TET: All Under Heaven

[Heloin]

Unless your saying no then I take it I got it right and that is your name.

It isn't my name.

Ksawery
Kubwa
Kraig
Kolton
Kirt
Kermit
Kiel

[Western Vale Confederacy]

It isn't my name.

Ksawery
Kubwa
Kraig
Kolton
Kirt
Kermit
Kiel

Imagine being unironically named Kermit.

[Abserdia]

Ksawery
Kubwa
Kraig
Kolton
Kirt
Kermit
Kiel

Imagine being unironically named Kermit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_Love

[Heloin]

Ksawery
Kubwa
Kraig
Kolton
Kirt
Kermit
Kiel

Imagine being unironically named Kermit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_(given_name)

[Abserdia]

Imagine being unironically named Kermit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_(given_name)

[The South Falls]

It isn't my name.

Ksawery
Kubwa
Kraig
Kolton
Kirt
Kermit
Kiel

If I was named Kermit some shit would have gone down.

[Xmara]

So according to my criminal justice textbook, "motor vehicle theft is defined as the theft of a motor vehicle."

[Xmara]

Ksawery
Kubwa
Kraig
Kolton
Kirt
Kermit
Kiel

If I was named Kermit some shit would have gone down.

[Geneviev]

So according to my criminal justice textbook, "motor vehicle theft is defined as the theft of a motor vehicle."

I would never have guessed that.

[Heloin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_(given_name)

I don't think I have any sodas.

So according to my criminal justice textbook, "motor vehicle theft is defined as the theft of a motor vehicle."

You can just feel the cost of your tuition at work.

[Pasong Tirad]

So according to my criminal justice textbook, "motor vehicle theft is defined as the theft of a motor vehicle."

wow, I never would have guessed.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

So according to my criminal justice textbook, "motor vehicle theft is defined as the theft of a motor vehicle."

Government funds hard at work, eh?

[Xmara]

I don't think I have any sodas.

So according to my criminal justice textbook, "motor vehicle theft is defined as the theft of a motor vehicle."

You can just feel the cost of your tuition at work.

Yeah. It feels like someone's draining my life's blood from me and then selling it on the black market but not giving me my cut.

[Yagon]

So according to my criminal justice textbook, "motor vehicle theft is defined as the theft of a motor vehicle."

See, I'm glad they cleared that up, I'd thought it was stealing things by hanging out the side of a moving motor vehicle and grabbing them from elderly people while screaming Sex Pistols songs in Kermit the Frogs voice without a permit.

[Ameriganastan]

You know, there's a high chance Lady Gaga is gonna have an Oscar soon. Kinda blows my mind. The chick who wore a dress made of meat. The chick I confidently said "She's a fad. She'll be gone in a year".

Kinda eating my words these days...

[Western Vale Confederacy]

You know, there's a high chance Lady Gaga is gonna have an Oscar soon. Kinda blows my mind. The chick who wore a dress made of meat. The chick I confidently said "She's a fad. She'll be gone in a year".

Kinda eating my words these days...

Lady Gaga, the one celebrity my family actually respects and adores.

[Dresderstan]

You know, there's a high chance Lady Gaga is gonna have an Oscar soon. Kinda blows my mind. The chick who wore a dress made of meat. The chick I confidently said "She's a fad. She'll be gone in a year".

Kinda eating my words these days...

10 year old me when she first stepped on the music scene was that her songs were great and she'd be sticking around as the pop super star of the 2010s.

Okay so she has a good discography and she didn't quite have a big decade like I thought, but she definitely deserved the success and acclaim that came with her.

[Heloin]

I don't think I have any sodas.


You can just feel the cost of your tuition at work.

Yeah. It feels like someone's draining my life's blood from me and then selling it on the black market but not giving me my cut.

I'm still not 100% convinced I learned anything in my time at college. Don't worry, it'll end at some point. Then you get a piece of paper and a hat you can't really wear outside.

I do consider all the money worth it for the time the Neo-Nazi sitting next to me in a Sociology class called the professor a "N****r Loving Communist" in front of a class of about 50 people with me, him, and the professor being the only white people in there and stormed out.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Yeah. It feels like someone's draining my life's blood from me and then selling it on the black market but not giving me my cut.

I'm still not 100% convinced I learned anything in my time at college. Don't worry, it'll end at some point. Then you get a piece of paper and a hat you can't really wear outside.

I do consider all the money worth it for the time the Neo-Nazi sitting next to me in a Sociology class called the professor a "N****r Loving Communist" in front of a class of about 50 people with me, him, and the professor being the only white people in there and stormed out.

I lasted three months in college, and boy do I never want to go back in there.

[Kermit T Frog]

Ksawery
Kubwa
Kraig
Kolton
Kirt
Kermit
Kiel

Imagine being unironically named Kermit.

HEY, you got a problem with Kermit?
You think its funny.
I DONT think its fucking funny.

[Heloin]

Imagine being unironically named Kermit.

HEY, you got a problem with Kermit?
You think its funny.
I DONT think its fucking funny.

The best part is I'm reading this in Kermit's voice.

[Pasong Tirad]

Yeah. It feels like someone's draining my life's blood from me and then selling it on the black market but not giving me my cut.

I'm still not 100% convinced I learned anything in my time at college. Don't worry, it'll end at some point. Then you get a piece of paper and a hat you can't really wear outside.

I do consider all the money worth it for the time the Neo-Nazi sitting next to me in a Sociology class called the professor a "N****r Loving Communist" in front of a class of about 50 people with me, him, and the professor being the only white people in there and stormed out.

That must have been a sight to witness. Hope he got properly reprimanded.

[Woodfiredpizzas]

I'm still not 100% convinced I learned anything in my time at college. Don't worry, it'll end at some point. Then you get a piece of paper and a hat you can't really wear outside.

I do consider all the money worth it for the time the Neo-Nazi sitting next to me in a Sociology class called the professor a "N****r Loving Communist" in front of a class of about 50 people with me, him, and the professor being the only white people in there and stormed out.

I lasted three months in college, and boy do I never want to go back in there.

I’ll swap you.
I tried to go to a community college before I learned to read properly.

Massive amounts of crash and burn.

[Kermit T Frog]

So according to my criminal justice textbook, "motor vehicle theft is defined as the theft of a motor vehicle."

See, I'm glad they cleared that up, I'd thought it was stealing things by hanging out the side of a moving motor vehicle and grabbing them from elderly people while screaming Sex Pistols songs in Kermit the Frogs voice without a permit.

What the fuck, is this. Its fucking piss on the frog night.

[Pasong Tirad]

HEY, you got a problem with Kermit?
You think its funny.
I DONT think its fucking funny.

The best part is I'm reading this in Kermit's voice.

Have some more Kermit.