How would you redraw the US states?

[Cekoviu]

They're not contiguous, though.

Unless you want to make a state so blatantly gerrymandered that it'd make "the Earmuffs" look like a paragon of contiguity.

What is Michigan?

It's a state located in the northeastern quadrant of the United States, bordering Ohio, Indiana, Ontario, and Wisconsin. It's the 10th most populous state, in large part due to the Detroit metropolitan area.

[The Blaatschapen]

On the county level, there is Fulton county, Kentucky which is clearly not contiguous.

I almost spelled that like contagious.

That said, Liberty Island. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Island An exclave of New York state in New Jersey.

[Northwest Slobovia]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

[Olthar]

What is Michigan?

It's a state located in the northeastern quadrant of the United States, bordering Ohio, Indiana, Ontario, and Wisconsin. It's the 10th most populous state, in large part due to the Detroit metropolitan area.

What? Michigan is midwest, not northeast.

[Evil Dictators Happyland]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

It's an NSG thread, everything involved is going to be done with the care and subtlety of a Scotsman attacking a giant bear with a chainsaw

[The Blaatschapen]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

I wasn't alive back then, so I have to get my jollies now.

[Hammer Britannia]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

It's an NSG thread, everything involved is going to be done with the care and subtlety of a Scotsman attacking a giant bear with a chainsaw

I have never heard that analogy before, but I love it.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

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[Teachian]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

Sure we could make intelligent, well-researched borders to best keep regional stability or harmony,

But random lines and annexations are way cooler!

[Evil Dictators Happyland]

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i will swear word at you

[West Leas Oros 2]

DO KNOW HOW SWEAR ON ROBLOX?

i will swear word at you

I’m going to commit die

[Northwest Slobovia]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

It's an NSG thread, everything involved is going to be done with the care and subtlety of a Scotsman attacking a giant bear with a chainsaw

Hee!

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

I wasn't alive back then, so I have to get my jollies now.

...and NSG is the best you can do? Poor Blaat...

[Olthar]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

I disagree. Europe didn't draw Africa into dicks.

[Northwest Slobovia]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

I disagree. Europe didn't draw Africa into dicks.

Indeed. That's why your proposal has a great advantage over all the others. *nods sagely*

[Frostnia]

Give the UP to Wisconsin and change the Minnesota border from the St. Croix to the Mississippi

[Olthar]

I disagree. Europe didn't draw Africa into dicks.

Indeed. That's why your proposal has a great advantage over all the others. *nods sagely*

I figure, if you're going to fuck things up, you might as well go all in.

[Hammer Britannia]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

I disagree. Europe didn't draw Africa into dicks.

I mean, if you squint, DRC, Namibia, and Cameroon kinda look like they have them.

[Valrifell]

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

It's an excellent demonstration of "I know what borders these people want better than themselves" but applied to the US instead of some third-world nation.

[The New California Republic]

I'd redraw them so that it resembled a doge face.

[Cekoviu]

It's a state located in the northeastern quadrant of the United States, bordering Ohio, Indiana, Ontario, and Wisconsin. It's the 10th most populous state, in large part due to the Detroit metropolitan area.

What? Michigan is midwest, not northeast.

Northeastern, if you divide the States into 4 equal quadrants. Michigan is in the Midwest the same way that Virginia is in the South -- it's more of an arbitrary contiguous cultural and historic group than a geographical reality.

*Reads thread* The majority of the posts indicate that people are trying to repartition the states with all the care and knowledge with which the European empires carved up Africa at the end of the 19th century.

I disagree. Europe didn't draw Africa into dicks.

America already has one anyway.

[Nuclear Wastelands]

I'd Redraw it for older borders: Texas is bigger, Massachusetts has Maine and parts of NH, Make "Jefferson" The 51st state, etc.

[Olthar]

What? Michigan is midwest, not northeast.

Northeastern, if you divide the States into 4 equal quadrants. Michigan is in the Midwest the same way that Virginia is in the South -- it's more of an arbitrary contiguous cultural and historic group than a geographical reality.

I disagree. Europe didn't draw Africa into dicks.

America already has one anyway.

But 50 dicks is better than 1 dick.

[Cekoviu]

Northeastern, if you divide the States into 4 equal quadrants. Michigan is in the Midwest the same way that Virginia is in the South -- it's more of an arbitrary contiguous cultural and historic group than a geographical reality.

America already has one anyway.

But 50 dicks is better than 1 dick.

You know, I can't really argue with that.

[Auzkhia]

Merge the Two Dakotas into Mega Dakota.

[Indibagion Mer]

Make one big Indiana