I've never more quickly gone from confused at something to thinking I should feel offended in some way. The problem is I'm still to baffled too be offended.
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by Heloin » Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:28 am
by Western Vale Confederacy » Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:35 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:Heloin wrote:I checked my wallet to see what the muggers would be taking and really the most valuable things in there would be my Library card and a Books-A-Million membership card. I'm not seeing risking my life over these things as a good idea.
but if you managed to fight them off, you'd get to brag about it at your park ranger job and gain TONS of points
you'd get to talk about it the next time you check fishing licenses
"I'm WON-ing you. Don't scROO win me. I've tay-Ken out three MOO-gahs before so you can w-AYE-jah I'm nAUGHTt intimidated by your ilk. NOW GET OFF THIS PROP'-Tee now!"
by Infected Mushroom » Tue Feb 19, 2019 7:50 am
Heloin wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
I don't know, this is a very poor attempt on my part to imitate the accent in the video link you posted about a South African accent
I've never more quickly gone from confused at something to thinking I should feel offended in some way. The problem is I'm still to baffled too be offended.
by Olthar » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:01 am
by Rea » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:17 am
by Thermodolia » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:19 am
Alvecia wrote:I probably wouldn't recommend fighting even if they didn't have knives tbh.
It's funny, I was having this discussion with some mates at work a couple days ago.
It's all well and good being trained in self defense, but a lot of self defense training in done in controlled environments. The real world is a lot messier, nothing like the movies. It should absolutely be a last resort. Even if it will work 9 times out of 10, that 1 is gonna get you seriously fucked up.
by Caracasus » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:22 am
by Internationalist Bastard » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:23 am
by Uinted Communist of Africa » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:26 am
Internationalist Bastard wrote:Jokes on you I wanna die
by Thermodolia » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:28 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:Your wallet contains your healthcare card, credit card, ID card,
about 3,000 USD cash,
some photos of people special to you
an unopened RP pack for a video game, and an Ultra-rare shiny Blue Eyes White Dragon TCG card in card protector.
by Caracasus » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:28 am
Internationalist Bastard wrote:Jokes on you I wanna die
by Internationalist Bastard » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:30 am
by Free Arabian Nation » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:31 am
by Internationalist Bastard » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:33 am
by The Blaatschapen » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am
by Internationalist Bastard » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:35 am
The blAAtschApen wrote:No, seriously who carries 3000 USD (GBP, Euro) with them at night, alone?
Oooooh, i'm a drugs dealer, aren't I?
by The New California Republic » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:36 am
The blAAtschApen wrote:No, seriously who carries 3000 USD (GBP, Euro) with them at night, alone?
Oooooh, i'm a drugs dealer, aren't I?
by Lanoraie II » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:36 am
by Internationalist Bastard » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:36 am
by The Blaatschapen » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:38 am
by The New California Republic » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:39 am
by The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:42 am
Caracasus wrote:In this thread: people who have zero idea how violence or fighting works in the real world.
Always, always hand over your wallet in this scenario. Any self defense or martial arts instructor worth their pay will tell you exactly the same.
Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.
The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC
by Internationalist Bastard » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:42 am
by Western Vale Confederacy » Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:43 am
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