of feudal relief to enable the heir to keep the right to till what land he had. Any young woman who wished to marry a serf outside of her manor was forced to pay a fee for the right to leave her lord, and in compensation for her lost labour.
Often there were arbitrary tests to judge the worthiness of their tax payments. A chicken, for example, might be required to be able to jump over a fence of a given height to be considered old enough or well enough to be valued for tax purposes.
So... that sounds pretty grim. And that's apart from the disease and short lifespan of the period.
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by The Free Joy State » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:23 am
Wunderstrafanstalt wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:So does history. I'll be lazy and pull up the wiki:As with slaves, serfs could be bought, sold, or traded (with some limitations as they generally could be sold only together with land, with the exception of the kholops in Russia and villeins in gross in England who could be traded like regular slaves), abused with no rights over their own bodies, and could not leave the land they were bound to. Serfs who occupied a plot of land were required to work for the lord of the manor who owned that land. In return they were entitled to protection, justice, and the right to cultivate certain fields within the manor to maintain their own subsistence.
Some right when people could be literally traded like cattle.
Economically:In addition to service, a serf was required to pay certain taxes and fees. [...] Fees were usually paid in the form of agricultural produce rather than cash. The best ration of wheat from the serf's harvest often went to the landlord. [...]On Easter Sunday the peasant family perhaps might owe an extra dozen eggs, and at Christmas a goose was perhaps required too. When a family member died, extra taxes were paid to the lord as a form of feudal relief to enable the heir to keep the right to till what land he had. Any young woman who wished to marry a serf outside of her manor was forced to pay a fee for the right to leave her lord, and in compensation for her lost labour.
Often there were arbitrary tests to judge the worthiness of their tax payments. A chicken, for example, might be required to be able to jump over a fence of a given height to be considered old enough or well enough to be valued for tax purposes.
So... that sounds pretty grim. And that's apart from the disease and short lifespan of the period.
So what will happen? Establish the Wessex Soviet Socialist Republic in 1281?"...And the sweet princess Juliet entered the ballroom, where gently dancing like peacock are the Earl of Melbourne, the Duchess of Cambria, and the General Secretary of the Central Committe of the Communist Party..."

by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:23 am
The Free Joy State wrote:Heloin wrote:And your view on peasant life has no bearing on reality. And as someone told you several times in the last thread Peasants are not Serfs.
Partly my mistake; I keep talking about both in the same segment.
IM, Serf comes from "servi" (which, looking it up, appears to be a form of servus: slave, servant, serf). They're not the same as peasants. Peasants could leave the land, at least legally (practically was a different matter). Serfs were tied to the land and could be bought and sold.

by The Free Joy State » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:32 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:Partly my mistake; I keep talking about both in the same segment.
IM, Serf comes from "servi" (which, looking it up, appears to be a form of servus: slave, servant, serf). They're not the same as peasants. Peasants could leave the land, at least legally (practically was a different matter). Serfs were tied to the land and could be bought and sold.
but serfs were involved in the feudal code of protection right?

by Big Jim P » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:35 am
Heloin wrote:I arrest everyone in the room. Felicie poisoned the King and that can not go unpunished. The Lords are attempting a coup, and that can also not go unpunished. I declare myself Lord Protector and take over the kingdom.

by Wunderstrafanstalt » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:40 am
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by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:45 am
Wunderstrafanstalt wrote:Let's be honest, most will probably follow this path:
1. Become Lord Protector
2. Land reform, establish parliament, etc
3. Things go south
4. Implement the "Cromwellian Solution"
5. ????
6. Profit
7. Conquer everything west of the Oder and declare yourself Supreme Caesar, install your nephew as Pope, etc, get a cool uniform

by El-Amin Caliphate » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:49 am
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Both are in the wrong in this case: Felicie for executing lords for no reason, the the lords for accusing her of crimes without evidence. Both will be put on trial.
IM you should really have an "Other" option in your hypotheticals' polls.
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by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:56 am
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Am I the only person who has the most sensible solution?:El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Both are in the wrong in this case: Felicie for executing lords for no reason, the the lords for accusing her of crimes without evidence. Both will be put on trial.
IM you should really have an "Other" option in your hypotheticals' polls.
IM please do what the last sentence says.

by Infected Mushroom » Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:36 am
Caracasus wrote:Ahh the old 'redheaded women are evil temptresses' trope and a bit of good ole classism too.
Joke's on you. I've been working with her in secret for years now.
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