TET: All Under Heaven

[Gallade]

You need to spend a summer in Italy.

This sounds like a threat. Why does it sound like a threat.

Well, largely because I could develop cures for all forms of cancer and you'd still want me tried as a war criminal.

[Esternial]

You need to spend a summer in Italy.

This sounds like a threat. Why does it sound like a threat.

Because it is. I have an Italian friend and she scares me sometimes.

She threatened me when I offered to cook.

[DesAnges]

This sounds like a threat. Why does it sound like a threat.

Well, largely because I could develop cures for all forms of cancer and you'd still want me tried as a war criminal.

In a loving way.

This sounds like a threat. Why does it sound like a threat.

Because it is. I have an Italian friend and she scares me sometimes.

She threatened me when I offered to cook.

Shouldn't have put ice cream on pizza then.

[Esternial]

Because it is. I have an Italian friend and she scares me sometimes.

She threatened me when I offered to cook.

Shouldn't have put ice cream on pizza then.

Those were pancakes a second ago I swear.

[The Blaatschapen]

This sounds like a threat. Why does it sound like a threat.

Because it is. I have an Italian friend and she scares me sometimes.

She threatened me when I offered to cook.

Sounds like a very sensible person to me

[Gallade]

Shouldn't have put ice cream on pizza then.

Those were pancakes a second ago I swear.

Northern European food is something told to Mediterranean children about to get them to behave, after all.

[DesAnges]

Those were pancakes a second ago I swear.

Northern European food is something told to Mediterranean children about to get them to behave, after all.

Jellied eels.

[The Blaatschapen]

Those were pancakes a second ago I swear.

Northern European food is something told to Mediterranean children about to get them to behave, after all.

This is why children cry for their mämmi

[Gallade]

Northern European food is something told to Mediterranean children about to get them to behave, after all.

Jellied eels.

About to have quite the come back.

[DesAnges]

Jellied eels.

About to have quite the come back.

East London, home of the hipsters. Whoda thunk it

[Esternial]

Jellied eels.

About to have quite the come back.

Jeels are totally my thing right now.

[DesAnges]

Jellied eels.

About to have quite the come back.

Took me a while to work out this was also a vomit joke.

[Ethel mermania]

My father's suffering from a particularly serious bout of back pain recently.

Can't help myself thinking now would be the best time to strike.

Glad to see I am a father figure after all.

[Pasong Tirad]

Day two of no smartphone. It's still submerged in a thick layer of uncooked rice at home, getting all of its moisture absorbed. Tried turning it on yesterday and the phone's thermostat seemed to be out of wack. Was saying it was overheating even though I just turned it on.

[Ethel mermania]

Day two of no smartphone. It's still submerged in a thick layer of uncooked rice at home, getting all of its moisture absorbed. Tried turning it on yesterday and the phone's thermostat seemed to be out of wack. Was saying it was overheating even though I just turned it on.

Means it is shorting out somewhere, it in fact could be damp.

[Pasong Tirad]

Day two of no smartphone. It's still submerged in a thick layer of uncooked rice at home, getting all of its moisture absorbed. Tried turning it on yesterday and the phone's thermostat seemed to be out of wack. Was saying it was overheating even though I just turned it on.

Means it is shorting out somewhere, it in fact could be damp.

It wasn't actually overheating, but I kept getting prompts that the phone was overheating, and the phone immediately shuts down after. Hence submerging it in dry, uncooked rice, might help absorb all of the moisture. If it still doesn't work when I try turning it on when I get home, I'm calling time of death and asking my Dad for a loan for a new phone.

[Ethel mermania]

Means it is shorting out somewhere, it in fact could be damp.

It wasn't actually overheating, but I kept getting prompts that the phone was overheating, and the phone immediately shuts down after. Hence submerging it in dry, uncooked rice, might help absorb all of the moisture. If it still doesn't work when I try turning it on when I get home, I'm calling time of death and asking my Dad for a loan for a new phone.

Can you take the battery out and dry that seperately?

[Pasong Tirad]

It wasn't actually overheating, but I kept getting prompts that the phone was overheating, and the phone immediately shuts down after. Hence submerging it in dry, uncooked rice, might help absorb all of the moisture. If it still doesn't work when I try turning it on when I get home, I'm calling time of death and asking my Dad for a loan for a new phone.

Can you take the battery out and dry that seperately?

I have, my phone's a Samsung. It's in another sack of rice. I'm not sure if the battery's the problem, though, since it didn't feel hot anyway.

[Esternial]

Can you take the battery out and dry that seperately?

I have, my phone's a Samsung. It's in another sack of rice. I'm not sure if the battery's the problem, though, since it didn't feel hot anyway.

Cat litter works better.

Silica gel is probably the best, which is the stuff they usually put in the box of anything sensitive to moisture.

[Bear Stearns]

As JFK once said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but three four, buckle my shoe."

[Pasong Tirad]

I have, my phone's a Samsung. It's in another sack of rice. I'm not sure if the battery's the problem, though, since it didn't feel hot anyway.

Cat litter works better.

Silica gel is probably the best, which is the stuff they usually put in the box of anything sensitive to moisture.

I neither have a cat nor silica gel. But my Southeast Asian ass DOES have a huge - and I mean huge - tub of rice. It'll have to do.

[Ameriganastan]

Oh my God, the Pawn guy is posting again. That comic hasn't updated since 2013. I thought it was dead for good, but he's active again and says he's picking it back up. Happy day.

[Farnhamia]

As JFK once said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but three four, buckle my shoe."

No, no, no ... sheesh ...

One, two,
Buckle my shoe;
Three, four,
Knock at the door;
Five, six,
Pick up sticks;
Seven, eight,
Lay them straight:
Nine, ten,
A big fat hen;
Eleven, twelve,
Dig and delve;
Thirteen, fourteen,
Maids a-courting;
Fifteen, sixteen,
Maids in the kitchen;
Seventeen, eighteen,
Maids in waiting
Nineteen, twenty,
My plate's empty.

[Infected Mushroom]

I just had a dream that Season 8 started playing on television.

However, the sound on the television was messed up and I couldn't get it work to work as characters started talking.

[Valentine Z]

Hello again!

*Looks left, right, center* Weeeew, it's been a while since I last came here. And look, it's already nearing 500 pages!

Anyway, how are you all doing? For me, same old, really. Go to F7, write stories or factbooks, try my very best to finish my schoolwork... all that fluff.

On another note, I would like to ask: Do you guys have a TET Discord server? I heard it was mentioned before, so yeah.

Cat litter works better.

Silica gel is probably the best, which is the stuff they usually put in the box of anything sensitive to moisture.

I neither have a cat nor silica gel. But my Southeast Asian ass DOES have a huge - and I mean huge - tub of rice. It'll have to do.

A huuuuuge emphasis on huge. Rice is like our... err, rice is like air to us. We eat it so much that we might as well breathe it in.