TET: All Under Heaven

[Karu Nadu]

What is with this Amphibian hate against frogs and Kermit? This is unacceptable speciesist.

The frogs are coming over here, taking our jobs.

They don't even taste that good.

[Yagon]

What is with this Amphibian hate against frogs and Kermit? This is unacceptable speciesist.

The frogs are coming over here, taking our jobs.

And also they're all members of MS-13 and they will murder all of our children.

[The South Falls]

The frogs are coming over here, taking our jobs.

And also they're all members of MS-13 and they will murder all of our children.

But not before raping them, of course.

[Karu Nadu]

What is with this Amphibian hate against frogs and Kermit? This is unacceptable speciesist.

The frogs are coming over here, taking our jobs.

Imagine a group of frogs at a construction site.

[Heloin]

And also they're all members of MS-13 and they will murder all of our children.

But not before raping them, of course.

We need to build a wall around the swamps and make the frogs pay for it.

[Heloin]

The frogs are coming over here, taking our jobs.

Imagine a group of frogs at a construction site.

On one hand it's grossly inefficient. On the other hand they work for flies.

[Karu Nadu]

But not before raping them, of course.

We need to build a wall around the swamps and make the frogs pay for it.

Then we will eat them

[Yagon]

But not before raping them, of course.

We need to build a wall around the swamps and make the frogs pay for it.

Also the frogs are socialist radicals and want to afflict us with healthcare and education that will become 1984 somehow. With frogs.

"A webbed foot crushing a face forever"...

[Ameriganastan]

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I just checked myself in the mirror. I've got a gray hair. A GRAY HAIR. I'm not even in my 30's yet and I just found my first gray hair. What the fuck.

[Karu Nadu]

[quote="Heloin";p="35283455]
On one hand it's grossly inefficient. On the other hand they work for flies.[/quote]
*Sigh*
My sig is filling up so quickly.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I just checked myself in the mirror. I've got a gray hair. A GRAY HAIR. I'm not even in my 30's yet and I just found my first gray hair. What the fuck.

And? Grey hair looks good on most people.

[Yagon]

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I just checked myself in the mirror. I've got a gray hair. A GRAY HAIR. I'm not even in my 30's yet and I just found my first gray hair. What the fuck.

It might be stress. You seem a little stressed.

[Woodfiredpizzas]

I really need to get well enough to go back to work. Teaching my sister how to drive is going to kill me.

[Pasong Tirad]

We need to build a wall around the swamps and make the frogs pay for it.

Then we will eat them

This is the third reference you've made to eating frogs I feel like you're just begging somebody to ask you about it at this point.

[Heloin]

*Sigh*
My sig is filling up so quickly.

Here's it quoted properly

On one hand it's grossly inefficient. On the other hand they work for flies.

[Ameriganastan]

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I just checked myself in the mirror. I've got a gray hair. A GRAY HAIR. I'm not even in my 30's yet and I just found my first gray hair. What the fuck.

It might be stress. You seem a little stressed.

I wasn't stressed about anything until now.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I just checked myself in the mirror. I've got a gray hair. A GRAY HAIR. I'm not even in my 30's yet and I just found my first gray hair. What the fuck.

It’s natural bro.

[Ameriganastan]

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I just checked myself in the mirror. I've got a gray hair. A GRAY HAIR. I'm not even in my 30's yet and I just found my first gray hair. What the fuck.

It’s natural bro.

Natural for people in like their 40's. I'm still in my twenties for cripes sake.

[Infected Mushroom]

It’s natural bro.

Natural for people in like their 40's. I'm still in my twenties for cripes sake.

Hopefully this means that you are about to get Magickal powers

[NeuPolska]

It’s natural bro.

Natural for people in like their 40's. I'm still in my twenties for cripes sake.

I’ve pulled out the rare grey hair in my preteens up through teens

I’m convinced an occasional grey hair is meaningless

[Dumb Ideologies]

I had my first grey hairs when I was 16 lol.

For easy mode, try brushing it off as making you look "distinguished". For extra credit, you can also try the higher difficulty mission:

1) Recognise that nothing in the natural world remains the same forever
2) Realise that expecting to be an exception to that rule is the most ridiculous expression of the modern "cult of the individual"
3) Accept that none of us is the main character in humanity's story, and therefore none of us is entitled to quasi-divine plot armour that elevates them above the fundamental condition of the rest of humanity

Due warning, this is pretty much the hardest mission in the game. Good luck!

[Jetan]

I had my first grey hairs when I was 16 lol.

For easy mode, try brushing it off as making you look "distinguished". For extra credit, you can also try the higher difficulty mission:

1) Recognise that nothing in the natural world remains the same forever
2) Realise that expecting to be an exception to that rule is the most ridiculous expression of the modern "cult of the individual"
3) Accept that none of us is the main character in humanity's story, and therefore none of us is entitled to quasi-divine plot armour that elevates them above the fundamental condition of the rest of humanity

Due warning, this is pretty much the hardest mission in the game. Good luck!

Besides, keeping the hair is much more important than the colour. I'd gladly go grey if it meant not going bald. Alas, my genes are against me on this matter.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Natural for people in like their 40's. I'm still in my twenties for cripes sake.

I’ve pulled out the rare grey hair in my preteens up through teens

I’m convinced an occasional grey hair is meaningless

Personally, I would not be greatly concerned at the sight of a single grey hair, even in my 20s.

It is only when you begin greying all around that you come to the conclusion that you are actually greying.

Besides, it is leagues better than balding.

My current troubles is dealing with my facial hair. It’s growing faster and thicker than ever (I shave every two weeks, but I’m pretty damn dark by the time I gotta shave), and it is finally beginning to connect (i.e. cheek hair is popping up).

[NeuPolska]

I had my first grey hairs when I was 16 lol.

For easy mode, try brushing it off as making you look "distinguished". For extra credit, you can also try the higher difficulty mission:

1) Recognise that nothing in the natural world remains the same forever
2) Realise that expecting to be an exception to that rule is the most ridiculous expression of the modern "cult of the individual"
3) Accept that none of us is the main character in humanity's story, and therefore none of us is entitled to quasi-divine plot armour that elevates them above the fundamental condition of the rest of humanity

Due warning, this is pretty much the hardest mission in the game. Good luck!

What do I win

Existential angst

Excellent

[Dumb Ideologies]

I had my first grey hairs when I was 16 lol.

For easy mode, try brushing it off as making you look "distinguished". For extra credit, you can also try the higher difficulty mission:

1) Recognise that nothing in the natural world remains the same forever
2) Realise that expecting to be an exception to that rule is the most ridiculous expression of the modern "cult of the individual"
3) Accept that none of us is the main character in humanity's story, and therefore none of us is entitled to quasi-divine plot armour that elevates them above the fundamental condition of the rest of humanity

Due warning, this is pretty much the hardest mission in the game. Good luck!

Besides, keeping the hair is much more important than the colour. I'd gladly go grey if it meant not going bald. Alas, my genes are against me on this matter.

So were mine, but I half-suspect the measures that resulted in me retaining mine may be too extreme for some.