TET: All Under Heaven

by **Geneviev** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:25 pm

Heloin wrote:
Xmara wrote:Yeah. It feels like someone's draining my life's blood from me and then selling it on the black market but not giving me my cut.

I'm still not 100% convinced I learned anything in my time at college. Don't worry, it'll end at some point. Then you get a piece of paper and a hat you can't really wear outside.

I do consider all the money worth it for the time the Neo-Nazi sitting next to me in a Sociology class called the professor a "N****r Loving Communist" in front of a class of about 50 people with me, him, and the professor being the only white people in there and stormed out.

That's very sad.

by **Pasong Tirad** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:26 pm

Kermit T Frog wrote:
Yagon wrote:
See, I'm glad they cleared that up, I'd thought it was stealing things by hanging out the side of a moving motor vehicle and grabbing them from elderly people while screaming Sex Pistols songs in Kermit the Frogs voice without a permit.

What the fuck, is this. Its fucking piss on the frog night.

KERMIT'S GOT A GUN

by **Yagon** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:26 pm

Kermit T Frog wrote:
Yagon wrote:
See, I'm glad they cleared that up, I'd thought it was stealing things by hanging out the side of a moving motor vehicle and grabbing them from elderly people while screaming Sex Pistols songs in Kermit the Frogs voice without a permit.

What the fuck, is this. Its fucking piss on the frog night.

You forget your pig, lad?

by **Kermit T Frog** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:26 pm

Heloin wrote:
Kermit T Frog wrote:
HEY, you got a problem with Kermit?
You think its funny.
I DONT think its fucking funny.

The best part is I'm reading this in Kermit's voice.

It's people like you that make me do this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BcERe5pd8yI

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:26 pm

Yagon wrote:
Kermit T Frog wrote:
What the fuck, is this. Its fucking piss on the frog night.

You forget your pig, lad?

The frog going for that fine slice of bacon

by **Heloin** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:27 pm

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Heloin wrote:I'm still not 100% convinced I learned anything in my time at college. Don't worry, it'll end at some point. Then you get a piece of paper and a hat you can't really wear outside.

I do consider all the money worth it for the time the Neo-Nazi sitting next to me in a Sociology class called the professor a "N****r Loving Communist" in front of a class of about 50 people with me, him, and the professor being the only white people in there and stormed out.

That must have been a sight to witness. Hope he got properly reprimanded.

The room was stunned silent for about a minute after he left before everyone broke down laughing till the end of class. I sadly don't know how the story of Racist McGee ends, never saw him again so I assume he dropped out.

by **Kermit T Frog** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:29 pm

Yagon wrote:
Kermit T Frog wrote:
What the fuck, is this. Its fucking piss on the frog night.

You forget your pig, lad?

Fucking pig left me for the dog. Frogs best friend my fat green ass.

by **Kermit T Frog** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:31 pm

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Yagon wrote:
You forget your pig, lad?

The frog going for that fine slice of bacon

I miss that sweet smoked pig.

by **Yagon** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:33 pm

Kermit T Frog wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
The frog going for that fine slice of bacon

I miss that sweet smoked pig.

Those dogs make all the money, Lassie, Beethoven, Hooch, Spuds MacKenzie, but will they be loyal? Will they be there in the morning?

Well, okay, I guess I can see it....

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:34 pm

Heloin wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:That must have been a sight to witness. Hope he got properly reprimanded.

The room was stunned silent for about a minute after he left before everyone broke down laughing till the end of class. I sadly don't know how the story of Racist McGee ends, never saw him again so I assume he dropped out.

Advantages of being a white Zimbabwean: Being a literal white supremacist detector

Disadvantages of being a white Zimbabwean: Attracting said white supremacists in the first place

by **Kermit T Frog** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:34 pm

Yagon wrote:
Kermit T Frog wrote:I miss that sweet smoked pig.

Those dogs make all the money, Lassie, Beethoven, Hooch, Spuds MacKenzie, but will they be loyal? Will they be there in the morning?

Well, okay, I guess I can see it....

Mammals suck, just sayin.

by **Yagon** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:34 pm

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Yagon wrote:
You forget your pig, lad?

The frog going for that fine slice of bacon

Nothin' like fine swine, can't blame the 'phibian for lovin' somethin' like pork.

by **Kermit T Frog** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:36 pm

Yagon wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
The frog going for that fine slice of bacon

Nothin' like fine swine, can't blame the 'phibian for lovin' somethin' like pork.

I use to make that fat sow squeal,

by **Heloin** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:36 pm

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Heloin wrote:The room was stunned silent for about a minute after he left before everyone broke down laughing till the end of class. I sadly don't know how the story of Racist McGee ends, never saw him again so I assume he dropped out.

Advantages of being a white Zimbabwean: Being a literal white supremacist detector

Disadvantages of being a white Zimbabwean: Attracting said white supremacists in the first place

Sadly yes.

by **Pasong Tirad** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:36 pm

Kermit T Frog wrote:
Yagon wrote:
Those dogs make all the money, Lassie, Beethoven, Hooch, Spuds MacKenzie, but will they be loyal? Will they be there in the morning?

Well, okay, I guess I can see it....

Mammals suck, just sayin.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa okay let's just back it up there, reptile.

by **Heloin** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:38 pm

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Kermit T Frog wrote:Mammals suck, just sayin.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa okay let's just back it up there, reptile.

That's not cool man! He's an Amphibian!

by **Kermit T Frog** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:38 pm

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Kermit T Frog wrote:Mammals suck, just sayin.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa okay let's just back it up there, reptile.

I AM AN AMPHIBIAN BITCH typical fucking mammal

by **Western Vale Confederacy** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:39 pm

Heloin wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:
Advantages of being a white Zimbabwean: Being a literal white supremacist detector

Disadvantages of being a white Zimbabwean: Attracting said white supremacists in the first place

Sadly yes.

Insert le funny Rhodesian meme here

by **Pasong Tirad** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:42 pm

Kermit T Frog wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:Whoa whoa whoa whoa okay let's just back it up there, reptile.

I AM AN AMPHIBIAN BITCH typical fucking mammal

I can't hear you over my opposable thumbs.

by **Karu Nadu** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:43 pm

Xmara wrote:So according to my criminal justice textbook, "motor vehicle theft is defined as the theft of a motor vehicle."

Seems seriously flawed, your textbook.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:45 pm

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Kermit T Frog wrote:I AM AN AMPHIBIAN BITCH typical fucking mammal

I can't hear you over my opposable thumbs.

That's just cruel, even raccoons have those.

by **Karu Nadu** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:47 pm

Kermit T Frog wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:Whoa whoa whoa whoa okay let's just back it up there, reptile.

I AM AN AMPHIBIAN BITCH typical fucking mammal

You all taste the same.

by **Pasong Tirad** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:47 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Pasong Tirad wrote:I can't hear you over my opposable thumbs.

That's just cruel, even raccoons have those.

And what are raccoons?

MAMMALS. Boom. Got 'em.

by **Dresderstan** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:48 pm

What is with this Amphibian hate against frogs and Kermit? This is unacceptable speciesist.

by **Heloin** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:49 pm

Dresderstan wrote:What is with this Amphibian hate against frogs and Kermit? This is unacceptable speciesist.

The frogs are coming over here, taking our jobs.

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