Caracasus wrote:Not to mention those kids foolish enough to wait up and try to catch him in the act of dropping off presents. The time dilation devices he utilizes to visit almost every house in a single night are reasonably safe, but there's a not insignificant chance that if you are awake and watching at the time you'll essentially experience the passage of 20000 years in one second.
Are exotic devices really needed, or is Santa simply portly enough to actually alter local spacetime to the necessary extent?
[<hangs ytterbium optical lattice clock with localized gravitational disturbance sensor alarm on mantelpiece>]