TET: All Under Heaven

[Dumb Ideologies]

I had my first grey hairs when I was 16 lol.

For easy mode, try brushing it off as making you look "distinguished". For extra credit, you can also try the higher difficulty mission:

1) Recognise that nothing in the natural world remains the same forever
2) Realise that expecting to be an exception to that rule is the most ridiculous expression of the modern "cult of the individual"
3) Accept that none of us is the main character in humanity's story, and therefore none of us is entitled to quasi-divine plot armour that elevates them above the fundamental condition of the rest of humanity

Due warning, this is pretty much the hardest mission in the game. Good luck!

What do I win

Existential angst

Excellent

It's the only known way other than religious faith or dunderheaded blissful ignorance to reduce said feeling and make it somewhat manageable, unless I've run the wrong numbers again.

[Jetan]

Besides, keeping the hair is much more important than the colour. I'd gladly go grey if it meant not going bald. Alas, my genes are against me on this matter.

So were mine, but I half-suspect the measures that resulted in me retaining mine may be too extreme for some.

I believe that is a fair assessment.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Besides, keeping the hair is much more important than the colour. I'd gladly go grey if it meant not going bald. Alas, my genes are against me on this matter.

So were mine, but I half-suspect the measures that resulted in me retaining mine may be too extreme for some.

I know for a fact that you are transgender, so this might play a role in said measures.

[Dumb Ideologies]

So were mine, but I half-suspect the measures that resulted in me retaining mine may be too extreme for some.

I know for a fact that you are transgender, so this might play a role in said measures.

By explaining explicitly you ruin the joke. Boo. B o o o o.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

I know for a fact that you are transgender, so this might play a role in said measures.

By explaining explicitly you ruin the joke. Boo. B o o o o.

I’m not good with jokes anyways..

[Dumb Ideologies]

By explaining explicitly you ruin the joke. Boo. B o o o o.

I’m not good with jokes anyways..

According to the script, this is where I use my ninja clone technique to try to hook you off from both the wings while also throwing enough tomatoes that the stage front gets reclassified as a salad.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

I’m not good with jokes anyways..

According to the script, this is where I use my ninja clone technique to try to hook you off from both the wings while also throwing enough tomatoes that the stage front gets reclassified as a salad.

You could always applaud my attempts at being comedic.

[Dumb Ideologies]

According to the script, this is where I use my ninja clone technique to try to hook you off from both the wings while also throwing enough tomatoes that the stage front gets reclassified as a salad.

You could always applaud my attempts at being comedic.

That's a very big rewrite and I'm not convinced the audience will buy it.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

You could always applaud my attempts at being comedic.

That's a very big rewrite and I'm not convinced the audience will buy it.

Ah yes, the audience...

Composed of me, you, a Zimbabwean, a cat, a salty Polish soldier...

[NeuPolska]

I am indeed quite salty

[Dumb Ideologies]

That's a very big rewrite and I'm not convinced the audience will buy it.

Ah yes, the audience...

Composed of me, you, a Zimbabwean, a cat, a salty Polish soldier...

A combination born to be the set-up to a joke to be sure, but instead of walking into a bar they've come to our humble theatre and they deserve our respect (probably).

[Western Vale Confederacy]

I am indeed quite salty

If I lick you, you’d probably taste like salted beef jerky.

[Dumb Ideologies]

I am indeed quite salty

If I lick you, you’d probably taste like salted beef jerky.

My uwu sense is tingling.

[Jetan]

Contrary to the popular belief, I am, in fact, not Zimbabwean.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

If I lick you, you’d probably taste like salted beef jerky.

My uwu sense is tingling.

I have no shame in openly speaking about this sorta stuff.

[Jetan]

And I don't see Ethel around either.

[NeuPolska]

If I lick you, you’d probably taste like salted beef jerky.

My uwu sense is tingling.

H-hope you like extra s-sodium in your arteries, anon

[Western Vale Confederacy]

My uwu sense is tingling.

H-hope you like extra s-sodium in your arteries, anon

Oh, I fucking love salty stuff!

[New haven america]

Contrary to the popular belief, I am, in fact, not Zimbabwean.

Yes you are.

[Ethel mermania]

And I don't see Ethel around either.

Lurking, always, from on top of the bookshelf.
...

[Jetan]

Contrary to the popular belief, I am, in fact, not Zimbabwean.

Yes you are.

Nah, I'm too fat for that.

And I don't see Ethel around either.

Lurking, always, from on top of the bookshelf.
...

I always knew you were the Ceiling Cat. Watching us....
The cat part was obvious, of course.

[Ethel mermania]

Yes you are.

Nah, I'm too fat for that.

Lurking, always, from on top of the bookshelf.
...

I always knew you were the Ceiling Cat. Watching us....
The cat part was obvious, of course.

Tbh, I just climbed to high up, and now I am scared to get down.

According to the lol cat bible. Ceiling cat created a lot of stuff, I ain't that good.

[Jetan]

Nah, I'm too fat for that.


I always knew you were the Ceiling Cat. Watching us....
The cat part was obvious, of course.

Tbh, I just climbed to high up, and now I am scared to get down.

According to the lol cat bible. Ceiling cat created a lot of stuff, I ain't that good.

Ah, fair enough.

[Auze]

Looking at the number of posts, I wonder what post was the 10 millionth.

[Andsed]

Nah, I'm too fat for that.


I always knew you were the Ceiling Cat. Watching us....
The cat part was obvious, of course.

Tbh, I just climbed to high up, and now I am scared to get down.

According to the lol cat bible. Ceiling cat created a lot of stuff, I ain't that good.

So who is ceiling cat? Also dogs are better. Fite me m8