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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:45 am

Trumptonium1 wrote:I mean okay, a complete weirdo, but what is the petty theft charge for?

Theft of the doorbell's virginity?

Theft of the time of the police officers who had to watch him lick a doorbell for three hours. They'll never get that time back.
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Postby Trumptonium1 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:48 am

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Trumptonium1 wrote:I mean okay, a complete weirdo, but what is the petty theft charge for?

Theft of the doorbell's virginity?

Theft of the time of the police officers who had to watch him lick a doorbell for three hours. They'll never get that time back.


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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:48 am

Ifreann wrote:
Trumptonium1 wrote:I mean okay, a complete weirdo, but what is the petty theft charge for?

Theft of the doorbell's virginity?

Theft of the time of the police officers who had to watch him lick a doorbell for three hours. They'll never get that time back.


They should have made a video. And make money on YouTube.
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Postby Xmara » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:50 am

All I can think of is this quote from Spongebob: “Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

Idk why, but it was the first thing that came to mind even though this was a doorbell and not a doorknob.

Trumptonium1 wrote:I mean okay, a complete weirdo, but what is the petty theft charge for?

Theft of the doorbell's virginity?


He stole an extension cord from the front yard.
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Postby The Chuck » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:51 am

I just hope that doorbell didn't have any lead paint on it... it would explain why he was licking it...
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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:01 am

I heard about this the other day. What is humanity coming too?
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:54 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:I heard about this the other day. What is humanity coming too?

Your door. For a bit of a lick.
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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:04 am

Ifreann wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I heard about this the other day. What is humanity coming too?

Your door. For a bit of a lick.

Not on my watch!


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Postby Purpelia » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:14 am

Wunderstrafanstalt wrote:Also the man probably have some sort of mental illness, so we should pity him. Except if he doesn't, in which case all the atheists should go to the nearest mosque and pray for hasty divine intervention.

Why? How does him being insane or not change the fact he is a disgusting freak?
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:15 am

Come to think of it, I once saw a lad at a music festival sat on the ground licking a fence, a fence that people had probably been pissing on, so doorbells are a step up for the drug-addled object-licking community.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:52 am

Hey, maybe the doorbell had peanutbutter smeared on it? Don't judge until you have the whole story.
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Postby Jolthig » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:24 pm

Olthar wrote:Hey, maybe the doorbell had peanutbutter smeared on it? Don't judge until you have the whole story.

Haha
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Postby Page » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:32 pm

If I found someone licking my doorbell, I wouldn't call the police, I'd buy a Carolina Reaper and rub it all over the doorbell.
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Postby Xmara » Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:32 pm

Page wrote:If I found someone licking my doorbell, I wouldn't call the police, I'd buy a Carolina Reaper and rub it all over the doorbell.


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Postby Sovaal » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:03 pm

Better than 4 hours sucking the door knob.

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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:09 pm

Risottia wrote:
Western Vale Confederacy wrote:...Licking a doorbell?

I've ...

...uhmmmm...

...I guess I shouldn't tell you that.

No, you shouldn't. As I recall, it added a century to the Dark Ages.
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:10 pm

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Free Arabian Nation wrote:What about the god of licking doorbells?


I misread and suddenly thought "doorballs"

Which brings us back to the genitalia.

:roll:

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Postby Purpelia » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:32 pm

Page wrote:If I found someone licking my doorbell, I wouldn't call the police, I'd buy a Carolina Reaper and rub it all over the doorbell.

Or rat poison. That works better. Put some superglue under it to make it stick and turn the cameras on so you can record the joy as it unfolds.
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Postby Valrifell » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:33 pm

Well, that's certainly a thing that happened.
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Valrifell wrote:Well, that's certainly a thing that happened.

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