TET: All Under Heaven

[Ethel mermania]

Sea urchin, I remember the first time I had sea urchin, i was on a date with mrs mermania before she became mrs mermania and we decided to order it with our sushi dinner
it came in the shell we sucked it out and it was OK, for 5 bucks a shot, hardly worth it. Toro was 2 dollars for 2 pieces.

So se get back to my place, put on the TV, and it's a nature documentary on the califorina sea otter. And there is the little son of a bitch, drifting in the sea, lying on his back, eating a FUCKING SEA URCHIN. 10 dollars for fucking otter food.

Lovely

Yeah. Like, welcome to the food web. Remember it's eat or be eaten out there.

Ah fireside theater,

I jumped for joy, but joy jumped first

[Chrinthanium]

No, it's Joe Pesci.


Punny.

Did you know there's a place just six feet under the Earth where you go when you die?

Not entirely true. If you're cremated then you don't go there.

No, it's Joe Pesci.


Punny.

...I literally had to look up Joe Pesci to view his accomplishments, and damn, he played one of the burglars in both Home Alone movies!

Have you never seen My Cousin Vinny or Goodfellas or Casino or Lethal Weapon 2,3, and 4?

[Jerzylvania]

Yeah. Like, welcome to the food web. Remember it's eat or be eaten out there.

Ah fireside theater,

I jumped for joy, but joy jumped first

Joy always had good hang time.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Did you know there's a place just six feet under the Earth where you go when you die?

Not entirely true. If you're cremated then you don't go there.

...I literally had to look up Joe Pesci to view his accomplishments, and damn, he played one of the burglars in both Home Alone movies!

Have you never seen My Cousin Vinny or Goodfellas or Casino or Lethal Weapon 2,3, and 4?

Lemme get uuuuuuh

Boneless no for all of 'em

[Jerzylvania]

Not entirely true. If you're cremated then you don't go there.

True.
*takes seriously, giggles cease*
It has long since been proven. Most recently in 1945 by the atomic blasts in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Those people went up.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

So I have just recently learned that copious amounts of pineapple makes the milky wee not salty...

Wut?

[Petrolheadia]

Am I the only guy who looks at his parents and thinks "damn, having kids ain't worth it?"

What you get in return for bringing them here is added expenses and worries, spending time on childcare and driving them around, reduced opportunities and living space, and as a bonus prize, adjusting your schedule to theirs. God forbid if the kid has health problems (e.g. me).

Not that I don't like them, it's just that it ain't really the life I wanna have.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Am I the only guy who looks at his parents and thinks "damn, having kids ain't worth it?"

What you get in return for bringing them here is added expenses and worries, spending time on childcare and driving them around, reduced opportunities and living space, and as a bonus prize, adjusting your schedule to theirs. God forbid if the kid has health problems (e.g. me).

Not that I don't like them, it's just that it ain't really the life I wanna have.

The innate desire of continuing the bloodline is a very strong motivator for most, while others just simply love children.

[Gallade]

Am I the only guy who looks at his parents and thinks "damn, having kids ain't worth it?"

What you get in return for bringing them here is added expenses and worries, spending time on childcare and driving them around, reduced opportunities and living space, and as a bonus prize, adjusting your schedule to theirs. God forbid if the kid has health problems (e.g. me).

Not that I don't like them, it's just that it ain't really the life I wanna have.

Age 0 - 10 are cute, 25+ are good company and a great source of compatible organs.

For everything else, there's exceptionally far away schooling.

[Petrolheadia]

Am I the only guy who looks at his parents and thinks "damn, having kids ain't worth it?"

What you get in return for bringing them here is added expenses and worries, spending time on childcare and driving them around, reduced opportunities and living space, and as a bonus prize, adjusting your schedule to theirs. God forbid if the kid has health problems (e.g. me).

Not that I don't like them, it's just that it ain't really the life I wanna have.

Age 0 - 10 are cute

Depends on whether you live with them or meet them.

[Gallade]

Age 0 - 10 are cute

Depends on whether you live with them or meet them.

I've got two of the little bastards running about. I'll reconsider my stance when their poos start to smell.

[Petrolheadia]

Depends on whether you live with them or meet them.

I've got two of the little bastards running about. I'll reconsider my stance when their poos start to smell.

For me, the breaking point is when their loudness reaches the "standing right next to the speakers at an AC/DC concert" level.

[Jerzylvania]

Am I the only guy who looks at his parents and thinks "damn, having kids ain't worth it?"

What you get in return for bringing them here is added expenses and worries, spending time on childcare and driving them around, reduced opportunities and living space, and as a bonus prize, adjusting your schedule to theirs. God forbid if the kid has health problems (e.g. me).

Not that I don't like them, it's just that it ain't really the life I wanna have.

If you are planning on dying relatively young, so be it. But if you make it past 45 or 50 y.o.a., you'll likely find it very lonely when everyone else is enjoying their times with their grown up kids. Believe me, this i can tell you.

[DesAnges]

Depends on whether you live with them or meet them.

I've got two of the little bastards running about. I'll reconsider my stance when their poos start to smell.

I know you like to think their shit don't stink but, lean a lil bit closer see? Roses really smell like poo-oooh-ohhh

[Hurdergaryp]

Depends on whether you live with them or meet them.

I've got two of the little bastards running about. I'll reconsider my stance when their poos start to smell.

By that time it might be suitable to start a scatology thread, for the enjoyment of all in NationStates General.

[Jerzylvania]

Depends on whether you live with them or meet them.

I've got two of the little bastards running about. I'll reconsider my stance when their poos start to smell.

Funny how parents think their own sh!t doesn't stink.

[Gallade]

I've got two of the little bastards running about. I'll reconsider my stance when their poos start to smell.

Funny how parents think their own sh!t doesn't stink. :lol:

Their poop smells cute right now. A change would be unwelcome.

I love wine and good food and my leavings reflect that, I make no claims to the contrary.

[Jerzylvania]

Funny how parents think their own sh!t doesn't stink.

Their poop smells cute right now. A change would be unwelcome.

I love wine and good food and my leavings reflect that, I make no claims to the contrary.

Well, poop-de-doo!

[Gallade]

Their poop smells cute right now. A change would be unwelcome.

I love wine and good food and my leavings reflect that, I make no claims to the contrary.

Well, poop-de-doo!

I've missed you too, sweetheart.

[Jerzylvania]

Well, poop-de-doo!

I've missed you too, sweetheart.

lmao, it's not called child rearing for nothing.

[Hurdergaryp]

Funny how parents think their own sh!t doesn't stink.

Their poop smells cute right now. A change would be unwelcome.

I love wine and good food and my leavings reflect that, I make no claims to the contrary.

Not a single pungent stench every escaped your body. Nobody ever smelled anything originating from your natural processes that made them exclaim that no just and loving God could ever have allowed such a thing to happen.

[Gallade]

Their poop smells cute right now. A change would be unwelcome.

I love wine and good food and my leavings reflect that, I make no claims to the contrary.

Not a single pungent stench every escaped your body. Nobody ever smelled anything originating from your natural processes that made them exclaim that no just and loving God could ever have allowed such a thing to happen.

Cheque is in the mail.

[DesAnges]

Not a single pungent stench every escaped your body. Nobody ever smelled anything originating from your natural processes that made them exclaim that no just and loving God could ever have allowed such a thing to happen.

Cheque is in the mail.

How come Hurde gets paid but I don't? Naked favouritism.

[Gallade]

Cheque is in the mail.

How come Hurde gets paid but I don't? Naked favouritism.

You only spew propaganda at me, not for me.

[Hurdergaryp]

Cheque is in the mail.

How come Hurde gets paid but I don't? Naked favouritism.

Because I provide a better service, that's why.