NationStates

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:51 am**

Gallade wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Fear not, for it is not my intention to ruin everything beyond repair.

Last I checked ruin is a synonym of spoil.

What's a little bit of despoilment between internet friends?

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:16 pm**

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Ghost Land wrote:One scene in my dream last night involved me answering an issue on NationStates that severely screwed my stats, turning my current tourism level to basically zero and giving me a top 10% trophy for charmlessness, in addition to a banner for "becom[ing] a failed state". My average income stats also plunged, from $150,000 to just $30,000, and a bunch of other stats went in weird directions too.

Has anybody else had dreams about NationStates, or is that just another weird me thing?

Been there. I once had a dream I was a mod.

I had that one back in 2012 - even stranger was that I had specifically requested to become one, which in the rules is listed outright as a major no-no.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:36 pm**

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:Yes. Don't spoil the spoiler.

Fear not, for it is not my intention to ruin everything beyond repair.

You feeling ok?

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:55 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Fear not, for it is not my intention to ruin everything beyond repair.

You feeling ok?

I think the problem is that he's feeling. Best avoided.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:56 pm**

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:You feeling ok?

I think the problem is that he's feeling. Best avoided.

The ancient ones are awaking.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:59 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:I think the problem is that he's feeling. Best avoided.

The ancient ones are awaking.

Wow, I know I can be a bit icy straight after a nap but rude. I'm 29!

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:59 pm**

I really need to get a shave and a haircut soon, the weather is gonna be getting warmer soon and I hate having long hair so much.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:01 pm**

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:The ancient ones are awaking.

Wow, I know I can be a bit icy straight after a nap but rude. I'm 29!

And for how many years have you been 29?

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:04 pm**

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Gallade wrote:Wow, I know I can be a bit icy straight after a nap but rude. I'm 29!

And for how many years have you been 29? :p

Well, what end of my twenties I can pass for has depended on my child intake since...

.... Ohoho, you almost got me.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:11 pm**

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:The ancient ones are awaking.

Wow, I know I can be a bit icy straight after a nap but rude. I'm 29!

Now, now, it's nearly meds time, and then the nurse will give you a spongebath. Won't that be nice, hm?

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:13 pm**

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:Wow, I know I can be a bit icy straight after a nap but rude. I'm 29!

Now, now, it's nearly meds time, and then the nurse will give you a spongebath. Won't that be nice, hm?

It's about time, I had a bit of a tumble last Thursday and nobody has helped me up. I need tapioca.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:16 pm**

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:The ancient ones are awaking.

Wow, I know I can be a bit icy straight after a nap but rude. I'm 29!

I was referring to him, but sure you can be woke too.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:16 pm**

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Now, now, it's nearly meds time, and then the nurse will give you a spongebath. Won't that be nice, hm?

It's about time, I had a bit of a tumble last Thursday and nobody has helped me up. I need tapioca.

Which bit hurts? So I know what to squeeze

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:17 pm**

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:It's about time, I had a bit of a tumble last Thursday and nobody has helped me up. I need tapioca.

Which bit hurts? So I know what to squeeze

Oh, that's charming.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:17 pm**

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:Wow, I know I can be a bit icy straight after a nap but rude. I'm 29!

Now, now, it's nearly meds time, and then the nurse will give you a spongebath. Won't that be nice, hm?

As long as it's not dmitri and zoloft, she will be ok.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:19 pm**

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Which bit hurts? So I know what to squeeze

Oh, that's charming.

I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:20 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Now, now, it's nearly meds time, and then the nurse will give you a spongebath. Won't that be nice, hm?

As long as it's not dmitri and zoloft, she will be ok.

They are some of my nicest hired goons, how dare you

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:20 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Now, now, it's nearly meds time, and then the nurse will give you a spongebath. Won't that be nice, hm?

As long as it's not dmitri and zoloft, she will be ok.

Now to be fair, a Russian thug with rough hands is a much more appealing prospect for me than it is for you. I merely want to haggle this up to methamphetamine.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:21 pm**

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:Oh, that's charming.

I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

You need to spend a summer in Italy.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:24 pm**

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:As long as it's not dmitri and zoloft, she will be ok.

Now to be fair, a Russian thug with rough hands is a much more appealing prospect for me than it is for you. I merely want to haggle this up to methamphetamine.

Such an American thing to do.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:24 pm**

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:As long as it's not dmitri and zoloft, she will be ok.

Now to be fair, a Russian thug with rough hands is a much more appealing prospect for me than it is for you. I merely want to haggle this up to methamphetamine.

You never know, maybe Ethel likes some hard petting from time to time.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:25 pm**

Esternial wrote:
Gallade wrote:Now to be fair, a Russian thug with rough hands is a much more appealing prospect for me than it is for you. I merely want to haggle this up to methamphetamine.

You never know, maybe Ethel likes some hard petting from time to time.

I get no love from the Guanacos.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:28 pm**

Esternial wrote:
Gallade wrote:Now to be fair, a Russian thug with rough hands is a much more appealing prospect for me than it is for you. I merely want to haggle this up to methamphetamine.

You never know, maybe Ethel likes some hard petting from time to time.

Well, considering the survival of his species depends on a level of BDSM only beaten by ducks...

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:28 pm**

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

You need to spend a summer in Italy.

This sounds like a threat. Why does it sound like a threat.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:29 pm**

My father's suffering from a particularly serious bout of back pain recently.

Can't help myself thinking now would be the best time to strike.

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