UK Politics Thread IX: The Masses Against the Classes

[Fartsniffage]

I really do like you most of the time....

If it helps I'm probably distantly descended from England's green and pleasant land by way of the Normans, so you can always imagine throwing me in the Tower for treason.

Not really enough. I once signed a document to serve and protect the Monarchy of the United Kingdom from all enemies. I would have to do that with you.

On the flip side, it didn't define how I'd have to do that. Be prepared to be tied down and tickled until you change your mind.

[Dooom35796821595]

You’re right, Borris as UK president would be so much better.

Yes. Why keep up the veneer of being a respectable country when you can just don the wig and facepaint of BoJo the Clown.

Because that veneer represents the minority of the nation who aren’t moronic clowns? Representative democracy and all.

Also there are too many republics in the world by half, don’t need another.

[Ifreann]

If it helps I'm probably distantly descended from England's green and pleasant land by way of the Normans, so you can always imagine throwing me in the Tower for treason.

Not really enough. I once signed a document to serve and protect the Monarchy of the United Kingdom from all enemies. I would have to do that with you.

On the flip side, it didn't define how I'd have to do that. Be prepared to be tied down and tickled until you change your mind.

2lewd, I'm going to the Tower.

[Fartsniffage]

Not really enough. I once signed a document to serve and protect the Monarchy of the United Kingdom from all enemies. I would have to do that with you.

On the flip side, it didn't define how I'd have to do that. Be prepared to be tied down and tickled until you change your mind.

2lewd, I'm going to the Tower.

*puts away my ticklestick"

[The Two Jerseys]

If it helps I'm probably distantly descended from England's green and pleasant land by way of the Normans, so you can always imagine throwing me in the Tower for treason.

Not really enough. I once signed a document to serve and protect the Monarchy of the United Kingdom from all enemies. I would have to do that with you.

On the flip side, it didn't define how I'd have to do that. Be prepared to be tied down and tickled until you change your mind.

And you people have the nerve to complain when we waterboard terrorists at Gitmo...

[Bombadil]

Meanwhile.. the curious tale of Lord Buckethead.. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... heresa-may

[Liriena]

WRONG. It's obviously Sinn Fein.

That band of commie traitors who are openly disloyal to the Queen?

You had me at "traitors".

[Shrillland]

So, who else is starting to seriously think that there will be a general election by November at the latest after these results?

[Fartsniffage]

So, who else is starting to seriously think that there will be a general election by November at the latest after these results?

The Tory's would never allow that.

[Shrillland]

So, who else is starting to seriously think that there will be a general election by November at the latest after these results?

The Tory's would never allow that.

Because they would lose and be forced into a Tory-Brexit Coalition? Yeah, I see what you mean.

[Bienenhalde]

The Tory's would never allow that.

Because they would lose and be forced into a Tory-Brexit Coalition? Yeah, I see what you mean.

A Tory-ChUK coalition would be better. But I fear both would need a miracle for that to be feasible.

[Shrillland]

Because they would lose and be forced into a Tory-Brexit Coalition? Yeah, I see what you mean.

A Tory-ChUK coalition would be better. But I fear both would need a miracle for that to be feasible.

Not quite. The EU vote's going to scare the Tories away from choosing anything resembling a remainer. That means that under Johnson, the Tories and the Brexit Party could have a lot more common ground than some would think.

[Bienenhalde]

A Tory-ChUK coalition would be better. But I fear both would need a miracle for that to be feasible.

Not quite. The EU vote's going to scare the Tories away from choosing anything resembling a remainer. That means that under Johnson, the Tories and the Brexit Party could have a lot more common ground than some would think.

But that could lead to a hard Brexit, which is rather scary.

[Thermodolia]

The Tory's would never allow that.

Because they would lose and be forced into a Tory-Brexit Coalition? Yeah, I see what you mean.

More like labour would gain control

[Thermodolia]

Not quite. The EU vote's going to scare the Tories away from choosing anything resembling a remainer. That means that under Johnson, the Tories and the Brexit Party could have a lot more common ground than some would think.

But that could lead to a hard Brexit, which is rather scary.

It wouldn’t be all bad Ireland would be United and Scotland would be free

[Vassenor]

Not quite. The EU vote's going to scare the Tories away from choosing anything resembling a remainer. That means that under Johnson, the Tories and the Brexit Party could have a lot more common ground than some would think.

But that could lead to a hard Brexit, which is rather scary.

But that's supposed to be what everyone voted for so how dar you call it a bad thing.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

We're going to need a bigger milkshake.

[Pasong Tirad]

We're going to need a bigger milkshake.

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUP3zJcRwG0&t=2s

[Vassenor]

So to the people claiming this proves people want a hard as topaz Brexit, I have one thing to say.

#areyousureaboutthat

[Old Tyrannia]

So to the people claiming this proves people want a hard as topaz Brexit, I have one thing to say.

#areyousureaboutthat

This operates on the assumption that most Labour voters would prefer to remain and that most Conservative voters would prefer to leave. Neither is absolutely clear at this stage, but the latter seems more likely than the former.

[Slongs]

We're going to need a bigger milkshake.

Why not buy happy meals instead? Burgers are usually cheaper than milkshakes anyway

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Tommy Robinson lost his deposit.

[Vassenor]

So to the people claiming this proves people want a hard as topaz Brexit, I have one thing to say.

#areyousureaboutthat

This operates on the assumption that most Labour voters would prefer to remain and that most Conservative voters would prefer to leave. Neither is absolutely clear at this stage, but the latter seems more likely than the former.

And if we take both parties out of the equation it still skews Remain.

[Old Tyrannia]

This operates on the assumption that most Labour voters would prefer to remain and that most Conservative voters would prefer to leave. Neither is absolutely clear at this stage, but the latter seems more likely than the former.

And if we take both parties out of the equation it still skews Remain.

If you take both parties out of the equation you're ignoring almost a quarter of the electorate.