Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:00 pmby Hurdergaryp
Ethel mermania wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:Thin mints and samoas are the work of man, not those of some kind of absurd sky wizard who is as preposterous as he (of course it's a "he", because dozens of centuries of debilitating patriarchy will do that to you) is fickle as fuck.
A species of murder monkeys who consider bud light to be an achievement, can not possibly be responsible for the delight that is thin mints.
* note: I stole "murder monkeys" from another poster here. Its glorious and it is how i shall in the future refer to humans.
As an European, I do not consider Bud Light to be an achievement at all. America is not the world.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:01 pmby Farnhamia
Hurdergaryp wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:A species of murder monkeys who consider bud light to be an achievement, can not possibly be responsible for the delight that is thin mints.
* note: I stole "murder monkeys" from another poster here. Its glorious and it is how i shall in the future refer to humans.
As an European, I do not consider Bud Light to be an achievement at all. America is not the world.
Neither do many Americans. America is not insignificant.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:04 pmby The Blaatschapen
Karu Nadu wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:As an European, I do not consider Bud Light to be an achievement at all. America is not the world.
Hurdlygurdlygurdlygoop.
Yes, his name is hilarious
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:06 pmby Heloin
Farnhamia wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:They look warm and inviting.
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
Likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:06 pmby Hurdergaryp
Farnhamia wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:As an European, I do not consider Bud Light to be an achievement at all. America is not the world.
Neither do many Americans. America is not insignificant.
Tell me something I do not know. The collateral damage caused by US American geopolitical shortsightedness is downright catastrophic. Without the active support for internationalist jihadism by the Reagan administration there probably wouldn't have been a 9/11, for example.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:06 pmby Esternial
Farnhamia wrote:America is not insignificant.
Sounds a lot like what North Korea would say.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:07 pmby Western Vale Confederacy
Heloin wrote:You can best believe that, he's a macho man
Likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Isn’t your Legend of Zelda-esque weakness Matt Damon or somethin’?
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:09 pmby Hurdergaryp
The blAAtschApen wrote:Karu Nadu wrote:Hurdlygurdlygurdlygoop.
Yes, his name is hilarious
Do not make the mistake of thinking that the hilarious are perfectly harmless, though. History tells a tragically different story.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:10 pmby Heloin
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Heloin wrote:You can best believe that, he's a macho man
Likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Isn’t your Legend of Zelda-esque weakness Matt Damon or somethin’?
Matt Damon is my perfect man. Dwayne Johnson is everyone's perfect man.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:11 pmby Karu Nadu
Hurdergaryp wrote:The blAAtschApen wrote:Yes, his name is hilarious
Do not make the mistake of thinking that the hilarious are perfectly harmless, though. History tells a tragically different story.
Hurdlygurdlysmurfgoopygaypglapgoop.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:11 pmby Ethel mermania
Hurdergaryp wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:A species of murder monkeys who consider bud light to be an achievement, can not possibly be responsible for the delight that is thin mints.
* note: I stole "murder monkeys" from another poster here. Its glorious and it is how i shall in the future refer to humans.
As an European, I do not consider Bud Light to be an achievement at all. America is not the world.
As a European you should be well aware that the makers of bud light are a Belgium corporation. So that achievement is yours.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:11 pmby Western Vale Confederacy
Heloin wrote:Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Isn’t your Legend of Zelda-esque weakness Matt Damon or somethin’?
Matt Damon is my perfect man. Dwayne Johnson is everyone's perfect man.
Ectomorph best morph.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:12 pmby Hurdergaryp
Ethel mermania wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:As an European, I do not consider Bud Light to be an achievement at all. America is not the world.
As a European you should be well aware that the makers of bud light are a Belgium corporation. So that achievement is yours.
Says the same guy who found a perverse delight in proclaiming that Belgium does not even exist
several dozen times.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:12 pmby The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord
In other news, my Hamlet essay is utter nonsense wrapped in a veil of various sophistries and strongly-held pseudo-intellectual pretensions. Hamlet’s Soliloquy Through a Postmodern Psychoanalytical Intersectional Feminist Lens is the title of my "magnum opus", and it's all downhill from there. Note that "postmodern psychoanalytical intersectional feminism" isn't actually a thing (I think), but as the old saying goes: "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullcrap."
Anyway, how is everyone? I, for one, haven't had this much fun writing an essay in years.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:13 pmby Ethel mermania
Hurdergaryp wrote:Farnhamia wrote:Neither do many Americans. America is not insignificant.
Tell me something I do not know. The collateral damage caused by US American geopolitical shortsightedness is downright catastrophic. Without the active support for internationalist jihadism by the Reagan administration there probably wouldn't have been a 9/11, for example.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:14 pmby Ethel mermania
Hurdergaryp wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:As a European you should be well aware that the makers of bud light are a Belgium corporation. So that achievement is yours.
Says the same guy who found a perverse delight in proclaiming that Belgium does not even exist
several dozen times.
It's on the web, it must be true.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:15 pmby The Blaatschapen
Hurdergaryp wrote:The blAAtschApen wrote:Yes, his name is hilarious
Do not make the mistake of thinking that the hilarious are perfectly harmless, though. History tells a tragically different story.
Karl Marx was as funny as Groucho
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:15 pmby Hurdergaryp
Ethel mermania wrote:The blAAtschApen wrote:America is yuge
WE WILL BUILD A WALL, and name it george.
Oh, please. You wouldn't even recognize a single brick if it hit you square in the head, let alone a goddamn
Deutsche Demokratische Republik-style
WALL.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:17 pmby Kannap
In Bethesda's defense, Fallout 76 was still a better tourism campaign for West Virginia than anything the state has come up with itself.
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:17 pmby Karu Nadu
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Purpelia wrote:Which you have to admit is a very bad thing indeed. Parades are literally more capable than ISIS when it comes to shutting half a city down for traffic, making people late and generally disrupting daily life.
LGBT parades make the soccer moms angry because they’ll actually have to take a detour to get to the hair salon.
Truly a traumatizing display of terrorism.
Wow, I've really started a long string of memespam, haven't I?
Posted:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:18 pmby Geneviev
The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord wrote:In other news, my
Hamlet essay is utter nonsense wrapped in a veil of various sophistries and strongly-held pseudo-intellectual pretensions.
Hamlet’s Soliloquy Through a Postmodern Psychoanalytical Intersectional Feminist Lens is the title of my "magnum opus", and it's all downhill from there. Note that "postmodern psychoanalytical intersectional feminism" isn't actually a thing (I think), but as the old saying goes: "
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullcrap."
Anyway, how is everyone? I, for one, haven't had this much fun writing an essay in
years.
That sounds like possibly one of the best essays you could write.
