How would you redraw the US states?

[Arcturus Novus]

I don't have a map for the United States specifically, but I do have a map of a unified North America that I apparently made.

Edit: just made one.

[Boring People]

separate Chicago area from the rest of Illinois (probably would need to slice out a bit of Indiana too but whatever)

I actually like this idea.

On a somewhat related note, is St Pierre and Miquelon French or Canadian?

It's French. I don't know how they'd feel about becoming a Canadian territory or part of Québec or Newfoundland and Labrador, but it does make geographical sense.

[Hammer Britannia]

Okay, I've come back after really thinking about this and I think I've established the best possible border situation for the United States.

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[Xmara]

Okay, I've come back after really thinking about this and I think I've established the best possible border situation for the United States.

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Give the US to the gnomes? No thank you...

[Cekoviu]

I'd rather see the Upper Peninsula become its own state.

You need a population higher than 12 to become a state.

Ever heard of North Dakota?

[Cekoviu]

Another idea: Annex the country Georgia so that we have two of them and the situation gets even more confusing
While we're at it, merge Moscow, Russia and Moscow, Idaho.

[Jolthig]

Another idea: Annex the country Georgia so that we have two of them and the situation gets even more confusing
While we're at it, merge Moscow, Russia and Moscow, Idaho.

Genius.

[Cekoviu]

Another idea: Annex the country Georgia so that we have two of them and the situation gets even more confusing
While we're at it, merge Moscow, Russia and Moscow, Idaho.

Also rename Tbilisi to AtIanta (with a capital I instead of an L).

[Xmara]

Another idea: Annex the country Georgia so that we have two of them and the situation gets even more confusing
While we're at it, merge Moscow, Russia and Moscow, Idaho.

Merge Cairo, Egypt and Cairo, West Virginia.
Merge Vienna, Austria and Vienna, West Virginia.
Merge Shanghai, China and Shanghai West Virginia.
Rename the rest of West Virginia to Vandalia so people stop confusing us with the other Virginia.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Okay, I've come back after really thinking about this and I think I've established the best possible border situation for the United States.

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Comrade Putin Approves

[Cekoviu]

Another idea: Annex the country Georgia so that we have two of them and the situation gets even more confusing
While we're at it, merge Moscow, Russia and Moscow, Idaho.

Merge Cairo, Egypt and Cairo, West Virginia.
Merge Vienna, Austria and Vienna, West Virginia.
Merge Shanghai, China and Shanghai West Virginia.
Rename the rest of West Virginia to Vandalia so people stop confusing us with the other Virginia.

Merge Lebanon, New Hampshire and the entire country of Lebanon

[Chan Island]

Another idea: Annex the country Georgia so that we have two of them and the situation gets even more confusing
While we're at it, merge Moscow, Russia and Moscow, Idaho.

Merge Cairo, Egypt and Cairo, West Virginia.
Merge Vienna, Austria and Vienna, West Virginia.
Merge Shanghai, China and Shanghai West Virginia.
Rename the rest of West Virginia to Vandalia so people stop confusing us with the other Virginia.

What about the 32 towns and cities in the US called Manchester?

[Cekoviu]

Merge Cairo, Egypt and Cairo, West Virginia.
Merge Vienna, Austria and Vienna, West Virginia.
Merge Shanghai, China and Shanghai West Virginia.
Rename the rest of West Virginia to Vandalia so people stop confusing us with the other Virginia.

What about the 32 towns and cities in the US called Manchester?

Kick them out of the United States and force them upon Great Britain against its will.

[The Two Jerseys]

Merge Cairo, Egypt and Cairo, West Virginia.
Merge Vienna, Austria and Vienna, West Virginia.
Merge Shanghai, China and Shanghai West Virginia.
Rename the rest of West Virginia to Vandalia so people stop confusing us with the other Virginia.

What about the 32 towns and cities in the US called Manchester?

Merge them all with Manchester, England, and call it "Manchester United".

[The of Japan]

I would split California in 2 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... astal.html

[Cekoviu]

I would split California in 2 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... astal.html

In that case, let's just split the metro and rural areas of every single state. I'm sure that'll help the divide between rural and urban communities.

[Lanoraie II]

My god, I've made a horrible mistake. I hate Idaho so much (except the drive to Silverwood from the north--very scenic!) that I genuinely wiped its existence from my head and pretended Washington was there.

Here's an updated map. Unfortunately, some Idahicks were allowed to survive, but I couldn't risk accidentally putting myself in the Idieho containment section, despite the name.

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Why does Maine only have to repent? No eternal punishment for them if they don't? What do they get instead?

I like to leave what happens to Main if they refuse to repent open-ended and ominous.

Also, why is Detroit in the "Repent or Perish" zone?

And why is Montana in the Cool Zone, Montana sucks

Very good attitude to have. We don't want weaklings in the cool zone. You wouldn't survive a winter's night.

As for Detroit, let's just say there's several areas in the repent zones that will be evacuated into the perish zones and what's left over will be torn down and used for wildlife sanctuaries.

[Hammer Britannia]

Very good attitude to have. We don't want weaklings in the cool zone. You wouldn't survive a winter's night.

Says the guy who would die of heatstroke in the summer while wearing a T-shirt and Jeans

[The Emerald Legion]

It is the USA's destiny to liberate the entire planet.

[Valrifell]

Please spoiler that

Also, you want the US to annex all the oceans?

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Please spoiler that

Also, you want the US to annex all the oceans?

Of course we want to kick ourselves into the ocean for our crimes against global stability.

[Cekoviu]

It is the USA's destiny to liberate the entire planet.

I was interpreting the flag as the landmasses and grey as the oceans for a minute. Weird af

[Hammer Britannia]

Please spoiler that

Also, you want the US to annex all the oceans?

Yes, the entire population of the US is pirates now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRh-dzrI4Z4

[The Emerald Legion]

Please spoiler that

Also, you want the US to annex all the oceans?

I mean. Most of the planet is gonna be under water soon enough. Might as well get a head start on learning to build aquatic cities. Then we could also tax other nations for using our water, and more efficiently strip mine the land we have left.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Very good attitude to have. We don't want weaklings in the cool zone. You wouldn't survive a winter's night.

Says the guy who would die of heatstroke in the summer while wearing a T-shirt and Jeans

Says the guy who would die in weather that feels like -30 when I went outside in weather that supposedly felt like -50 (all measurements are Fahrenheit, not Celsius).