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Postby Gallade » Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:43 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:My province does share a border with the Bundesrepublik, yes.


Mein Hair!

Was Hair?
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Postby Bear Stearns » Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:44 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
China, -5 social credit points for you.

Hey, I'm an Irish business owner. They already have me entirely whipped.


Hey, as a business owner, did you know you can realize the liquidity in your business while still ensuring its continuation as an independent and profitable entity? Here at Bear Stearns, our bankers are dedicated to providing white glove service to all business owners and their needs. With this, I'm sending you over a prospectus for a potential take-public of your firm. We propose a best-efforts offering, wherein we will take your company to the public markets, but you retain control of the shares, and our fee will be based on performance.

I'll have my VP shoot you over some offering documents we've put together.
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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:45 pm

Bear Stearns wrote:
Gallade wrote:Hey, I'm an Irish business owner. They already have me entirely whipped.


Hey, as a business owner, did you know you can realize the liquidity in your business while still ensuring its continuation as an independent and profitable entity? Here at Bear Stearns, our bankers are dedicated to providing white glove service to all business owners and their needs. With this, I'm sending you over a prospectus for a potential take-public of your firm. We propose a best-efforts offering, wherein we will take your company to the public markets, but you retain control of the shares, and our fee will be based on performance.

I'll have my VP shoot you over some offering documents we've put together.

Just as a friendly heads-up, this forum is OOC. Is this your first time in General?
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:09 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Mein Hair!

Was Hair?

Not mine, that's for sure. My male pattern baldness remains unchanged.


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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:13 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:Was Hair?

Not mine, that's for sure. My male pattern baldness remains unchanged.

I imagine the Business RPotato up there has some miracle cream company in his possession for that very problem.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:20 pm

Gallade wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Not mine, that's for sure. My male pattern baldness remains unchanged.

I imagine the Business RPotato up there has some miracle cream company in his possession for that very problem.

For that to be an option, I first have to consider it to be a problem to begin with. This is currently not the case.


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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:21 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:I imagine the Business RPotato up there has some miracle cream company in his possession for that very problem.

For that to be an option, I first have to consider it to be a problem to begin with. This is currently not the case.

Currently. I see there's room for negotiation.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:27 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
Mein Hair!

Was Hair?

Vas Hair
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:28 pm

Gallade wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:For that to be an option, I first have to consider it to be a problem to begin with. This is currently not the case.

Currently. I see there's room for negotiation.

Yeah, I'm diplomatic like that. People love it when you give them the impression that there's wiggling room. Makes them feel like they're real individuals instead of unessential cogs in the biomechanical process called life.


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Postby Gallade » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:31 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:Currently. I see there's room for negotiation.

Yeah, I'm diplomatic like that. People love it when you give them the impression that there's wiggling room. Makes them feel like they're real individuals instead of unessential cogs in the biomechanical process called life.

This is an odd brainflesh occurrence, drone.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:31 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:Currently. I see there's room for negotiation.

Yeah, I'm diplomatic like that. People love it when you give them the impression that there's wiggling room. Makes them feel like they're real individuals instead of unessential cogs in the biomechanical process called life.

Harrumph, I will have you know I an essential cog in some sort of biomechanical process.
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The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

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Postby Gallade » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:33 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Yeah, I'm diplomatic like that. People love it when you give them the impression that there's wiggling room. Makes them feel like they're real individuals instead of unessential cogs in the biomechanical process called life.

Harrumph, I will have you know I an essential cog in some sort of biomechanical process.

Your own.

Unacceptably individualist. To the meat grinder.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:40 pm

Gallade wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Yeah, I'm diplomatic like that. People love it when you give them the impression that there's wiggling room. Makes them feel like they're real individuals instead of unessential cogs in the biomechanical process called life.

This is an odd brainflesh occurrence, drone.

It takes one to know one, apparently.


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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:44 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:This is an odd brainflesh occurrence, drone.

It takes one to know one, apparently.

All to know all, surely.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:47 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Harrumph, I will have you know I an essential cog in some sort of biomechanical process.

Your own.

Unacceptably individualist. To the meat grinder.

Madam. I will have you know I am no hamburger, i am prime filet.
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The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
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The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby Gallade » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:48 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Your own.

Unacceptably individualist. To the meat grinder.

Madam. I will have you know I am no hamburger, i am prime filet.

Prove it.
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Ethel mermania
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:54 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Madam. I will have you know I am no hamburger, i am prime filet.

Prove it.

You would have to come here for that, we have cheesecake.
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:54 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Your own.

Unacceptably individualist. To the meat grinder.

Madam. I will have you know I am no hamburger, i am prime filet.

Will you be meating people for dinner?
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:57 pm

Gallade wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:It takes one to know one, apparently.

All to know all, surely.

The organic intranet.


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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:58 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Prove it.

You would have to come here for that, we have cheesecake.

Made of actual cheese?
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"The universe did never make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract."
-Robert Heinlein

"Affordability
Suitability (.22LR for squirrels, bigger .22s for long range little things, and big-bore for legal hunting reasons, etc)
Ammunition supply-chain (6.5x55 Swede and .303 British, although available, isn't exactly everywhere)
If it's ugly, uncomfortable, and can't shoot straight, but it accomplishes the above, then it's either a Mosin or a Hi-Point."
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:04 pm

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:You would have to come here for that, we have cheesecake.

Made of actual cheese?

And cake
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby Farnhamia » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:04 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:Made of actual cheese?

And cake

*swoons*
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Postby Gallade » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:08 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Prove it.

You would have to come here for that, we have cheesecake.

Excuse me, you were offered a perfectly good visit to cake central right here last year and you never arrived. Your inferior cheesecake is clearly a lie.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:27 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:You would have to come here for that, we have cheesecake.

Excuse me, you were offered a perfectly good visit to cake central right here last year and you never arrived. Your inferior cheesecake is clearly a lie.

Bwahahaha

And I am not going next year. They are very unhappy with me about that.
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby Gallade » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:28 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Excuse me, you were offered a perfectly good visit to cake central right here last year and you never arrived. Your inferior cheesecake is clearly a lie.

Bwahahaha

And I am not going next year. They are very unhappy with me about that.

Is it really wise to displease so many nations at once?
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