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Mankind's Deadliest Biological Weapon

Postby Joohan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:06 am

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It may come as a shock to most people, but cats are on par with, and in some areas even more dangerous than, humans in terms of environmental destruction. Cats are, but definition, an invasive species everywhere they are present, with the exception of Egypt ( their original ecosystem ). To give a scope of just how destructive cats are to our ecosystem, here are some facts: In 2013, it was estimated that cats killed between 1.3 - 4 billion birds annually, as well as between 6.3-22.3 billion mammals annually ( With the most conservative of estimates, cats kill more birds each year then every hunter in the world combined ); cats have been confirmed to have killed at least 33 species, and are a primary threat to another 36 endangered species; cats are known to spread disease, notably the Toxoplasma gondii parasite, which has killed not only millions of animals but even has begun to affect humans as well; It's not simply feral cats who are to blame for these rash of killings either, with even pets reported to be killing around 2 animals per week, with feral cats killing even more.

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It's not a popular opinion, on account of the affection with which the general population views cats with, but it may prove necessary to actively start regulating the cat population so as to mitigate their effect upon the environment ( particularly feral cats ). TNR, trap-neuter-return, is being used by a number of communities in order to mitigate their feral cat population via sterilization. TNR has hadmixed results, with many researchers expressing doubts as to it's effectiveness on account of needing to sterilize around 75% of the population in order for any program to be effective. Some have suggested mandates to keep felines inside during night time, fines for abandoning cats, the legalization of eating cats, legal protection against suits for cats killed on private property, legalization of drowning kittens, legalization of cat traps, and even active campaigns to exterminate feral cats.

What do y'all think should be done about the biological menace this is the cat?

Personally, I am all for feline death squads. Cats are an incredibly invasive species everywhere they go, and their effect upon the local ecosystem needs to be curved by limiting their numbers and when they can go outdoors. I am all for the proactive measures listed above.
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Postby Thermodolia » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:08 am

Sounds like a cat pissed in someone’s Cheerios
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Postby Joohan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:11 am

Thermodolia wrote:Sounds like a cat pissed in someone’s Cheerios


I'm more of a smart start guy. Plus, cats are like, total A-holes. Most don't even need to kill, they just suck.

Dogs are a way better, more environmentally friendly, choice.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:17 am

I too am for feline death squads, and I think I know our first target.
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Postby Torrocca » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:19 am

Why did you think people really came up with the idea of catgirls? Genetically modified girlfriends? Pffft.

We're really trying to maximize the potential of Earth's deadliest two species by combining them into one purrfected, genetically pure killing machine.
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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:25 am

I knew there was a conspiracy!


Seriously though, this is quite interesting.
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Postby Joohan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:27 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:I knew there was a conspiracy!


Seriously though, this is quite interesting.


Smithsonian's got a pretty good article on it https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science- ... 180960505/

But yeah, cats have turned out to be a pretty big problem in a lot of areas ( especially for bird populations )
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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:28 am

Joohan wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I knew there was a conspiracy!


Seriously though, this is quite interesting.


Smithsonian's got a pretty good article on it https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science- ... 180960505/

But yeah, cats have turned out to be a pretty big problem in a lot of areas ( especially for bird populations )

I can see that. This is why dogs are good.
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Postby Joohan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:29 am

Torrocca wrote:Why did you think people really came up with the idea of catgirls? Genetically modified girlfriends? Pffft.

We're really trying to maximize the potential of Earth's deadliest two species by combining them into one purrfected, genetically pure killing machine.


Everything you just said was both genius and masochistic at the same time.
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Postby Joohan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:30 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Joohan wrote:
Smithsonian's got a pretty good article on it https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science- ... 180960505/

But yeah, cats have turned out to be a pretty big problem in a lot of areas ( especially for bird populations )

I can see that. This is why dogs are good. magnificant
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Postby Thermodolia » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:31 am

Joohan wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Sounds like a cat pissed in someone’s Cheerios


I'm more of a smart start guy. Plus, cats are like, total A-holes. Most don't even need to kill, they just suck.

Dogs are a way better, more environmentally friendly, choice.

Except dogs are an invasive species as well. One that we created mind you.

Also cats have several native relatives. They don’t just come from Egypt.

Anyway the little assholes are awesome.
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Postby Thermodolia » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:31 am

Ethel mermania wrote:I too am for feline death squads, and I think I know our first target.
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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:47 am

Joohan wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I can see that. This is why dogs are good. magnificant

Yes. Magnificent is an even better word.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:05 am

Joohan wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Sounds like a cat pissed in someone’s Cheerios


I'm more of a smart start guy. Plus, cats are like, total A-holes. Most don't even need to kill, they just suck.

Dogs are a way better, more environmentally friendly, choice.


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Postby Xmara » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:13 am

Actually if they’re a deadly bioweapon as you say, then I propose dropping them in enemy territory and letting them do their thing.

In all seriousness though, cats are awesome and should be neither harmed nor used as weapons. Now go give your feline overlords a big hug and a treat.
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Postby -Ocelot- » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:24 am

After countless white supremacist, pro-fascist and other politically extremist posts, NS forums swoop to a new low: advocating for the mass exterminations of cats.

What brave and radical opinions will this haven of free speech bring a few months from now? Dog cooking and eating? Cannibalism? Human slavery? The possibilities are endless.
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Postby Torrocca » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:29 am

-Ocelot- wrote:After countless white supremacist, pro-fascist and other politically extremist posts, NS forums swoop to a new low: advocating for the mass exterminations of cats.

What brave and radical opinions will this haven of free speech bring a few months from now? Dog cooking and eating? Cannibalism? Human slavery? The possibilities are endless.


What we really need to do is mass-produce genetically-modified catgirls to combat this threat of cat-extermination by angry NSers.
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Postby Luziyca » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:31 am

As a cat owner, the best solution is to require that all housecats be spayed/neutered, registered, and kept indoors at all times.
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Postby The New California Republic » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:32 am

This is probably going to get as bad as IM's thread about banning dogs...
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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:42 am

*stares at cat currently grooming himself next to me on the bed*

You call these little shits deadly? Fucking lol

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Postby Luziyca » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:44 am

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*stares at cat currently grooming himself next to me on the bed*

You call these little shits deadly? Fucking lol

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Postby Kernen » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:13 am

As I am willing to take up arms against socialism, I am equally willing to take up arms against cat death squads. Especially if it is in their mandate to harm pets.

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Postby Thermodolia » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:15 am

Kernen wrote:As I am willing to take up arms against socialism, I am equally willing to take up arms against cat death squads. Especially if it is in their mandate to harm pets.

Cats are best creature. Superior race. Feline uber alles.

Dogs are socialists, cats are capitalists
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Postby Joohan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:15 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Joohan wrote:
I'm more of a smart start guy. Plus, cats are like, total A-holes. Most don't even need to kill, they just suck.

Dogs are a way better, more environmentally friendly, choice.

Except dogs are an invasive species as well. One that we created mind you.

Also cats have several native relatives. They don’t just come from Egypt.

Anyway the little assholes are awesome.


Dogs are an invasive species, but not anywhere near as destructive as cats are.
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Postby Western Vale Confederacy » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:17 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Kernen wrote:As I am willing to take up arms against socialism, I am equally willing to take up arms against cat death squads. Especially if it is in their mandate to harm pets.

Cats are best creature. Superior race. Feline uber alles.

Dogs are socialists, cats are capitalists


Naaah, cats are Meowzis, seeking to exterminate the Birdish race!

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