TET: All Under Heaven

[Western Vale Confederacy]

If we're talking about the best dish then pizza for days.


You've made an enemy for life.

I apologize, is there any way for us to make amends?

/sincerity

To secure Zimbo's friendship, you must enter your credit card number, date of birth, and the three numbers on the back of your card...

But you must hurry, lest the rare white Zimbo never friends you again!

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

I apologize, is there any way for us to make amends?

/sincerity

To secure Zimbo's friendship, you must enter your credit card number, date of birth, and the three numbers on the back of your card...

But you must hurry, lest the rare white Zimbo never friends you again!

That seems like a scam.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

To secure Zimbo's friendship, you must enter your credit card number, date of birth, and the three numbers on the back of your card...

But you must hurry, lest the rare white Zimbo never friends you again!

That seems like a scam.

I trust our Lord and Saviour VoiceOverPete with all my heart!

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

That seems like a scam.

I trust our Lord and Saviour VoiceOverPete with all my heart!

I thought that I was your Lord and Savior, though...

[Ethel mermania]

That's what you get for half assing the date. Think of how impressed she would have been had you dived into the sea yourself, caught the urchins, then cracked it open on your stomach as you casually floated along like it was nothing.

It would have scored Ethel an otter date.

It did anyway, and look how that turned out.

[Heloin]

To secure Zimbo's friendship, you must enter your credit card number, date of birth, and the three numbers on the back of your card...

But you must hurry, lest the rare white Zimbo never friends you again!

That seems like a scam.

Don't trust him, he'd steal the money off you and not even bother giving me any of it.

Probably don't trust me though. If films have taught us all anything, it's don't trust a person with a South African accent.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

I trust our Lord and Saviour VoiceOverPete with all my heart!

I thought that I was your Lord and Savior, though...

Iunno man, what makes you our Lord and Saviour?

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

I thought that I was your Lord and Savior, though...

Iunno man, what makes you our Lord and Saviour?

I mean, I’m a god. A very, very minor god. About on par with the God of Office Supplies.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Iunno man, what makes you our Lord and Saviour?

I mean, I’m a god. A very, very minor god. About on par with the God of Office Supplies.

I'm the God of Pencil Biting/Munching Nervous Ticks, so I guess we are on the same level!

[Jerzylvania]

Sea urchin is mandatory when I'm making bouillabaisse, though I would be very impressed at anybody who keeps a constant supply of them around.

Much like monkfish: get it when you want it - don't leave one in the freezer looking at you.

Sea urchin, I remember the first time I had sea urchin, i was on a date with mrs mermania before she became mrs mermania and we decided to order it with our sushi dinner
it came in the shell we sucked it out and it was OK, for 5 bucks a shot, hardly worth it. Toro was 2 dollars for 2 pieces.

So se get back to my place, put on the TV, and it's a nature documentary on the califorina sea otter. And there is the little son of a bitch, drifting in the sea, lying on his back, eating a FUCKING SEA URCHIN. 10 dollars for fucking otter food.

Lovely

Yeah. Like, welcome to the food web. Remember it's eat or be eaten out there.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Iunno man, what makes you our Lord and Saviour?

I mean, I’m a god. A very, very minor god. About on par with the God of Office Supplies.

There's a divine ruler of office supplies?

[Jerzylvania]

I mean, I’m a god. A very, very minor god. About on par with the God of Office Supplies.

There's a divine ruler of office supplies?

It's usually stored in the desk of the offices most prominent pencil neck geek.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

I mean, I’m a god. A very, very minor god. About on par with the God of Office Supplies.

There's a divine ruler of office supplies?

I was being facetious.

In all seriousness, the Creator is indifferent to our struggles and suffering.

[Heloin]

There's a divine ruler of office supplies?

I was being facetious.

In all seriousness, the Creator is indifferent to our struggles and suffering.

So the God of Stubbed Toes then.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

There's a divine ruler of office supplies?

I was being facetious.

In all seriousness, the Creator is indifferent to our struggles and suffering.

Welcome to the Deist gang, fam!

Where we acknowledge a greater force of some sorts exists, but he just watches from afar.

[Silver Commonwealth]

And I am the Supreme President of Chewing Gum. (jk)

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

I was being facetious.

In all seriousness, the Creator is indifferent to our struggles and suffering.

Welcome to the Deist gang, fam!

Where we acknowledge a greater force of some sorts exists, but he just watches from afar.

My friend, my theological views have been deistic since... 10th grade, I think? So, two-ish years.

EDIT: Although, I’m fond of religion, for humanity’s religious impulses are valuable for the state to utilize in order to maintain societal order and harmony. But this is TET, a place for light-hearted discussion. Not a place for politics.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Welcome to the Deist gang, fam!

Where we acknowledge a greater force of some sorts exists, but he just watches from afar.

My friend, my theological views have been deistic since... 10th grade, I think? So, two-ish years.

It doesn't prevent me from being somewhat superstitious though

[Jerzylvania]

And I am the Supreme President of Chewing Gum. (jk)

...and you can actually stick it. My favorite place was under the old Read's Drugstores lunch counter. All your constituents are there!

[Chrinthanium]

My friend, my theological views have been deistic since... 10th grade, I think? So, two-ish years.

It doesn't prevent me from being somewhat superstitious though

That "greater force" that you speak up... is Joe Pesci.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

It doesn't prevent me from being somewhat superstitious though

That "greater force" that you speak up... is Joe Pesci.

I thought it was a cat pushing around the infinite glass that is the Universe...

[Jerzylvania]

That "greater force" that you speak up... is Joe Pesci.

I thought it was a cat pushing around the infinite glass that is the Universe...

yes, pushing it under the ladder of Ladder Day Saints which you yourself, being mortal, had best not walk under.

[Chrinthanium]

That "greater force" that you speak up... is Joe Pesci.

I thought it was a cat pushing around the infinite glass that is the Universe...

No, it's Joe Pesci.

I thought it was a cat pushing around the infinite glass that is the Universe...

and under the Ladder Day Saints which you yourself being mortal had best not walk under.

Punny.

[Jerzylvania]

I thought it was a cat pushing around the infinite glass that is the Universe...

No, it's Joe Pesci.

and under the Ladder Day Saints which you yourself being mortal had best not walk under.

Punny.

Did you know there's a place just six feet under the Earth where you go when you die?

[Western Vale Confederacy]

I thought it was a cat pushing around the infinite glass that is the Universe...

No, it's Joe Pesci.

and under the Ladder Day Saints which you yourself being mortal had best not walk under.

Punny.

...I literally had to look up Joe Pesci to view his accomplishments, and damn, he played one of the burglars in both Home Alone movies!