How would you redraw the US states?

[Barboneia]

I'd erase every state except Pennsylvania, and then make Pennsylvania encompass what was formally all of the other states. Shitty roads and cheesesteaks for everyone!

Yes, if we have to suffer so should the rest of the country.

Fuck yeah. United in misery, we will become stronger overall.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Join us in New France, we got raquettes and an old man with a gun!

Nah I'd rather be part of the Midlands than be stuck relegated to speak Quebecois French or Southern New Orleans French.

Calm down and think of all the beds and breakfasts.

No.

C'mon man, I'll teach you!

It might involve lots of swearing though.

[Valrifell]

I'd just split up the states along previously attempted secessionist movements and retroactively annex a few places.

There's a map that has outlined the bordergore I want to achieve, let me see if I can find it.

[Dresderstan]

Nah I'd rather be part of the Midlands than be stuck relegated to speak Quebecois French or Southern New Orleans French.


No.

C'mon man, I'll teach you!

It might involve lots of swearing though.

No, if I wanted to speak the language of the weak I'd learn real, traditional French from mainland Europe.

I'd just split up the states along previously attempted secessionist movements and retroactively annex a few places.

There's a map that has outlined the bordergore I want to achieve, let me see if I can find it.

Why, why would you want that?

[Valrifell]

I'd just split up the states along previously attempted secessionist movements and retroactively annex a few places.

There's a map that has outlined the bordergore I want to achieve, let me see if I can find it.

Found it https://attackthesystem.com/2015/03/27/the-124-states-of-america-what-would-the-u-s-look-like-if-all-of-the-secession-movements-in-u-s-history-had-succeeded/

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[Mushet]

(Image)

I recognize reorganizing this way would be a clusterfuck but this is more or less how I would have originally organized it.

No.

Well that was a very lackluster response.

[Hammer Britannia]

1. Give Texas it's old borders
2. Rig every state so that it won't have a population of more than 20 million (Except Texas)
3. Partition California between Oregon, Arizona, and Nevada, with the coast being annexed by America
4. Unite North/South states + West and East Virginia.

There, done.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

C'mon man, I'll teach you!

It might involve lots of swearing though.

No, if I wanted to speak the language of the weak I'd learn real, traditional French from mainland Europe.

I'd just split up the states along previously attempted secessionist movements and retroactively annex a few places.

There's a map that has outlined the bordergore I want to achieve, let me see if I can find it.

Why, why would you want that?

WEAK!?

Imma whoop your arse with a lacrosse stick!

I'd just split up the states along previously attempted secessionist movements and retroactively annex a few places.

There's a map that has outlined the bordergore I want to achieve, let me see if I can find it.

Found it https://attackthesystem.com/2015/03/27/the-124-states-of-america-what-would-the-u-s-look-like-if-all-of-the-secession-movements-in-u-s-history-had-succeeded/

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

How do I delete somebody else's post?

[Dresderstan]

I'd just split up the states along previously attempted secessionist movements and retroactively annex a few places.

There's a map that has outlined the bordergore I want to achieve, let me see if I can find it.

Found it https://attackthesystem.com/2015/03/27/the-124-states-of-america-what-would-the-u-s-look-like-if-all-of-the-secession-movements-in-u-s-history-had-succeeded/

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I've seen it before and I hate it. Also the map is way too small and I can't zoom in.

[The Blaatschapen]

1. Give Texas it's old borders
2. Rig every state so that it won't have a population of more than 20 million (Except Texas)
3. Partition California between Oregon, Arizona, and Nevada, with the coast being annexed by America
4. Unite North/South states + West and East Virginia.

There, done.

There's an East Virginia?

[Mushet]

I'd just split up the states along previously attempted secessionist movements and retroactively annex a few places.

There's a map that has outlined the bordergore I want to achieve, let me see if I can find it.

Found it https://attackthesystem.com/2015/03/27/the-124-states-of-america-what-would-the-u-s-look-like-if-all-of-the-secession-movements-in-u-s-history-had-succeeded/

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

No Republic of Lakota

I am disappoint.

[Valrifell]

Found it https://attackthesystem.com/2015/03/27/the-124-states-of-america-what-would-the-u-s-look-like-if-all-of-the-secession-movements-in-u-s-history-had-succeeded/

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I've seen it before and I hate it. Also the map is way too small and I can't zoom in.

That's my bad. Try a reverse image search for better quality.

[Valrifell]

Found it https://attackthesystem.com/2015/03/27/the-124-states-of-america-what-would-the-u-s-look-like-if-all-of-the-secession-movements-in-u-s-history-had-succeeded/

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

No Republic of Lakota

I am disappoint.

One fatal flaw as to not anger God with its near perfection.

[Hammer Britannia]

1. Give Texas it's old borders
2. Rig every state so that it won't have a population of more than 20 million (Except Texas)
3. Partition California between Oregon, Arizona, and Nevada, with the coast being annexed by America
4. Unite North/South states + West and East Virginia.

There, done.

There's an East Virginia?

There isn't, but I just like calling the state of Virgin that.

[Dresderstan]

I've seen it before and I hate it. Also the map is way too small and I can't zoom in.

That's my bad. Try a reverse image search for better quality.

Found it on r/Map_Porn subreddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Map_Porn/comme ... 97_x_1374/

[Dresderstan]

There's an East Virginia?

There isn't, but I just like calling the state of Virgin that.

There's a state of Virgin?

[Hammer Britannia]

There isn't, but I just like calling the state of Virgin that.

There's a state of Virgin?

Yes, it's called New Jersey

But, I meant Virginia. I mispelt.

[Valrifell]

There's a state of Virgin?

Yes, it's called New Jersey

Wow, ok, rude. We had two official names and the other one was Caesarea but we didn't go for that because we're lame or something.

[Mushet]

There's an East Virginia?

There isn't, but I just like calling the state of Virgin that.

Why do you call Utah East Virginia?

[Western Vale Confederacy]

There isn't, but I just like calling the state of Virgin that.

There's a state of Virgin?

Yeah, and its population count?

You.

*le epic dab*

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

SUPREME MAP MEASURED BY CANADA

[Page]

There's a state of Virgin?

Yes, it's called New Jersey

But, I meant Virginia. I mispelt.

Bold move to diss New Jersey. They used to have a governor who would shut down a bridge just to spite you and eat everything in your fridge. I sure wouldn't mess with that guy.

[Dresderstan]

There's a state of Virgin?

Yeah, and its population count?

You.

*le epic dab*

Assuming you've had sex as well.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Yeah, and its population count?

You.

*le epic dab*

Assuming you've had sex as well.

The law requires that I do not answer this question.

[Dresderstan]

Yes, it's called New Jersey

But, I meant Virginia. I mispelt.

Bold move to diss New Jersey. They used to have a governor who would shut down a bridge just to spite you and eat everything in your fridge. I sure wouldn't mess with that guy.

tbf NJ should have just been PA clay to begin with. Now even we don't want NJ, in fact if they want they could take Philly with them.