NationStates

Caracasus wrote:

Heloin wrote:People of France come here the story of LeBlanc, cruelly destroyed by the horrible system we now toil under!
"Didn't you push her?"
Many stories are told to discredit the revolution!

"Why don't we ask her?"

"Unfortunately she passed away in her sleep a short time after I left her hospital room. Her last words spoke of vengeance against those who wronged her so terribly, so take up arms and bring down this monstrous system once and for all!"

The Free Joy State wrote:

Caracasus wrote:
"Why don't we ask her?"

"Unfortunately she passed away in her sleep a short time after I left her hospital room. Her last words spoke of vengeance against those who wronged her so terribly, so take up arms and bring down this monstrous system once and for all!"

No, she is of more value to the glorious revolution alive!

That is why I planned to pay all her medical bills, as long as I could use the broken husk of her body in promotional materials. Maybe wheel her around a few rallies where -- due to unfortunately heavy sedation -- she'd be unable to talk, but my character would be able to do all the talking:

"People of France, look at this woman! Look at what this corrupt country has done to her! If Leblanc could only talk, she would urge you to rise up against our oppressors, against the people whose system perpetuates these heinous crimes!"

Caracasus wrote:

The Free Joy State wrote:No, she is of more value to the glorious revolution alive!

That is why I planned to pay all her medical bills, as long as I could use the broken husk of her body in promotional materials. Maybe wheel her around a few rallies where -- due to unfortunately heavy sedation -- she'd be unable to talk, but my character would be able to do all the talking:

"People of France, look at this woman! Look at what this corrupt country has done to her! If Leblanc could only talk, she would urge you to rise up against our oppressors, against the people whose system perpetuates these heinous crimes!"

"Didn't she just mouth 'kill me, end my suffering?'"

"Nah, that's just involuntary muscle spasms. Get the sedatives!"

The Free Joy State wrote:

Caracasus wrote:
"Why don't we ask her?"

"Unfortunately she passed away in her sleep a short time after I left her hospital room. Her last words spoke of vengeance against those who wronged her so terribly, so take up arms and bring down this monstrous system once and for all!"

No, she is of more value to the glorious revolution alive!

That is why I planned to pay all her medical bills, as long as I could use the her in promotional materials. Maybe wheel her around a few rallies where -- due to unfortunately heavy sedation -- she'd be unable to give any speeches (she seems likely to remind people that... you know, my character let her fall), but my character would be able to do all the talking:

"People of France, look at this woman! Look at what this corrupt country has done to her! If Leblanc could only talk, she would urge you to rise up against our oppressors, against the people whose system perpetuates these heinous crimes!"

Infected Mushroom wrote:

New Bremerton wrote:As I said before, my character has already been established as a selfish prick, so I can't exactly deviate from that. She made her choice. She knew the risks. She brought this on herself, so she gets nothing. Additionally, I would sue the organizers for the full 2 billion dollars and then some, even if it means the French taxpayer has to foot the bill. Boo hoo.

the game is hosted internationally and by five cities/governments (I think it was Italy, Turkey, Austria, and Germany)

Leblanc just happens to be French

Thermodolia wrote:

The Free Joy State wrote:No, she is of more value to the glorious revolution alive!

That is why I planned to pay all her medical bills, as long as I could use the her in promotional materials. Maybe wheel her around a few rallies where -- due to unfortunately heavy sedation -- she'd be unable to give any speeches (she seems likely to remind people that... you know, my character let her fall), but my character would be able to do all the talking:

"People of France, look at this woman! Look at what this corrupt country has done to her! If Leblanc could only talk, she would urge you to rise up against our oppressors, against the people whose system perpetuates these heinous crimes!"

I’m 90% sure that we aren’t in France

Caracasus wrote:

The Free Joy State wrote:No, she is of more value to the glorious revolution alive!

That is why I planned to pay all her medical bills, as long as I could use the broken husk of her body in promotional materials. Maybe wheel her around a few rallies where -- due to unfortunately heavy sedation -- she'd be unable to talk, but my character would be able to do all the talking:

"People of France, look at this woman! Look at what this corrupt country has done to her! If Leblanc could only talk, she would urge you to rise up against our oppressors, against the people whose system perpetuates these heinous crimes!"

"Didn't she just mouth 'kill me, end my suffering?'"

"Nah, that's just involuntary muscle spasms. Get the sedatives!"

Thermodolia wrote:

The Free Joy State wrote:No, she is of more value to the glorious revolution alive!

That is why I planned to pay all her medical bills, as long as I could use the her in promotional materials. Maybe wheel her around a few rallies where -- due to unfortunately heavy sedation -- she'd be unable to give any speeches (she seems likely to remind people that... you know, my character let her fall), but my character would be able to do all the talking:

"People of France, look at this woman! Look at what this corrupt country has done to her! If Leblanc could only talk, she would urge you to rise up against our oppressors, against the people whose system perpetuates these heinous crimes!"

I’m 90% sure that we aren’t in France

Now 100% sure.

Infected Mushroom wrote:
the game is hosted internationally and by five cities/governments (I think it was Italy, Turkey, Austria, and Germany)

Leblanc just happens to be French

Infected Mushroom wrote:1. After losing 2/3 of her wealth and the rest of the liabilities, play out, Leblanc is in fact in serious financial trouble. She cannot even afford the expensive healthcare treatment that she's undergoing right now (free healthcare was abolished in France some years ago).

Heloin wrote:

Thermodolia wrote:I’m 90% sure that we aren’t in France

All revolutions must start in France. Tis the rules.

Thermodolia wrote:

Heloin wrote:All revolutions must start in France. Tis the rules.

Unless they start in the US

Thermodolia wrote:

Heloin wrote:All revolutions must start in France. Tis the rules.

Unless they start in the US

Caracasus wrote:Look, I'm not carting her all over the place. We'll do the revolution in france for now.

Ifreann wrote:

Caracasus wrote:Look, I'm not carting her all over the place. We'll do the revolution in france for now.

Step 1: Revolution
Step 2: Export the revolution

Caracasus wrote:

Ifreann wrote:Step 1: Revolution
Step 2: Export the revolution

Step 3: Export more revolutions.

Ifreann wrote:

Caracasus wrote:
Step 3: Export more revolutions.

It's revolutions all the way down.

Infected Mushroom wrote:You become the Champion and pocket your 2 billion dollars. Unfortunately, after a whole bunch of taxes, surprise twister regulations, and a lot of corruption on the part of the judges, you only pocket 10 million dollars. As per the customs of the games, the law does not come after you for the "attempted murder."

Infected Mushroom wrote:1. After losing 2/3 of her wealth and the rest of the liabilities, play out, Leblanc is in fact in serious financial trouble. She cannot even afford the expensive healthcare treatment that she's undergoing right now (free healthcare was abolished in France some years ago).

2. The sister then says you should consider giving Leblanc some of the prize money to help her out. Its completely unfair that the runner-up to Champion gets absolutely nothing. "You don't need the entire 10 million, you already get the glory of being the Champion." Why not give her a few millions to help her lick her wounds? "She's going to spend the rest of her life without the use of her legs and with only one hand."

Caracasus wrote:Look, I'm not carting her all over the place. We'll do the revolution in france for now.

Heloin wrote:

Thermodolia wrote:I’m 90% sure that we aren’t in France

All revolutions must start in France. Tis the rules.

Sicaris wrote:

Heloin wrote:All revolutions must start in France. Tis the rules.

But...what about the American Revolution....

Sicaris wrote:

Heloin wrote:All revolutions must start in France. Tis the rules.

But...what about the American Revolution....

Sicaris wrote:

Heloin wrote:All revolutions must start in France. Tis the rules.

But...what about the American Revolution....

Ifreann wrote:

Sicaris wrote:
But...what about the American Revolution....

Started in France. True fact.

Sicaris wrote:

Heloin wrote:All revolutions must start in France. Tis the rules.

But...what about the American Revolution....

Heloin wrote:

Sicaris wrote:
But...what about the American Revolution....

And the peace that ended the war? The Peace of Paris. America is France confirmed.

Heloin wrote:

Sicaris wrote:
But...what about the American Revolution....

And the peace that ended the war? The Peace of Paris. America is France confirmed.