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Western Vale Confederacy wrote:

Heloin wrote:I once almost got a job writing horoscopes for some local paper, I didn't get the job because inspite of being told that I was better then the other person gunning for the job, I was apparently "Clearly taking the piss". Which to be fair, was completely true.

Horoscopes are such vague bullshit anyways lol

Agreed. They don't actually tell you anything.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Horoscopes are such vague bullshit anyways lol

Agreed. They don't actually tell you anything.

Jupiter has aligned with Saturn and Aquarius has had an accident on Libra. From these signs the stars tell me that today you will doubt the stars today, a very ill omen. Wear yellow socks.

Gallade wrote:

Pax Nerdvana wrote:Agreed. They don't actually tell you anything.

Jupiter has aligned with Saturn and Aquarius has had an accident on Libra. From these signs the stars tell me that today you will doubt the stars today, a very ill omen. Wear yellow socks.

I read that as a "very ill onion" for some reason. I don't own yellow socks.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Gallade wrote:Jupiter has aligned with Saturn and Aquarius has had an accident on Libra. From these signs the stars tell me that today you will doubt the stars today, a very ill omen. Wear yellow socks.

I read that as a "very ill onion" for some reason. I don't own yellow socks.

Sellotape a lemon to your headband for similar protective effects

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Gallade wrote:Jupiter has aligned with Saturn and Aquarius has had an accident on Libra. From these signs the stars tell me that today you will doubt the stars today, a very ill omen. Wear yellow socks.

I read that as a "very ill onion" for some reason.

Oh, this bodes terribly.

Gallade wrote:

Pax Nerdvana wrote:I read that as a "very ill onion" for some reason.

Oh, this bodes terribly.

Run outside and turn three times anti-clockwise to cleanse the auras.

Please, tell me I don't need a disclaimer for this.

The Free Joy State wrote:

Gallade wrote:Oh, this bodes terribly.

Run outside and turn three times anti-clockwise to cleanse the auras.

Please, tell me I don't need a disclaimer for this.

Oh well done Joy, he summoned Xolotl.

Gallade wrote:

The Free Joy State wrote:Run outside and turn three times anti-clockwise to cleanse the auras.

Please, tell me I don't need a disclaimer for this.

Oh well done Joy, he summoned Xolotl.

Now Xolotl may not be the prettiest mutt but, with a little love, I'm sure he'd make a lovely family pet.

Why not approach that demon-dog and offer him a biscuit?

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Gallade wrote:

Pax Nerdvana wrote:Agreed. They don't actually tell you anything.

Jupiter has aligned with Saturn and Aquarius has had an accident on Libra. From these signs the stars tell me that today you will doubt the stars today, a very ill omen. Wear yellow socks.

When I was trying to get the job that's basically what I wrote. Write things that look meaningful and say as little as possible.

Heloin wrote:

Gallade wrote:Jupiter has aligned with Saturn and Aquarius has had an accident on Libra. From these signs the stars tell me that today you will doubt the stars today, a very ill omen. Wear yellow socks.

When I was trying to get the job that's basically what I wrote. Write things that look meaningful and say as little as possible.

Would you like a gig in Marketing?

Gallade wrote:

Heloin wrote:When I was trying to get the job that's basically what I wrote. Write things that look meaningful and say as little as possible.

Would you like a gig in Marketing?

I think it'd be an interesting job, especially if this whole Ranger thing doesn't work out for me in the long term.

Odd thing ive noticed whilst working at ladbrokes, near all the women who have placed bets in the stores ive worked have exclusively put them on the lotto or bingo. I think ive seen like two women who have placed bets on a football coupon or a horse or dog. Wonder why that is.



Also side tangent Some people who complain about body shaming are absolutely fucking hypocrites.

They will blow a gasket if you say anything negative about a womans body but will spend all day calling trump a fat small handed small dick walking carrot.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Odd thing ive noticed whilst working at ladbrokes, near all the women who have placed bets in the stores ive worked have exclusively put them on the lotto or bingo. I think ive seen like two women who have placed bets on a football coupon or a horse or dog. Wonder why that is.



Also side tangent Some people who complain about body shaming are absolutely fucking hypocrites.

They will blow a gasket if you say anything negative about a womans body but will spend all day calling trump a fat small handed small dick walking carrot.

Ah it depends where you are, I'm sure. Grew up in Clonmel down south, as a result the greyhound and horse tracks get quite a bit of my paycheck if there's a race on when I'm visiting home.

But then it's Paddy Power I'd go to, of course. Right now all the fun money is on just how fucked Britain is right now, exactly.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Odd thing ive noticed whilst working at ladbrokes, near all the women who have placed bets in the stores ive worked have exclusively put them on the lotto or bingo. I think ive seen like two women who have placed bets on a football coupon or a horse or dog. Wonder why that is.



Also side tangent Some people who complain about body shaming are absolutely fucking hypocrites.

They will blow a gasket if you say anything negative about a womans body but will spend all day calling trump a fat small handed small dick walking carrot.

Dunno about other countries but in Belgium the Lotto has really become a sad affair. In the past people bought tickets and scratched or whatever, but nowadays you see middle-aged women go to a kioskn and buy two tickets, which prompts the girl behind the register to scan two tickets into a lottery machine that immediately shows her if she's won.

Woman had to pay after getting her 1,5 euro winnings discounted from the ticket price.

Somehow I find that a little sad.

Gallade wrote:

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Odd thing ive noticed whilst working at ladbrokes, near all the women who have placed bets in the stores ive worked have exclusively put them on the lotto or bingo. I think ive seen like two women who have placed bets on a football coupon or a horse or dog. Wonder why that is.



Also side tangent Some people who complain about body shaming are absolutely fucking hypocrites.

They will blow a gasket if you say anything negative about a womans body but will spend all day calling trump a fat small handed small dick walking carrot.

Ah it depends where you are, I'm sure. Grew up in Clonmel down south, as a result the greyhound and horse tracks get quite a bit of my paycheck if there's a race on when I'm visiting home.

But then it's Paddy Power I'd go to, of course. Right now all the fun money is on just how fucked Britain is right now, exactly.

Hmm true.

Esternial wrote:

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Odd thing ive noticed whilst working at ladbrokes, near all the women who have placed bets in the stores ive worked have exclusively put them on the lotto or bingo. I think ive seen like two women who have placed bets on a football coupon or a horse or dog. Wonder why that is.



Also side tangent Some people who complain about body shaming are absolutely fucking hypocrites.

They will blow a gasket if you say anything negative about a womans body but will spend all day calling trump a fat small handed small dick walking carrot.

Dunno about other countries but in Belgium the Lotto has really become a sad affair. In the past people bought tickets and scratched or whatever, but nowadays you see middle-aged women go to a kioskn and buy two tickets, which prompts the girl behind the register to scan two tickets into a lottery machine that immediately shows her if she's won.

Woman had to pay after getting her 1,5 euro winnings discounted from the ticket price.

Somehow I find that a little sad.

Most people who do the lotto in my experience so far over the last few months usually do about 3-5 lotto slips at the same time. Seen a few do around 10 or so, its a bit mental. Though the saddest things ive seen are some of the people who use the FOBT machines, one guy yesterday won 1300 on one of them after about an hour or two, then went back on the machine for like another 5 hours right up until closing and left winning 800. No idea how much he put into that thing in total but when i was clearing the money out of it at close up it had easily near 5 times the money in it as the other two.

Gallade wrote:

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Odd thing ive noticed whilst working at ladbrokes, near all the women who have placed bets in the stores ive worked have exclusively put them on the lotto or bingo. I think ive seen like two women who have placed bets on a football coupon or a horse or dog. Wonder why that is.



Also side tangent Some people who complain about body shaming are absolutely fucking hypocrites.

They will blow a gasket if you say anything negative about a womans body but will spend all day calling trump a fat small handed small dick walking carrot.

Ah it depends where you are, I'm sure. Grew up in Clonmel down south, as a result the greyhound and horse tracks get quite a bit of my paycheck if there's a race on when I'm visiting home.

But then it's Paddy Power I'd go to, of course. Right now all the fun money is on just how fucked Britain is right now, exactly.

Paddy power is now blocked on my phone.

(Cries).

Ethel mermania wrote:

Gallade wrote:Ah it depends where you are, I'm sure. Grew up in Clonmel down south, as a result the greyhound and horse tracks get quite a bit of my paycheck if there's a race on when I'm visiting home.

But then it's Paddy Power I'd go to, of course. Right now all the fun money is on just how fucked Britain is right now, exactly.

Paddy power is now blocked on my phone.

(Cries).

It's time to see the signs, you're living in a dystopia and must invest in a decent VPN.

Gallade wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Paddy power is now blocked on my phone.

(Cries).

It's time to see the signs, you're living in a dystopia and must invest in a decent VPN.

I know, how am I suppose to make money on American elections without knowing what the smart money says?

Me in the grocers - I really need to cut done on sugar, maybe go on a diet and start exercising more.

Me leaving grocers - Hey! Girl scout cookies!

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:

Karu Nadu wrote:Heloji, let us say, being a Bapu is indeed a very lucrative line of work.

What the actual Tipu Sultan are you saying!?

Everything.... but nothing.... yet everything....

Heloin wrote:Me in the grocers - I really need to cut done on sugar, maybe go on a diet and start exercising more.

Me leaving grocers - Hey! Girl scout cookies!

Girl Scout cookies are the universal exception to any diet.

Valrifell wrote:

Heloin wrote:Me in the grocers - I really need to cut done on sugar, maybe go on a diet and start exercising more.

Me leaving grocers - Hey! Girl scout cookies!

Girl Scout cookies are the universal exception to any diet.

I now have a whole lot of Samoas and Savannah Smiles.

The Huskar Social Union wrote: trump a fat small handed small dick walking carrot.

How do you say that?