MAGAThread XV: Because Another

[Chernoslavia]

I heard Mattis got fired.

Hopefully he marches on DC and overthrows Congress and POTUS.

Nah. He resigned voluntarily.

So no Mattis dictatorship unfortunately. Though maybe he can run for President

Yeah, that ship has sailed.

[Thermodolia]

Nah. He resigned voluntarily.

So no Mattis dictatorship unfortunately. Though maybe he can run for President

Yeah, that ship has sailed.

President? Nah fam I’d vote the shit out of a Mattis/Gabbard ticket

“The civilians have fucked us. It’s time for the military”

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Yeah, that ship has sailed.

President? Nah fam I’d vote the shit out of a Mattis/Gabbard ticket

“The civilians have fucked us. It’s time for the military”

The military launches a coup, restores order to this shattered society and creates a more perfect union?

Only in my dreams, sadly.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

I heard Mattis got fired.

Hopefully he marches on DC and overthrows Congress and POTUS.

With what army? All the people who Trump has fired? I’d actually like to see that.

[Washington Resistance Army]

I heard Mattis got fired.

Hopefully he marches on DC and overthrows Congress and POTUS.

With what army? All the people who Trump has fired? I’d actually like to see that.

The actual army preferably.

[Kaggeceria]

House approved a spending bill with $5.78 billion for the wall.

Onto the Senate it goes.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

With what army? All the people who Trump has fired? I’d actually like to see that.

The actual army preferably.

>The actual army
>Not the Marine Corps

[Cannot think of a name]

The actual army preferably.

>The actual army
>Not the Marine Corps

And like that, the weird dream of an American Junta dies in branch tribalism.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

With what army? All the people who Trump has fired? I’d actually like to see that.

The actual army preferably.

Ok. where’s the live stream

[Internationalist Bastard]

So is there anyone good left in the entire cabinet?

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

So is there anyone good left in the entire cabinet?

No.

[Washington Resistance Army]

The actual army preferably.

>The actual army
>Not the Marine Corps

There's not enough crayons at the White House :^]

[The Empire of Pretantia]

So is there anyone good left in the entire cabinet?

There's still a bit of peanut butter in the jar.

[Myrensis]

I'm moderately curious about how long his staff had to beg, plead, cajole and flatter Trump to talk him out of Tweeting about how Mattis was just a low IQ loser who is jealous of Trumps stable military genius.

[Cannot think of a name]

I'm moderately curious about how long his staff had to beg, plead, cajole and flatter Trump to talk him out of Tweeting about how Mattis was just a low IQ loser who is jealous of Trumps stable military genius.

Give it a minute...

[Shofercia]

LMAO: https://fox13now.com/2018/12/20/gofundm ... in-3-days/

A triple amputee Air Force veteran and motivational speaker is asking the 63 million Americans who voted for President Donald Trump to chip in $80 apiece for the border wall. The total would meet Trump's request for $5 billion to build a wall along the United States' southern border with Mexico, with $40 million to spare. Trump said Wednesday, amid debate over a potential government shutdown, that Mexico would indirectly pay for the wall via a trade deal and that the US military would build it. "Even if we get half, that's half the wall. We can do this," Brian Kolfage writes on his verified GoFundMe, which had raised more $5.6 million from about 102,000 donors as of midday Thursday.

Now they just have to cut wages of their Mexican laborers, and that means less remittances for Mexico, which means less local tax funds, so technically Mexico can still pay for a part of it

[Myrensis]

LMAO: https://fox13now.com/2018/12/20/gofundm ... in-3-days/

A triple amputee Air Force veteran and motivational speaker is asking the 63 million Americans who voted for President Donald Trump to chip in $80 apiece for the border wall. The total would meet Trump's request for $5 billion to build a wall along the United States' southern border with Mexico, with $40 million to spare. Trump said Wednesday, amid debate over a potential government shutdown, that Mexico would indirectly pay for the wall via a trade deal and that the US military would build it. "Even if we get half, that's half the wall. We can do this," Brian Kolfage writes on his verified GoFundMe, which had raised more $5.6 million from about 102,000 donors as of midday Thursday.

Eh, good for them. Always fun to see idiots parted from their money.

[Shrillland]

LMAO: https://fox13now.com/2018/12/20/gofundm ... in-3-days/

Eh, good for them. Always fun to see idiots parted from their money.

25 years ago, these same Republicans made fun of middle school classes for donating money to help shrink the deficit. Now, they're doing the same thing for something far less important. What times we live in...

[Shofercia]

Eh, good for them. Always fun to see idiots parted from their money.

25 years ago, these same Republicans made fun of middle school classes for donating money to help shrink the deficit. Now, they're doing the same thing for something far less important. What times we live in...

I just think it's hilarious that Go Fund Me was able to raise this much money this quickly. I'm not supporting or opposing the effort, just trying to bring humor to the MAGA thread. MHGA! Make Humor Great Again

[Thuzbekistan]

We have wasted so much of our lives that this thread has reached 15. Nice job.

Yeah, that ship has sailed.

President? Nah fam I’d vote the shit out of a Mattis/Gabbard ticket

“The civilians have fucked us. It’s time for the military”

I would support this

[Cannot think of a name]

We have wasted so much of our lives that this thread has reached 15. Nice job.

President? Nah fam I’d vote the shit out of a Mattis/Gabbard ticket

“The civilians have fucked us. It’s time for the military”

I would support this

Alternate look: Without the MAGA thread we could have had a thread for every time he shits his pants in public with hundreds of threads with hundreds of posts.

[Thuzbekistan]

We have wasted so much of our lives that this thread has reached 15. Nice job.





I would support this

Alternate look: Without the MAGA thread we could have had a thread for every time he shits his pants in public with hundreds of threads with hundreds of posts.

Yikes. That would just... eww

[Juristonia]

So we're basically on 3 crises a day now, aren't we?

[The South Falls]

So we're basically on 3 crises a day now, aren't we?

Soon we might be at four, by the time the shutdown happens.

[Chernoslavia]

We have wasted so much of our lives that this thread has reached 15. Nice job.





I would support this

Alternate look: Without the MAGA thread we could have had a thread for every time he shits his pants in public with hundreds of threads with hundreds of posts.

More like every time he breaths.